Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৬৪

Ghori dekhi ni, tobe besh kichu khun shuye chilam Maa'er upor. Maa nijei amai deke tullo, tarpor aste aste uthe amra ek shonge bathroom'e dhuklam, ar Maa shonge shonge comode'e boshlo paikhana korte, ar ami nijer dhon ta dhuye nilam ar ektu shower gel diye bhalo kore amar kolbhag ta dhuye nilam. Karon puro dhon ar chul bhorti hoye gechilo Maa'er paikhana te. AMi bathroom theke beriye eshe, ekta shorts pore ar tshirt pore niche gelam, Maa bollo, se snan shere niche asche. Ami niche giye amar jonno bere rakha breakfast ta khete boshlam. Ektu pore Maa elo ar amai sindoor porate bollo, tarpor amar sathe khete boshlo. Maa ekta sundor green saree poreche ar tar sathe red sleeveless blouse. Khub sundor lagche Maa ke. Tv te news cholchilo, ami channel change kore Republic Tv te dilam, ar sathe sathei dekhlam, shokal shokal Arnab Da[mane Arnab Goswami, TV reporter] chechache, "This man, This man is a fraud, I repeat F R A U D. Let me tell you why, he's been running a brothel for minsters and high end business tycoons, in The City of Joy, Kolkata. Yes the very Kolkata, where Covid dead bodies are dragged in tongs, burnt in open space. Where are the Political parties now ?", ekta video clip dekhache bar bar, but seta puro censored, karor mukh dekhache na, but ashe pasher background ar video tar kichu jaiga dekhe ami sure eta amar pathano video clip ta, Guruji'r ashram'er lila khela shoot kore. Maa'o haan kore dekhche news ta kintu kichu bujhte parche na. Ami Maa ke bolte jabo, kintu Arnab Da abar dhuke porlo majh khane, jodio ota onar speciality, chechiye bollo Arban Da, "I'll tell you where the political leaders are, if you look closely, one of them is having a nude party with the infamous leader of the place, Guruji they call him, I wonder, what he preaches, probably which position to have sex in. He's running a God-dam brothel right under the nose of the ruling party, he's a pimp. A Pimp. I don't know how many local people know of him, but we dug up an old snap of his, look at this photo closely[bole Guruji'r ekta picture boro kore TV screen'e dekhache]". Maa mukhe khabar niye ekdom beshom kheye kashte shuru korlo, Guruji'r mukh ta dekhe chinte pereche. Ar amar dike takiye, kashte kashte bollo, "eki bolche ora, ki dekhache ahem ahem ahem", ami Maa ke kono kotha bolte baron korar moton ishara korlam ar TV ta mute kore dilam, ar ek glass jol ene dilam, Maa ektu khelo, tarpor bollo, "ki go, tumi kichu bolcho na, tumi ki dekhte pacho na, Guruji ke dekhache, ar ki bolche, Ashram'e naki chi, eta mithe". AMi Maa'er pashe dariye hanste hanste bollam, "na ete kono mithe nei, ja bolche, shob shotti", Maa amake dhomke bollo, "ki bolcho ki tumi, ami eto bochor dhore okhane jachi, ei rokom hole ami jantam na, ar tumi hanscho keno, tomar hanshi pache", Maa'er mukhe chokhe obishash, Maa nijei Gurujir kache chodato eto bochor dhore, ar ekhon bole kina oi shob hoi na okhane. AMi bollam, "uff tomar matha ki kharap hoye gache. Eto bochor tumi nijei to onar sathe korte[boltei Maa mone holo ektu koshto pelo, nijer matha ta niche namiye boshlo]. Ar tumi eka to Guruji'r sathe sex korte na, Oto shebika, tarao to korto, ar Oi je Minister ra asto, emni emni naki, shobai ei shob kortei ashe okhane. Oi Guruji kono dhoya tulsi pata na, eke bare pimp, buro bham ekta. Okhane sudhu ei shob hoi, ar ashram bole loke sondeho kore na. Shob boro boro businessman ra nijeder black money ei ashram diyei white kore, tax banchanor jonno, ar tar sathe ei shob free", Maa eibar ektu norom shurei bollo, "kintu Guruji erokom na go, uni bhalo manush, onek loker bhalo koreche. Amaderi dekho, uni na thakle amra ek hote partam na, ar ei ki shob video dekhache, ek to shob blur kore diyeche, kichui dekha jache na, tahole era bujhlo ki kore Guruji ei shob'er shonge jorito, ar ke kon minister naki, karor to mukh dekhache na, amar mone hoi Video ta jali". AMi bollam, "video ta ekdom original, ar video ta censor kora, karon video te keu jama kapor pore nei", Maa puro confused hoye bollo, "tumi ki kore janle, video te shobai langto, ar eta original ?". Ebar ami bomb ta fatabo, ami bollam, "ami jani karon