Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৭৫

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🕰️ Posted on May 20, 2022 by ✍️ ac30rc (Profile)

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Maa ke kiss ta korar por mone holo Maa ektu shanto holo, Kiss ta bhangar por amar dhon ta chere dilo, ar amar dike haa kore ek drishti te takiye ache dekhe, ami bollam, "uff babah, kichu hoi ni. Rastai ashar shomai, haowa te Tulsi'r tshirt ta pichon theke ektu uthe or panty dekha jachilo, ar duto chele gari te nesha korte korte or ekta photo tule, oke eavteasing korchilo, tai tader security officer'er haat'e tule amra bari firechi, Tulsi ektu shocked bodhoi, ar ami chele gulo ke pitiyechi ar photo delete kore diyechi dekhe, O amake I love you boleche[kotha ta boltei Maa'er chokh aro boro boro hoye gelo, mukh to amar puro kotha shune already gomra hoyei ache, ami tai bollam]. Ar kichui na, tumi majhe majhe bacha der moton koro keno, tumi jano na, ami tomai shobar theke beshi bhalobashi, amar Shona tumi[boltei Maa, kemon ekta mishti hanshi dilo, besh cute lagche Maa ke], ei to amar shona ta, shob shomai ei rokom thakbe, hanshi khushi, ebar ami snan ta shere ni ?". Maa besh bhalo mon'ei chilo ekhuni but kemon jeno abar sad hoye bollo, "ish meye tar sathe theek amar moton'i hoche, tumi theek kore photo ta delete kore diyecho to ? Ami jai meye tar kache, ish ki baje bepar holo aaj. Ei jonnoi ami tomai gari ta niye berote boli, kintu tumi to amar ektao kotha sunle hoi, nao taratari snan ta sharo, ar niche esho, ami meye tar kache jachi, tumi kichu to bole jao ni, je dinner'e ki khabe, ar din'er belai oto rich khaowa holo, tai ami ektu aaloo ar bhindi'r torkari moton baniyechi, tumi esho, ami niche jachi". Maa darai ni bathroom'e, directly door bondho kore, niche neme gelo, Maa'er paa'er 'chan chan chan chan' nupur'er shobdo ta aste aste fade hoye jache. Ami ar na dariye, age snan ta kore nilam, tarpor change kore, ektu jol kheye, niche namte jabo, amar ghore phone ta bajlo, ami abar ghore gelam, dekhi amar Bengaluru'r friend call koreche, ami call ta dhore Hello bollam, O bollo, "bhai amra aschi KOlkata'i 5 din por, tickets confirm holo ektu agei, tai age toke janalam. Dekh bhai, tui bolechili, tor society tei ekta bari ache, tai puro family niyei aschi ei corona'r modhei. Dekh jodi kono gondogol thake, ekhono bole de, ami dekhchi jodi ticket cancel korle refund paowa jai". Ami bollam, "arey na na, ami ekbar bole diyechi toke, tar kono nor chor hobe na. Tui full family niyei aste parish, kono problem hobe na. Bari ready ache, fully furnished as well. Tui ai, eshe dekh, tor barir lokeder dekha, tarpor kena'r decision nibi, kono tara nei, tora eshe oi baritei thakte parish, fakai ache, tui jodi chash ami porishkar koriye rakhbo bari ta, tui bol ?". O bollo, "baah tahole to bhaloi hoi, ami to bhabchilam amader puro family ke hotel'e uth te hobe hoito, na na tui porishkar koriye rakh kauke diye, amra tahole okhanei uthbo, ar tor kothai amar puro bhorsha ache, tui jokhon bolchish shob theek ache, tahole ami ar deri korbo na, oi 14 din'er quarantine sesh korei amra tahole registration niye kotha boli, ki bolish ?". Ami ar ki bolbo, ami to chaichilam, joto taratari hok, bari ta bikri korte, ami bollam, "theek ache, tora tahole ai ekhane, ami address ta arekbar pathiye rakhbo, ami ar toder receive korte airport jachi na, amar choto gari te tor puro family plus luggage fit hobe na, tora cab book kore ekhane chole ai, ami shob ready kore rakhbo, theek ache, tahole ekhon rakhi, Goodnight". O bollo, "thank you re, na re ami uber kore nebo, amader oken luggage hobe, toke abar bekar bekar aste hobe na. Theek ache bhai, onek onek thanks bhai, Goodnight", bole O call ta disconnect kore dilo. Ami phone ta pocket'e niyei siri diye niche neme gelam. 