Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ১৩

Kono rokome jeans'er button ta lagie garage'er dorja diye beriye dekhi amader main door'er samne amazon'er delivery boy dariye ache, amake dekhe bollo, "dada, parcel ta chilo, diye gelam [tarpor hotat amar dike takiye bollo] Emaa, aapnar pant to puro bhije gache, ar apnar mukhe mask nei keno, ekhon khub kharap oboshta dada, aapnar pasher para tai red zone hoye gache, sabdhane thakben, mashima kemon achen, aaj eto bar bell dilam, berolo nato, aapni berochen kothau bodhoi", ami ki bolbo bujhte parchi na, mashima je etokhun bhitore pod marachilen seta ki ar nijer mukhe bolte parbo, kichu ekta to boltei hobe "Thank You dada, aapni eirokom time'eo delivery dichen, Thanks a lot, ei nin[bole pocket theke ekta Rs. 50 note niye oke dilam, ami lockdown er 3 months ar tar poreo kichu mash protita delivery'r shomai, delivery boy der Rs. 50 kore ditam, karon ora seriously oshadho sadhon koreche amar mone hoi, corona'r time e shobar bari bari giye delivery kora was dangerous yet they did it, ar ami grofers and big basket theke to twice a month grocery nitami, oder delivery boy der o tip ditam, tarpor grofers directly delivery boy der app e tei tip facility start korlo. Another thing, ami Amazon India'r Top 100 customers der modhe ekhon, current ranking 67, age Top 50 te chilam, ami amazon india te product review kori{ekhon eta ke influencer program bole}, tai almost all company tader bi bhinno products amake free of cost delivery kore dito but via amazon, tate amar order ta genuine hoto and ami oder hoye review likhte partam, age bhalo review i ditam almost shobai ke but ekta Men's facial product use kore deklam je otar serious side effect ache skin'e, so tarpor theke ami product bhalo hole bhalo likhtam ar kharap hole sompany te directly boltam but bad review ditam na amazon'e, tai amar barite e almost everyday amazon'er delivery boy ra asto kichu na kichu deliver kortei and slowly slowly shobai amake ar amar Maa ke chineo gache], ami ei berotam ektu kaje, ar beronor age jol khachilam sei somai apnar bell sunlam tai tarahuro te jol ta pant'e pore gache ar mask, ei to pocket e ache, eibar porbo, Thank you". Dekhlam lokta ar kichu bollo na, sudhu amar pant'er dike angul dekhiye bollo, "tarahuro te chain tao lagate bhule gachen dada, aaj aslam", bole beriye gelo compund er main gate ta diye. Ami age pant'er zip ta theek kore lagalam, tarpor age garage'er door ta puro khule ek doure Avi'r bari kache giye, amar mask ta pore helmet ta mathai pore, oder barir calling bell ta bajalam[amar khali ektai bhoi hoche, amar Maa ar Avi nischoi sunte peyechilo last'e oi delivery boy'er chillano, kintu dujonei to compromised situation'e tai clean hoye ar jama kapor na pore bodhoi berote parchena, nischoi ekhon ora ready hoche check korar jonne, je ke esechilo, tai ami age Sukanto kaku ke kichu ekta bole amar onek khun age bari asar kotha ta chapa deowar chesta korte elam], Kaku dorja khulei bollo, "ki re, tui ekhono jash ni or phone ta niye ? ar Avi ke bolish ni ami dakchilam", ami ektu budhi kore bollam , "kaku tomake amar ekta help korte hobe, ami tomake ektu mithe bolechilam, amar phone to amar kachei chilo, ashole amar ek purono bandhobi asche barite, phone