ei video tar cameraman ami. Tomar phone'e record korechilam video ta, Guruji ar oi Minister ar baki arekjon minister, eksathe orgy korche, mane group sex party korche. AMi ei shob news channel'e ar party office'e video ta pathiyechi, tai eta original video. Tumi nischoi confused, tumi puro bepar ta jano na, ei shob Guruji ra shob fraud, shotti karer shadhu hole, eto luxurious lifestyle'e thakbe na. Ar ota to 5 star hotel ba resort, ashram monei hoi na". Maa puro shocked amar kotha shune, glass theke arektu jol kheye amai jiggesh korlo, "ki bolcho tumi, ei shob tumi record kore news channel'e pathiyecho, kobe korle, tumi to ashram'e amar sathei gecho, tao matro dubar. Mane ami bujte parchi na, keno korle tumi ei shob, Guruji to bhalo manush, koto loker upokar koren, chi oirokom ekta loker eto boro khoti, na na, e", Maa'er kotha shune amar matha gorom hoye gelo, tai Maa ke chup koreiye dilam, bole ki na, Guruji bhalo manush. Ami ektu chechiye uthlam, "Oh, ekhon Guruji bhalo manush hoye gelo, sala ekta fraud buro, bacha bacha meye gulor jibon nostho kore okhane furti kore berache, ar tumi bolcho uni bhalo manush. Haan manchi amader ek korechen oi lokta, kintu ekta bhalo kaaj, shara jibon'er paap ke dhakte pare na. Ar tumi eto boro boro kotha bolcho ki kore, ki korechen uni tomar jonno eto bochor, Kaki ar Avi'r haat theke banchiye che, eta bhabcho. Ulte tomar sathe furti koreche eto bochor. Haan, ami matro du bar gechi ashram'e, tomar sathei gechi, kintu prothom bar tomar mone ache tumi ki korechile, amake baire ashram ghurte bole, pujo deowar naam kore, Guruji'r shamne langto hoye, paa fank kore dariye dariye onar sathe sex korechile[kotha gulo bolar sathe sathei, Maa'er chokhe jol eshe gelo, matha nichu kore boshe, hau hau kore kandte shuru korlo. Ish ami Maa ke hurt kore fellam, but ami to shudhu Guruji'r character ta bojhate chaichilam Maa ke, shit, Maa boddo koshto pelo amar kothai. Ami ektu shanto hoye, sur norom kore bollam]. Ei shona, kendo na tumi, ei dekho, ami tomake hurt korar jonno kotha gulo boli ni. Dekho ota past[Maa kanna thamache na, tai ami Maa'er kache uthe giye, Maa'er matha ta dhore, ador kore Maa'er chul'e haat buliye bollam]. Ami tomake oi niye kono kotha shonachi na. Sotti bolchi shona, ami tomake prochondo bhalobashi, tate kono mithe nei[boltei dekhlam, Maa kanna thamiye, matha tule amar dike takiye takiye, nijer mukh ta ektu kanchu machu kore, amar komor ta chepe dhore, amar pet'e mukh guje roilo, bujlam Maa'er mood ta ektu light hoyeche]. I'm so sorry shona, ami tomai koshto diye kotha gulo bollam, kintu ami sudhu tomai oi Guruji'r ashol rup ta dekhate chaichilam. Sotti sotti lok ta bhalo na. Ar oi video ta ami amade biye'er din shoot korechilam, oi je tumi jama kapor change korchile oi cottage tate, ami tokhon baire ghurchilam, tokhon'i ekta cottage'er theke aowaj aschilo, tai dekhte dekhte odike giye dekhi, Guruji nijer lila dekhachen, sathe oi minister tao chilo, opposition party'r minister to, tai bhablam amio nahoi ektu samaj seva kori, tai record kore bari fire, news channel'e pathalam. Ora ektu deri kore telecast korche news ta. Nischoi amader state'er ruling party'r permission paowar por'i telecast korche aaj, ruling party'r du tin jon minister'o jai okhane sunechi". Amar bola sesh hote Maa amar pet'er upor theke matha tule amar dike takiye bollo, "tumi ei shob'er modhe keno nije ke jorale, Guruji'r onek khomota, onek boro boro lokera jorito oi ashram'e. Tomar jodi kono bipod hoi, tokhon ami kake niye banchbo", bole amai joriye dhore abar kanna shuru korlo, ami Maa'er matha ta shoriye, nichu hoye chair'er shamne boshe, Maa'er chokher jol ta pochalam. Tarpor Maa'er du chokhe duto kiss kore bollam, "shona, tumi ekdom bhoi peyo na, kichu hobe na. Ami je eta shoot korechi, seta keu jane na, ar janbeo na. Dekho tumi'o to jante na. Ar Guruji'r onek boro shob lokder sathe jana shona thaktei pare, kintu, opposition minister'er sathe orgy korte dhora poreche to. Ruling party emnitei ekta shujog khujchilo, shamner election'e opposition ke harabar, eto boro shujog peye, haat chara korbe bhebecho. Shobai mile jhapiye porbe, Ebar Guruji'r shoshan jatra'r tor jor shuru hobe. Ar kono chinta nei, arrest to hoyei geche, oi je dekho new's tolai caption'e likhche. Jei beta jail'e jabe, omni okhane suicide korbe, ei khobor tai asbe er pore ek du din'er modhe". Maa abar shocked hoye jiggesh korlo, "mane, Guruji jail'e jabe theek ache, kintu suicide keno korbe, uni to aramse jamin peye beriye asbe, tai to hoi boro lokeder". AMi bollam, "hmmm, boro lokeder tai hoi, kintu Guruji ar boro lok nei. Aaj ker por Guruji hocchen state'er shob theke boro liability, karon ruling party'r besh kojon minister okhane furti korte jai, seta jodi Guruji kono bhabe record kore rakhe, ba kono witness dar koriye dei, tahole ruling party'r barota bajbe, tai ruling party chaibe, Guruji ke emon shob section'er under'e case dite, jate bail taratari na hoi, ar jail'er modhe to shob political criminal ta achei, tarai Guruji'r murder kore emon bhabe ghotona take shajabe, je dekhe mone hobe Guruji suicide korechen[Maa haa kore amar kotha sunche]. Dekho, Guruji eto boro manush, eto shob boro boro minister ar businessman der sathe otha bosha, se nischoi kono na kono insurance kore rekheche, mane video evidence ba audio evidence, ba kono photo, je boro boro lokera okhane jai furti korte. Na hole jodi kono din bipode pore, tahole tader support pabe ki kore, tai blackmail korar jonno nischoi kono na kono bebostha kore rekhechen, ar aaj jokhon arrest hoyechen, tokhon oi shob minister ar businessman der kache support chaibei, ar tara support na korle, blackmail korbe. Criminal ra eirokom'i bhabe. TObe ei khetre, ruling party eto bochor dhore amader state chalache, security officer, criminal, judge, news channel, reporter, shob'i oder haat'e. Tai evidence na lopat kore, jodi ashol manush takei lopat kore dei, tahole blackmail korbe ta ke. Jodio ami jani na, Guruji eto dur bhebechilo kina, tobe uni je confidence'e eishob korechen eto bochor dhore, shorer modhe theke, ami to confident uni pakka morbe khub shigir. Ar ete je sudhu ruling party'r labh ta noi, opposition'er o labh, ora tokhon bolte parbe, ei video ta fake, karon ashol lok tai benche thakbe na, tai counter korar keu thakbe na". Maa amar gaal'e haat buliye bollo, "babah, tomar mathai eto kichu chole, ki kore bhable eto kichu. Ar criminal ra ki ki kore, tumi sei bhebe chal dile. Bapre, bhagish tumi amai bhalobasho, na hole amaro", ami Maa'er mukhe haat chapa diye Maa'er kotha ta aatke dilam. Tarpor Maa ke assure kore bollam, "tumi amar Maa, amar shona. Tomar kono khoti korbo seta tumi bhable ki kore. Ar ei shob kotar barota bajachi, karon era tomar khoti koreche eto bochor dhore. Ei shob tomar jonno shona, because I love you sooo much. I won't spare a single one, who has mistreated you and used you. Tumi ekdhom bhebo na. Ami shob theek kore debo". Maa amar haat ta mukher upor theke shoriye bollo, "mane, tumi Guruji ke dhoriye dile amar jonno, ar Sudha ar Avi keo[ami ektu hanstei Maa bujhte parlo amar answer ta ki. Amake japte dhore amar matha ta tene amar kopale, mathai, golai, gaal'e, jekhane parlo kiss korlo, tarpor bollo]. Tomake peye, ami dhonno Rajesh. I love you too shona". Dujone arektu adore kore, tarpor ami uthe giye, nijer breakfast ta desh korlam, ar Maa'o kheye nilo. Toto khune, onno news dekhachilo TV te, tobe ami aaj khushi, amar pother sesh kanta shore gelo. Ami breakfast kore Maa ke bollam je Tukun phone korechilo goto kaal, Maa'o shune khub khushi holo je ora asbe. Tarpor ami Maa ke bole, amar ghore gelam, Maa niche jaowar age, amader room'er bedsheet change kore, ghore room freshner'er spray kore diye gache, ar shob window ar door khola tai kono smell nei ghore. AMi bed'e shuye shuye bhabchilam, je Maa'er pod chudlei paikhana keno beroi, nishoi Maa sex'er age pod'er bhitor ta dhuye ashe na, ami google'e search korte shuru korlam, je how to wash inside anus. Besh kichu ta khojar pore, amazon us'er ekta product listing page pelam, jetate ekta shoru dildo style'er comode'er hand shower head dekhache. AMi product page ta te dhuke bhalo kore product photo ta dekhlam, shower head ta fountain pen'er moton, beshi mota noi, but shape ta dildo'r[false penis] moton. But ote onek gulo choto choto futo, ar mathar upor tateo eta futo, ar tolai jekhane