korechilo amake, tokhon ami rastai chilam, bollo or amar sathe ekta important dorkar ache, tai ami bari chole elam, eto khun wait korchilam barir baire karon, O amader ei society ta chene na, age kono din ashe ni, tai rasta chinte parbe kina bhabchilam, kintu ekhon O phone kore bollo je O aaj asbe na, du din pore asbe. Kaku tumi please Maa ke bolo na je ami onek agei bari chole eshechilam, nahole Maa bhab be ami Maa ke oi bandhobi'r kotha keno bolini ar nana questions korbe, tai tumi bolo na please kaku", kaku dekhlam ektu michke hanslo ar bollo, "acha, bandhobir jonno amake mithe bolli, tahole to saat khun maaf tor, O amrao koto mithe bolechi barite amader somai, acha theek ache ami boudi ke bolbo na tui onek khun age eshechis, tahole tui bari jash ni,tai Avi'r sathe dekha hoi[bolei kaku amader barir main gate'er dike takalo, ami O pichon ghure takalam, bas, dekhi amar Maa main door ta khule baire dekche keu eshechilo kina, nischoi bell sune chilo, kintu Maa ekhon sei morning'er saree ta pore ache, ar mukh chock besh fresh lagche, uff jaa khel dekhalo ektu age], Oi to boudi, O boudi, Avi ke deke dao to, Or Maa phone korechilo, kichu jinish kinte pathabo oke". Maa amake dekhei kemon chomke uthlo, jeno amake expect koreni eto taratari, setai to theek, nahole Oi kaj korto ki kore, Kaku ke bollo, "O to eshe chole gelo, bollo ki ekta dorkar ache oi samner dokan tai, O to nei barite[bolei amar dike takalo ektu aschorjo hoye], ki re tui chole eli eto taratari, tor kaj hoye gelo, kokhon eli tui ? ami aowaj pelam na to ? ar Okhane ki korchis ?", amar Maa je eto mithe bolte pare, aaj bujhte parchi, ami kaku ke, 'aschi' bole bike ta thele thele amader garage'r bhitor rekhe, abar rasta diyei eshe main door'er samne eshe Maa ke bollam, "ami ei just firlam, dekhlam Amazon'er cheleta ei box ta rekhe chole jachilo, bhagish amar sathe dekha hoye gelo, tai tip ta dite parlam, ar Oi eto jore cheye chilo tomar ar amar nam dhore je Sunakto Kaku O sunte peye baire chole eshe che, tai package ta niye ami Kaku'r sathe ektu kotha bolchilam ar tumi door khul le, acha Maa, Oi delivery boy to bollo, onek jore chechiye che, tao tumi sunte pao ni, ki korchile go ? ar tomar gharer shob window gulo bondho keno, shokale to kholai chilo dekhlam ?" ebar Maa ghabrate suru koreche, chokhe mukhe bhoi porishkar bojha jache, saree'r anchol diye mukher gham muchlo tarpor bollo, "tui ghorer bhitore ai, tarpor bolchi, ei shob baire bola jabe na, tui jodi ar na berosh tahole, garage ta bhitor diyei bondho kore, Oi pash diyei ai, ami bolchi shob, Oh tor to abar deri hobe na, tui abar bike ta muchbi, theek ache ghore dhok ami bolchi", bolei kono mote ghorer bhitor dhuke main door ta bondho kore dilo, ami ekbar Avi'r barir dike dekhlam, je kaku ki ekhono dorja khule wait korche nai, kintu kaku kokhon door bondho kore diyeche ami kheyal kori ni. Ami garage e dhuke, garage'er door ta bhajalam, kintu bondho kori ni, Maa hotat, oi side'er room diye eshe garage e unki mere bollo, "ki re dhuke chis bhitore, ar garage'er door ta bondho kore chis naki ?", amar ektu sondeho holo, Maa bar bar garage door bondho korte bolche keno, kintu bepar ta ki bujhte age Maa ke mithe bole khushi korte hobe, ami bollam, "haan haan, ei to ami bhitorei, ar