joler pipe ta attach kora jai, sekhantate, ekta push type trigger ache, photo te dekhache, thumb diye oi tolar trigger tate press korle, jol berobe oi shob choto futo gulo diye, ar pod'er bhitor ta puro porishkar hoye jabe. Product ta jodio ektu expensive, ami tao amar credit card diye, amar amazon account theke ota order kore dilam, delivery 12 din pore, beshi deri na, express delivery. Ar tar sathe amazon aap theke ekta Durex'er lubricant o nilam, Jate Maa'er koshto ba amar koshto na hoi anal sex korar shomai. Maa'er pod mara amar kache shopno, aaj ektu age sei shopno puron korechi. Kintu Maa betha peyeche. Jai hok ami phone ta pashe rekhe, ektu ghumiye nilam. Ghumiye ghumiye ki shob shopno dekhlam, Maa ke garir modhe pod marchi, kokhono ekta khet'er modhe, kholar akasher niche langto kore pod marchi. Shob theke excited lagchilo jokhon dekchi, ami Maa ke train'er coupe'e langto kore chudchi, coupe'er berth'e fele pod marchi, hotat train ta ekta station'e thamlo, ar onek lok train'e otha jonno doura douri korche, amader janlar shamne diye jache asche, janlar porda ta khola, ekjon hotat amader janlar glass'er shamne dariye porlo ar bhitore takalo. Tokhono ami Maa ke langto kore pod marchi, Maa'er mukhta janlar dike, lokta dekhche dekhe Maa amai dhaka mere shoranor chesta korche ar bolche, "ei otho, ar kotokhun, ish otho bolchi, Ei otho", oi jhakuni te amar ghum ta bhenge gelo, chokh ta khule dekhi Maa amar baan kandhe haat diye dhaka diye bolche, "ei otho, Ooo uthecho, ghum bhanglo tahole. Cholo niche cholo lunch kore nao", jah mane ota Maa shopne bolchilo na, ekhane dariye dariye bolchilo. Bole Maa amar shorts'er dike takiye bollo, "ish ghumiye ghumiye kar sathe ki korchile, acha ota ki kokhono tired hoi na, shara khun bansh'er moton lomba hoye thake", bole michke hanshlo. AMi Maa ke amar buke tene aste aste bollam, "or ar dosh ki, jar bou eto sexy, tar to ei rokom obosthai hobe. Tomake train'e ki shundhor chudchilam shona, uffff ki mojai", Maa puro blush kore amar buker upor theke uthe ektu shore, bed theke neme gelo ar amar dike takiye blush korei bollo, "chi, sotti sotti kore ash mitche na, abar shopneo amai dhorecho. Tumi paro bote", bole michke henshe bathroom'e dhuklo, dorja ta kholai roilo. Ami bed theke uthe taratari kore bathroom'e dhuklam, dekhi Maa comode'er shamne floor'e ubu hoye boshe, peshab korche, Dorja'r dike pichon kore, saree ar saya ta komorer upore tola, forsha pacha duto khola, ar kamarbandh'er extra chain ta pacha'r fank'e jhule, floor'e theke ache. AMi bathroom'e dhukechi Maa monehoi bujhte pare ni, karon pichon ghurlo na, kono kothao bollo na, nichu hoye peshab korche. Ami paa chepe chepe Maa'er pichon'e giye, nijeo ubu hoye boshe, shonge shonge, amar ekta haat, pacha'r tola diye, Maa'er gud'er kache niye giyei, gud'er bhitor ekta angul guje dilam, amar haat bhorti gorom gorom peshab'o porlo. Maa hotat ei bhabe tease korate ghabre giye chechiye utlo, "ei ei aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, ufffff ke ki, ei ki aaaaaaaaaahhhhh. Maaa go, shanti te mut teo debe na, babah pari na ar. Uffff[bole ghar ghuriye amar dike takiye kemon mithe raag dekhiye bollo]. Charo bolchi, lojja kore na, chi. Peshab korchilam to, nongra lok ekta". Maa'er ei rup dekhe ami aro kamuk hoye jachi, ami arekta angul gud'e dhukiye, amar buro angul ta pod'er futo tar upor ghoste shuru korlam, Maa odike katrache, "uuuuffffff Maaaaaaahhhhhhh, koro na go, ei aaaaaaahhhhh. Amar aaaahhhh kotha ta sho aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh[ami amar angul duto bhitore baire kore narate narate pod'er futo te buro angul ta halka kore dhukiye dilam, jodio Pod'er futo ta mone holo onek boro hoye khule ache, karon amar buro angul ta rectum'er ring'er upor ta feel korte parlo na. Mane koto ta khule ache pod ta, ar rectum'er ring'er side gulo kemon unchu hoye ache, aaj amar puro dhon ta dhukiye chudechi Maa ke, mone hoi tate rectum ta fule geche ektu]. Hmmmmmm hhaaaann. Naaa naa shona, ko ko aaaaaaaaahhhhh, koro na ekhon. Please shona uufffff, amake pe aaaaaaaahhhhh peshab ta korte aaaaahhhh aaaaaaaaaaahhh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh da da Mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh daooooo", bolei nijer matha ta ceiling'er dike tule, pacha kapiye kapiye amar angul'er upor rosh chere dilo, ar kemon pichon dike pore jachilo Maa, oi ubu hoye boshei. Ami gud theke angul duto bar kore, oi bhije haat diye ekta pacha shokto kore dhore arekta haat diye arekta pacha chepe dhore, Maa'er fall ta atkate gelam, but amar haat'e chitke chitke jol asche, bujhlam je amar angul gud theke beronoi, Maa'er baki peshab ta beroche full force'e ar sathe Maa'er rosh'o bodhoi beroche. Maa ekhono hapache mukh upore tule, ami kono rokome Maa'er body weight ta nijer du haat'er upor rekhe, ubu hoye ektu egiye giye, ekebare Maa'er pithe'er sathe lepte gelam ar mukh ta Maa'er ghar'er kache niye giye, ghare ekta kiss kore bollam, "hoyeche shona, ebar tumi shoja hoye bosho, ami ei bhabe dhore rakhte parchi na, ebar amio pichone pore jabo tomake niye". Maa ektu wait kore, ghar ghuriye amar mukher dike takiye sei ager moton kamuk drishti te takiye bollo, "oshobho lok, ki korle amar sathe, ei bhabe keu kore. Tumi jano na, amar ki obostha hoi tomar chowa pele, tao korle. Jemon kaaj, temon fol, ekhon dhore bosho amai. Ekhono porche ek du fota. Uffff ki doshu bor re baba[bole matha ta nichu kore moneholo gud ta dekho, ar amar haat'er upor pacha diye puro shorir'er weight ta diye boshe ache Maa, ebar amaro koshto hoche, jodio floor matro 3 inch niche, but Maa'er jodi lege jai chere dile, tai bhoi'e charte parchi na. Maa mukh tule amai bollo]. Ufff nao hoyeche, amai ektu shamne thele dao, tahole paa'er cheto gulo meje te porbe, gorali'r upor bhor kore achi ekhon". Ami Maa'er pacha dhore ektu thele shamne egiye dilam, Maa abar ubu hoye boshe porlo, tarpor amio pichone shore uthe elam, ar nijer haat duto jhakiye ektu relax korlam shoulder duto ke. Maa ebar pacha unchu kore uthe, comode shower ta niye, nijer gud ta dhulo, tarpor pod ar pacha tao dhulo, tarpor shoja hoye dariye saya ar saree ta namiye nilo ar amai bollo, "nongra lok, haa kore abar ki dekhcho, haat duto dhuye niche cholo, kota baje kono kheyal ache, dupur 3 te beje gache kokhon, khabe cholo, tobe haat jeno bhalo kore dhowa hoi", bole bathroom theke beriye room theke beriye gelo, nupurer 'chan chan chan chan' aowaj'e tai mone holo. Ami ar dariye na theke, handwash kore, chokhe mukhe jol diye, haat mukh muche, room theke ekta joler bottle niye, jol kheye ota niye niche gelam. Maa already lunch dining table'e bere feleche. Ami haat'er bottle ta kitchen slab'e rekhe, kitchen'e dhuke, Maa ke pichon theke joriye dhore, gaal'e ekta kiss kore bollam, "I love you shona", ar chere diye, dining table'er ekta chair tene khete boshlam, Maa amar kando dekhe ghure amar dike takiye, ekta cute smile diye bollo, "I love you too, tobe ar bodmaishi na, taratari khao, ami ei bashon gulo sink'e rekhe boshchi". Ami lunch korte boshlam, Maa'o chole elo, tarpor Choto Mama'r call elo, khete khetei amra kotha bollam, Dida'r condition ar improve korche na, but ekta dik bhalo je ar beshi deteriorate O korche na. Maa Choto Mama ke ei diker shob khobor bollo, sune Mama to asbe bolchilo, but morning news'e dekhachilo Durgapur'er corona count sky high, tai Maa nijei Mama ke aste baron korlo. Tarpor amra kheye deye uthe ektu edik odik korlam, ami shob bashon meje dilam, ar Maa ke bollam, ektu rest nite. Maa generally dupure ektu ghumai, but aaj to khete khetei bikel hoye gelo. Maa upore amader ghore gelo, ami ground floor'er main door ar baki windows gulo bondho kore, 10 minute pore upore giye dekhi, Maa bichanai shuye ache, gaye ekta chador ar fan cholche full speed'e. Baire eto gorom, ami shorts are sleeveless tshirt pore puro gheme snan kore achi, ar edike Maa saree saya blouse pore, chador gaye ki kore 3rd floor'er ghore shuye ache. Ami egiye jete giye dekhi, table'er upore Maa'er saree, saya ar blouse ta khule rakha ache, oh shit, Maa tarmane langto hoye chador gaye shuye ache. Maa tahole amar jonnoi wait korchilo, ami taratari kore tshirt ar shorts ta khule, table'er upore rekhe bichanai uthe, Maa'er gaye'er chador ta pet obdi shoriye dekhi amar Shona Maa, puro langto hoye, shuye ache. AMi dud'er upor ektu haat diye chotkatei, Maa