dekhte pacho to door bondho, aaj eto garage door niye porle keno, ager proshner uttor to ekhono dile na, ar kaku ki bolchilo je Avi eshechilo, keno eshechilo Oi chagol ta ?". Maa dekhlam ektu shanto bhabei bollo, "jak bhalo hoyeche, garage'er door ta bondho korte bolchilam karon, tui to fire eshechis, ar baire eto roduur, toke aaj ar berote hobe na, tai bolchilam, ar tor shob proshner uttor dichi tui age bike ta porishkar kore ghore ai, ar Avi eshechilo, tor khoje, ki office'er shob kaj bujhte osubidha hoche, ami bolechi tui nei tai O chole gache, [ebar ektu rege bollo] ar koto bar bolechi na, O tor theke choto, tor bhaiyer moton, oke ulto palta bolbi na, O khub bhalo chele, acha tui ai ami ghore gelam", bole ghore dhuke dhom kore aowaj kore oi room'er door ta bondho kore dilo. Ami to bhablam Avi nischoi garage'er pichoner gate diye baire paliye che, amader pichoner plot tar dike, kintu gate to bhitor theke bondho, tahole ki suor ta ekhono barite ache, theek tokho'i amader main gate ta bondho korar aowaj pelam[bhagish garage'er door ta lock korini, just bhajano chilo, nahole aowaj ta petam na, ami aste kore gate ta ektu fank kore dekhlam, Avi oi shorts ar tshirt pore amar barir main gater samne dariye ache ar amader compund er main gate ta khule baire beroche, tar mane amar Maa amake garage e dhukiye gate lock korte bolchilo, karon se tar kochi premik ke main door diye bar korte chai chilo, wow, amar Maa'r mathai kom budhi nei. Dekhlam Avi baire beriye nijer bari gelo na, okhane dariyei kake ekta phone korlo, tarpor kirokom ragoto shore bollo, 'ki hoyeche ki, eto bar call korchile keno, theek kajer somai tomar call korar dorkar pore keno' [ami garage'er door tar fank diye almost clear sunte parchilam, sala suor, amar Maa ke chude ekhon kake sasha-che ekhon], tarpor abar matha nere nere bollo, 'are baba, bollam to tomake asar agei' abar pause, mane onno side theke keu kichu bolche, abar Avi bollo, 'haan, ei to sobe holo ar tar modhei to dada eshe gelo', eta ki bollo O, tar mane O amar make chudchilo, seta O kauke bolche phone'e, E baba, Maa'r som-man noi amar kache ar nei aaj ker pore, kintu bairer loker kache to ache, mane ei Avi'r kono kharap motlob ache, na hole jodi bhalobeshe ei shob nongrami koreo thake, tahole onno kauke bolbe keno, ami ektu bhalo kore kaan lagiye sunte chesta korlam, je O ar ki ki bole. Avi bollo, 'arey na na, jethi to amake[bolei ekbar amader Main gate'er dike takiye dekhlo, bodhoi dekh chilo Maa dariye ache kina, kintu ami to Main door bondho Howar aowaj peyi aslam, mane O sure hoye nichilo, mane ai suor tar pakka kono kharap motlob ache, dekhlam, Avi hotat aro egiye ashlo phone ta kane niyei, prai amader garage ta cross kore dariye gelo, abar bollo], haan, bolchilam, jethi to amake bolechilo, je aaj dupur ba bikeler age dada bari asbe na, onek dure gache naki, kintu jani na keno, theek somai fire elo dada, bhebe chilam ar ekbar lagabo aaj, kintu holo na, tai jonno to tomake dupure ba bikele aste bolechilam, kintu aaj ar hobe na bole mone hoche, tumi bari chole esho bacha take niye', Avi to amar Maa ke chodar kotha bolche porishkar bhabe, kintu kake ar keno, ek minute, Avi bollo je o ei phoner lok take aaj dupur ba bikele aste bolechilo jate O ekhon