chokh khule amai dekhe, kemon jeno request kore bollo, "ei ekhon kichu koro na, ami boddo tired, sei shokale tumi korar por thekei, amai ektu ghumate dao, please", ami bollam, "acha tahole, langto hoye shuye amar jonno opekha korchile na tumi ?". Maa kemon jeno birokto hoye bollo, "na tomar wait korchilam na. Ar tumi to biye'r raat'e bolechile, ei bichanai shute gele jama kapor pora cholbe na[ghar ghuriye amar gaye'r dike takiye dekhe bollo]. Nijeo to langto hoye eshecho. Ta ele jokhon ektu ghumiye nao. Kintu ekhon kichu koro na, amar ghum pache boddo[bole ekta high/yawn tullo]". Ami dekhlam, Maa sotti tired, bekar bekar jor kore labh nei. Pore jaa korar korbo, ekhon Maa ektu rest nik. Ami bollam, "ami to jama pant khule elam, tomai ador korbo bole, kintu tumi jokhon chaicho na, thak. Tumi ghumao, ami chad'e jachi, ektu gach gulor sheba kori, E bari te ekmatro orai amai bhalobashe", bole Maa'er dud theke haat tule shoriye, ghure bichana theke namte jabo, Maa amar haat ta tene dhore, abar dud'er upore dhore bollo, "ufff babah, naak'er dogai raag pushe rekheche. Kichu bollei, omni pod ghuriye cholle. Nao esho, tomar jaa pran'e chai koro, ami kichu bolbo na[kemon jeno ektu sadly bollo], tobe eta bolo na je ami tomai bhalobashi na". Amar kothai Maa birokto hoye egulo bollo, seta ami bujhte perechi. Ami ghar ghuriye dekhi Maa gaa'er chador ta puro shoriye diye, nijer paa duto fank koreche. Maa'er chokh'e porishkar amar kothai koshto bojha jache. AMi kache giye, Maa'er thot'er upor nijer thot ta diye, bhalo kore Maa ke kiss korlam, ar dud'er theke amar haat ta shoriye, Maa'er matha ta du haat'e dhore, jeeb dhukiye kiss kore gelam, Maa amar ei reaction ta expect koreni, but jei feel korlo ami kiss korchi, omni nijei amar jeeb tene suck korte thaklo, amio Maa'er jeeb ta majhe majhe tene suck kore gelam. Besh kichu khun pore, ami kiss ta bhenge Maa'er thot chere uthe giye feel korlam, amar thot theke lala porche directly Maa'er thot'e. Maa'er thot o bhije. Ami bollam, "ami eta korte chaichilam Shona. Tumi rest nao, baki shob korar jonno to shara jibon pore ache. Ar ami tomai tease korar jonno bollam kotha gulo. Ami jani tumi amai koto ta bhalobasho. Nao bikel to hoyei gelo prai, ektu ghumiye nao. Ar eto gorom, chador gaye dite hobe na, gheme jabe. Emni shuye thako". Maa amar dike ek drishti te takiye theke bollo, "tumi shotti raag koro nito ami baron korlam bole ? Amar aaj boddo ghum pache, shokalei ghumiye portam, kintu ranna kora chilo na tai ghumai ni". Ami abar Maa ke assure kore bollam, "Ufff tumi ghumao, ami raag kori ni Shona. Nao ar kotha bariyo na, Ghumiye poro, ami chade jachi". Maa ar kotha na bariye amake ekta cute smile diye bollo, "age amai I love you bolo, tarpor jabe", bole nijei kemon blush korchilo, ami henshe felechi, Maa'er ei bacha der moton achorone. Ami bichana theke neme, table theke amar shorts ta pore, tshirt ta porte porte, Maa ke bollam, "I love you amar Shona, nao ebar ghumao tumi". Maa ek gaal henshe amai bollo, "I love you too Shona, ebar tumi jao, ami ghumai". Bole pash fire, khali gaye shuye porlo. Ami tshirt ta pore ek jholok takalam Maa'er dike, amar dike pacha kore shuye ache, ufff ki sexy pacha, tobe eto dur thekeo pod'er futo porishkar bojha jache, mane ekhon haa hoye ache kichu ta. Na baba, ekhane beshi khun dariye thakle, ami Maa'er opor jhapiye porbo kokhon, bola jai na. Tai ami ghor theke beriye, chade gelam. Amar bonsai gulor pruning kora hoi ni onek din. Baki shob gach gulo dekhe nilam, sukhno pata ar dal gulo, gloves pore, ek jaigai collect kore, ekta compost bin'er modhe dhukiye dilam, dry leaves ar twigs diye leaf mould compost toiri hoi, very expensive organic fertiliser and very rare too, shob nursery te paowa jai na. Tai ami nijei baniye ni. Gacher kaaj korte korte besh onek ta shomai laglo. Ko-ekta veggies'e poka lege noshto hoye gache, pumpkin[mane kumro] ar bottle gourd[mane lau] gach gulo noshto hoye gache, tai ami ogulo ke prune korlam. Broccoli gulo'r head to agei kete niye chilam but stump[shikor aka root structure] gulo tule fele di ni, ekhon dekhchi, tar theke notun branch beroche. Tobe Broccoli hote onek deri hoi, Cauliflower taratari hoi tar theke. Jai hok, kaaj korchi, tokhon amar phone ta bajlo, check kore dekhi amar Bengaluru'r friend, ami call ta receive kore 'Hello' bollam, O bollo, "Ki khobor re bhai, tui to kichu bolish ni, amake Boss bollo, oi Avi cheletar Baba mara gache, O naki ekhon Kolkata'i ache ? Tui jantish na ei shob ?". Ami gach'er pruning shears[gach katar scissors], ekta jaigai rekhe oke bollam, "hmmm jani, amar barir ulto dikei to or bari. Ar or Baba'r treatment to ami korachilam, tui to jantish eta, bhule gechish. Haan Avi ekhane, karon O to ekmatro chele, ar Kaku du din age mara gache, ei aaj bhor belai shoshan'e shob kaaj sesh kore bari firechi. Kaku, mane oi Avi'r baba, khub bhalo manush chilen, toke to age bolechi. Tai mon mejaj bhalo chilo na, tai ar kauke kichu janano hoi ni". O bollo, "haan haan, ebar mone poreche, tui bolechili, dekhechish ami kaaj'er modhe shob bhule gechi. Hmmm tui to onar khub close chilish bolechili. Sorry re. Ami bhule giye, na bujhei kotha gulo bole fellam, acha ekta kotha bol to, Boss bollo chele tar Maa'o naki arrest hoyeche ? Case ta ki oi incest'er jonno naki ?". Ami chade ghurte ghurte oke bollam, "haan tui theek'i shunechish, Avi'r Maa'o arrest hoyeche, toke to bolechilam, je Sayantini'r video gulor sathe aro kichu video chilo Avi'r Macbook'e. Tar modhe Avi or Maa'er sathe sex korche, setar video chilo onek gulo, tui to janish, toke bolechi ami ei shob agei. Jodio security officer ei shob'er jonno Avi'r Maa ke arrest kore ni. But etao ekta karon bola jai, kintu ashol karon holo, Avi confess koreche, toder Bengaluru security officer'er interrogation'e je oke eishob korar idea dito or Maa. Ar je shob jewellery Avi blackmail kore meye der kach theke anto, se gulo Avi'r Maa bikri kore taka niye asto ba lukiye rakhto. Sei hishebe, ei khelar Mastermind and Avi'r accomplice hoche Avi'r Maa, tai security officer onake remand'e niye interrogation korar shomai, uni nijei shob kichu confess korechen, tai security officer onake okhanei arrest kore. Ebar bujhli shob ta ?". O mon diye amar shob kotha shune bollo, "bapre, eto puro bollywood'er cinema re bhai, oi taklu bhatt ke bol cinema ta baniye felte". Ami ektu amused hoye bollam, "dhur char oi shob, tui bol, kemon achish, kaaj kemon cholche, asha kori ar kono gondolgol hoi ni". O bollo, "dhur, ei Work From Home ar bhalo lagche na, sara din khali bou'er ghan ghan, bon'er goj goj, ar Maa'er eta seta. Kaan matha jhala fala hoye jache bhai. Kobe je office ta khulbe, ami banch bo. Acha son, tor sathe amar duto important kotha ache, ekhon free achish to, kotha bola jabe ?". Ami bhablam, amar sathe abar ki important kotha ache, jaa kotha bolar shob to sesh, tao bollam, "haan bol, ki bolbi". O bollo, "Dekh prothomoto, toke ami ageo ek du bar bolechi, Kolkatai ami ekta bari khujchi, mane flat na, complete bari, ek tola bari holeo cholbe. Tui to janish, sei college time'e Baba mara jaowar por, tor doyai kono mote college'er fees ta diye exam ta dilam, result ta ektu bhalo chilo tai MBA te chance pelam, bank loan tao pelam, kintu Bengaluru je koto expensive shohor, ta ar bolar noi, bon tao aste aste boro holo, or pora shonar jonno ekhane chole elo Maa ke niye, kintu ami to rented apartment'e thaktam. Tai eto jon lok niye thaka gelo na. Abar college'e jaa'r sathe ghurtam, tar barir lok'o besh pressure dichilo, biye korar jonno. Badho hoye Maa ke bole amader Kolkata'r flat ta bikri kore, ekhane ekta 2BHK flat rent'e nilam ar shobai ke niye ashlam, bon ke college'e admission koriye dilam ekhanei. Tarpor to biye bacha shob, job ta chilo tai benche achi, ar ektu adru savings korte perechi. Kintu Maa ar ekhane thakte chai na, amio chai na, Bengaluru khub expensive city bhai, amar chele take ebar school'e bhorti korte hobe, but ekhane to school'er donation'i 5 lakh taka, ar monthly fees ar amar apartment'er rent same. Tai ja save korechi, seta diye, Kolkata te ekta 2 BHK bari holei shift kore jabo bhabchi, tar upor sunlam Covid'er jonno real estate'er rate onek pore gache. Tui erokom kono barir bepare janish, tahole amai ektu bol bhai". Ami bhablam, ami to emni teo Avi'r bari ta eke bikri korbo bole bhebe chilam, ekhon jokhon sujog esheche, kotha ta bolei