amar Maa ke aro ek bar chudte pare, ar ekhon bollo bacha niye chole aste, mane Avi ki kaki'r sathe kotha bolche, karon Kaki'r aaj dupur ba bikele asar kotha ache tao bacha niye, Oh My God, mane Kaki O jane Avi amar Maa ke chode, ar amar Maa O jane je Avi kaki ke chode, e shob kon dhoroner nongrami cholche. Avi abar rege bollo, 'arey haan haan, pore chilo, Oi guru ji'r Maduli Tabiz, dutoi komore pore chilo, ami to kal raatei bolechi, abar keno faltu bokcho', amar Maa'r komore je Maduli ar Tabiz aaj ami dekhlam seta sotti khub sexy lagchilo tao abar lal ronger suto te, kintu Avi'r maa mane kaki keno ei bapare enquiry korche, ar ke ei guruji, ki shob tal gol pakiye jache abar, abar Avi bolche, 'na na, eto taratari ki chaowa jai naki, shobe to aaj ekbar, ar kal tarahuro kore dubar, aro tin char bar na korle ki chaowa jai', mane Avi ki chaowar kotha bolche amar Maa'r theke, ar aro tin char bar korbe bolche, mane aro tin char bar amar Maa ke chodbar kotha bolche Avi nijer Maa ke, etao sombhob. 'Aaj abar kokhon korbo, tumi to ektu porei chole asbe, ar dada barite ache je, se to ar berobe na, tahole,[ektu thamlo, mane Avi ebar nijer Maa'er sathe plan korche amar Maa ke chodar, kintu keno, abar bollo]seta ki kore hobe, dada ke tumi ki bole niche boshie rakhbe, ar dada barir modhe thaka kalin jethi kichu tei amar shonge chade jabe na, arey baba, eta jethu na je, kichu ekta bollam ar jethi ke oporer kono ekta ghore niye giye lagalam bhalo kore, jethu oto proshno korto na, ar konodin siri[stairs] diye opore jeto na, oi hearter operation howar por theke, sei 10 bochor age', mane Avi amar Maa ke chudto eto bochor dhore amar Baba bari thake obosthai, mithe kotha bole, ar ekhon o chudte chaiche ami bari thakar time'e tao abar amader barir chadei ar ei shob buddhi diche kaki, keno. Avi bollo, 'haan, eta theek, dada to bacha bhalo bashe, tumi bacha take niye dada'r kache boshbe niche, ami jethi ke theek bhuliye bhaliye chade niye giye lagabo, tobe diner belai kintu jethi kichu tei lagate debe na chade, tumi sondhe belai asbe bacha take niye, tarpor nahoi chaibo, tumi bari chole asho taratari, ar late kore labh nei' bole O phone ta cut kore nijer barir dike chole gelo, ore baba, era Maa chele mile ki amar Maa ke kono rokom blackmail kore eto bochor dhore naki, nahole ki ekta chaibe chaibe bolche, abar bolche tin char bar lagabar mane chodar porei chaibe Maa'er kach theke, bepar ta ki, kintu Avi aar kaki jodi amar Maa ke blackmail kore tahole amar Maa orokom bhalobashbe keno Avi ke, kaki ba Avi nischoi kono photo ba video record kore rekhe che AVI ar Maa'er chodoner, kintu Maa to dekhlam porishkar Avi ke bhalobeshe oi shob korche, karon keu kauke puro puri bhalo na bashle, ei boyosher kono mohila kono bhabhei eto choda chudi korte parbe na. Ami dekhlam Avi nijer bari te dhuklo, ar ami garage'er door ta lock kore, amar bike ta na puchei[ami amar bike ta jokhon i rastai niye beroi, bari eshe ota puro porishkar kori, inside out, tarpor ghore dhuki, eta amar bahu bochorer habit, kintu aaj ar bhalo lagchilo na kichui] ghore dhuklam. Tarpor shob sanitize korlam, dekhi Maa already amar shorts are shirt ar towel bathroom e ready kore rekheche, ar nije kitchen'e kaj korche, ami ar wait na kore, age fresh hoye