dekhi, ami bollam, "hmmm kichu ta jantam, tobe eto detail'e kichui jantam na. Ekta bari ache, amar society tei ache. Tobe seta 2 storied, mane du tola bari. Tor jodi interest thake tahole bol, ami kotha bole dekhbo". O shonge shonge bollo, "arey bhai, banchali tui amake, atleast broker'er taka ta banchbe, haan haan, du tola to aro bhalo, bon o thakbe amader sathe tahole. Koto bochorer bari re, bhanga chora noi to, Koto te debe ?". Bujhlam o interested, ami bollam, "dekh bari jokhon, ektu purano to hobei, but very well maintained, paint korano recently, plus fully furnished bikri korbe, toke alada kore ekta jinisho kinte hobe na, sudhu nije der jama kapor anbi, baki mostly everything is here. Price quote korche 50 lakhs". O ektu chomke bollo, "se ki re, 50 lakh, Kolkata te real estate'er eto daam. Bhai eto onek beshi re, jodio fully furnished du tola bari, kintu tao 50 onek ta beshi re. Tor society jokhon tui ektu kotha bole dekh na, ektu kom kore jate. Mane bujhtei to parchish, shift korle tar to ekta alada khoroch hobe, tarpor bari kenar taka, plus monthly expenses to bandha achei. Tui ektu kotha bol na, jodi ektu kom kore". Ami bhablam, Lahiri Kaku'r sathe discuss kore tarpor eke janabo, tai bollam, "theek ache, tui bolchish jokhon, ami kotha bole toke pore janachi. Oto tension korish na tui, theek ache, tahole ekhon rakhi, ami pore toke janiye debo". O bollo, "ei dara dara, theek ache, tui kotha bole nahoi amai janash, jodi amar range'e hoi ami shift hoye jabo, ar tor kacha kachi thakle, ektu adda deowa jabe. Tobe tor sathe arekta kotha chilo". Ami bollam, "ei to bolli, abar ki kotha ?". O bollo, "dekh, eta ektu personal, kichu mone korish na, tui biye korish ni ekhono seta to ami jani, kintu tui ki kauke pochondo korish ?[ami kotha ta sune chomke gelam, hotat O amake ei shob keno jiggesh korche] Na mane, tor sathe to emni kotha batra khub beshi hoi na, tai jani na ami. Tai jiggesh korlam, mane, tui kichu mone korli na to ?". Ami ki bolbo bujhte parchi na, amar sathe important kotha ache bole, O amake ei shob keno jiggesh korche, kintu tarpor bhablam, O to amar purano bondhu, hoito khoj khobor neowar jonnoi jiggesh korche. Tai ami oto na bhebe oke bollam, "na, amar kono girlfriend nei bhai[sunei o kemon 'ufff jak baba' bole uthlo aste kore, ami sunte pelam porishkar], tui etai sunte chaichili to. Ta amar love life niye tor eto agroho keno bhai ?", ami ektu henshe henshei kotha ta bollam, bhablam, O hoito amake tease kore kichu bolbe tai ei shob jiggesh korche, bondhu ra to eishob'i kore. O bollo, "hheeee heeeeeee, na mane emni jiggesh korchilam re, tora shobai college'e amai khub aowaj ditish amar girlfriend chilo bole, tai bhablam toke aowaj debo, kintu tui to fanka mathe nijei goal dichish, abar nijei save korchish. Janish Maa'er to boyosh hoyeche, khub tension kore aaj kaal, amio kori, aaj kaal jaa shob hoche, ar amar family te eto boro ekta kando holo, toke ar alada kore ki bolbo, tui na thakle hoito, kon din ei shob jana jani hoye, amra shobai golai dori ditam. Tui amader maan shonman shob banchali re bhai[O ki hint diche, ei shob bole bar bar, bujhte parchi na ami, tobe bepar ta bhalo dike gorache na seta nischit]. Ebar amar bon tar biye diye nischinto hote chai re, Maa'o roj bolche, kintu emon din kaal elo, bhalo chele paowa to ashai kora jai na. Tai tor bepare jiggesh[shit, ja bhebechilam, jol baje dike gorache. Ebar nischoi amar sathe or bon'er biye niye kichu bolbe, fuck fuck fuck, kichu ekta bole kata te hobe]". Ami oke thamiye bollam, "bhai amar Mama'r call asche, amar Dida to khub osustho, hoito kono bara bari hoye gache, ami tor sathe pore kotha bolbo, ekhon rakchi", O bollo, "oh, haan haan, tui kotha bole ne, ami pore". Ami or mukher upor call ta cut kore dilam. Holy Mother of Sweet Jesus, koto boro jhamela avert korlam. O jodi ekbar biye'er kotha ta bole felto, tahole ghorano aro boro jhamela hoto. Nah eke Avi der bari bikri korbo na, nahole o beta roj emotionally amar matha chibiye khabe, ar bon ke amar golai jhuliye debe. Ar amar Maa to arek jon, ACP Tulsi'r moton, er bon'er satheo golai golai bondhu hoye jabe. Tar por ar ki, amar kopal purbe. Nah nah eke bari deowa jabe na.