nilam, tarpor change kore, amar shob bairer jeans and shirt and socks gulo shob washing machine e dhute diye Maa'er kache, gelam. Bollam, "ki go Maa, bolle na to je ki emon korchile, je roomer shob windows bondho ar calling beller aowaj plus chachanor aowaj suntei pele na", dekhlam Maa eshe dining e ekta chair e boshlo, tarpor calmly bollo, "arey baba, toke to aaj shokalei bollam je amar barite besh kichu kaj ache, onek kichu porishkar korte hobe, aaj ami tor dadur sindhuk ta khulechilam, kichu jinish bar korlam ar tarpor ektu puch lam ogulo ke", ami shonge shonge Maa'r ghore giye dorja khule dhuklam, ghore besh sundor gondho, lime lime, tar mane Maa room freshner use kore che, karon ektu agei nije paikhana kore felechilo je, dekhi sindhuk tar jaiga tei ache[generally ota khulte gele, samne tene ante hoi], ar otar opor onek rokomer show piece rakha, plus or opore ja dhulo porechilo, seta dekhe mone hochilo na je ota aaj khola hoye chilo, ghor theke beronor somai bichana ta ekbar dekhe nilam, chador ta changed mone hoche, amar Maa eto bochor dhore mithe bolte bolte, kirokom confident hoye gache, kichu na bhebei mithe bole dai, ar oi cheletar jonno amader barir shokol ke thokache, chi chi. Ami ebar dining e eshe Maa ke jiggesh korlam, "koi Maa, sindhuk to tar jaiga tei ache, tumi je bolle khule chile ar puchle ki shob, koi kichu to nei, ar sindhuker door eto bhari tumi khulle ki kore eka, age to amake chara parte na ?", Maa ektu bishom kheye bollo, "tui to amar puro kotha tai sunli na, dum kore uthe ghore chole geli, age son tarpor bol, aaj ami nijei koshto kore khule chilam[ami bhablam je ami boli take, je ami dekhe chi aaj se koshto kore nijer pacha fank kore poder futo khule chilo oi sala Avi'r jonno ar kichu kholo ni, kintu jai hok eta amar Maa, tai bhebe chup thaklam], tarpor porishkar kore abar shob tule diyechi, tai jonnoi to shob windows bondho, tui ar tor baba to boltish je sindhuk kholar age barir shob window bondho rakhbe, tai bondho korechilam, ar eri modhe tui chole eli, ebar tui bol to, tui eto taratari chole eli keno", dekhlam Maa ektu shosti pelo eto mithe guchiye bole. Ebar amar mithe bollar pala, "Amake amar Oi Muchisa'r vendor phone korechilo, je or aaj shokal thekei khub cough hoche hotat, tai O covid test korate jache hospitale, tai aaj dokan bondho thakbe, ami to majh rastai tokhon, ei khobor sune ar egote parlam na, tai bari fire elam, acha tumi aaj ekai aaj sindhuker dorja khulte parle Maa[ami sarcastically bollam, tarpor ektu tease korei bollam], tumi to aajkal khola khuli te expert hoye gacho, jai hok, tumi lunch koro ni nischoi, tahole cholo ek shonge kore ni, ar aaj kaki ra kokhon asbe, amar oi bacha take niye khelte khub iche korche[eta bollam, jate Avi der plan ta ami puro puri bujhte pari, and ami honestly bacha khub khub bhalobashi undoubtedly]". Maa bollo, "Sudha'r to bikele ferar kotha chilo, asle ami bolbo na hoi bacha take niye aste, chol kheye ni ekshonge, aaj taratari khide peye gache amaro", tai to, khide to pabei, workout je holo oto khun Avi'r dhoner upor. Tarpor amra kheye nilam ar Maa bollo tar naki khub ghum pache, ami ar disturb korlam na, aaj onek din pore mone hoche Avi'r chodon kheye tired, tai ghumak. Ami ebar amar plan ta ready korte egolam.