1st floor'er kothau kono aowaj pelam na, tai ground floor'e chole gelam, Maa ar Tulsi dinning table'e already boshe poreche, ar ki shob kotha bolche, amake dekhe Maa bollo, "tumi bosho ami dinner ta serve kori shobar". Bole Maa chair theke uthe kitchen'e dhuke gelo. Ami Table'er opash'e boshte giye dekhi Tusli oi ager Pajama ar ekta polo tshirt poreche amar. Ami oke bollam, "tumne aapne pure team ko kaal ke liye invite kar diya hai ? I'm telling you, khana waste hua to, mein tumhe chorne wala nahi". Maa ranna ghor theke bollo, "haan beta, tum sab ko ekbar reminder de do, tumhare saath jo jo aye hai, wo kaal humare sath lunch karenge, acha mujhe nahi pata tumhe kya pasand hai dinner mein, to mein ne halka fulka sabzi banaya hai, aur baki din ka khana hai, tum batao kya logi ?". Tulsi Maa ke bollo, "nahi Maa, din mein thora heavy ho gya, raat ko rehne dete hai, wo tumne kya banaya hai, I'll have that, yahan pe bhindi milta hai kya, mujhe bhindi kafi pasand hai". Maa ar ami du jonei ektu hense fellam, ar ami bollam, "tum ko astrology ata hai kya ? Maa ne bhi aaj bhindi banaya hai". Tulsi besh khushi holo, jai hok, amra olpo kotha bolte bolte dinner ta shere fellam. Tarpor haat mukh dhute dhute ami Maa ke bollam, "amar oi Bengaluru'r friend call korechilo, ora 4-5 din por ekhane asbe, full family niye, Sukanto Kaku'r bari tattei uthbe, Or oi bari ta kena'r iche ache, bujhle". Tulsi sunchilo, tarpor amar dike takiye isharai jiggesh korchilo je ami ki bolchilam. Maa nijei hindi te bollo Tulsi ke, "arey beta, wo uske bengaluru wale friend, arey wohi jiske sister ka complaint tumhe mila, wo log yahan aa rahe hai, bagal wale ghar mein rukenge, shayad wo ghar kharidna bhi chahte hai[tarpor amar dike takiye bollo]. Shob to bujhlam, kintu boddo taratari hoye jache na shob kichu ? jai hok, Tukun rao ar ko din porei eshe jabe, bhaloi hobe, ghor bhorti lok jon". Ami bollam, "haan taratari hoche, ar setai ami chai, Kaku'r bari ta onar sraddho'r age bikri hole, Kaku rin mukto hobe shob rokom bhabe. Jagge, bad dao, haan Tukun o to asbe prai oi shomai, bhalo bhalo. O thakle mon ta bhalo thake[dekhlam Tulsi kichui bujhte parche na, tai oke bollam]. Tukun, is our prince, my nephew, you're gonna love him, he's so cute, my sister and her family are ariving here by next week, currently they’re in Australia". Tulsi ektu smile kore bollo, "Oh wow, Maa bata rahi thi, uske bare mein din me, mein koshish karungi agar, thora time mile to, I'll come, waise bhi I'll miss Maa", ami oke tease kore bollam, "right, tum to sirf Maa ko miss karogi ?", Tulsi boddo lojja pelo, matha nichu kore blush korche, ar kono kotha nei, ami Maa'er dike takate dekhi, se abar dab dab kore amar dike takiye ache. Uff abar na hinshe kore. Amar hotat mone pore gelo SP Sir ke call korar kotha ta, kintu Tulsi eto blush korche, tai iche kore Maa'er mood ta light korar jonno, Maa kei kotha ta bollam, "Ki go, tomar ei meye ke bolo, tar senior officer ke call kore bolte, je se kaal tar team'er sathe jabe na, ta nahole abar tomar sathei thaka ta hobe na, amake to abar karor pochondo noi, tumi'i bolo kotha ta". Maa'er expression dekhe mone holo ar ekhon Tulsi ke niye serokom hingshe korche na, but tensed laglo, nijei oke bollo, "beta[ami eto khun Tulsi ke kheyal kori ni, kintu Maa kotha shuru kortei or dike takalam, mukh tule laal laal gaal kore Maa'er dike takache, but ar chokhe amar dikeo dekhche ar lojja pache], tumne aapne senior ko call kiya kya ? Wo tumhe permision wagerah lena tha unse, mein tumhe kaal kahi nahi jane dungi, tum abhi baat karlo". Tulsi dekhlam blush kora bondho kore, Maa'er kotha sune, pajama'r pocket theke phone ta bar kore, kichu ekta korte giyeo theme gelo, ar Maa ke bollo, "magar Maa, wo manenge nahi, wo insaan to ache hai, par protocols kabhi nahi todenge, bahut strict hai wo". Ami tease kore bollam, "haan haan, maat karo call, tumko humare sath rehna pasand nahi hai, isisliye bahane bana rahi ho[Tulsi kichu bolte jachilo, ami ghure Maa ke bollam], tomake ar oke kichu bolte hobe na, oke jete dao, O amader sathe thakte chai na[bole Maa'er dike takiye chokh marlam, Tulsi kheyal kore ni ota]", Tulsi bollo, "arey Maa, aisa bilkul nahi hai, dekho mein abhi call karti hoon, par wo bahut strict hai, sach me". Bole SP Sir ke dial korlo. Tulsi phone'e kotha bolchilo, Maa dekhlam, kitchen theke beriye nijer ground floor'er room'e dhuke gelo, jani na keno, but amar ektu doubt holo, Maa'er mood ta down. Tulsi besh seriously bolchilo, “Yes Sir, I have made the report as well, I’ll just add a few points tomorrow”. Tai ami chair theke aste kore uthe Maa'er room'e dhuke dekhi Maa bed'er chador tan tan kore theek korche. Ami door ta bondho kortei Maa pichon fire amar dike ghure takiye bollo, "kichu bolbe ?". Ami egiye giye Maa ke amar dike puro ghuriye, Maa'er gaal duto dhore, jhop kore ekta kiss korlam, ami plan kore kori ni, tai kiss ta korei shonge shonge chere diye bollam, "hmmm, amar shona'r mood off mone holo, tumi'i to bolechile Tulsi ke ekhane thakte arekta din, eta to tomar idea, tahole ekhon mood off keno, ki, abar hingshe hoche bujhhi[bole amar haat diye Maa'er pacha duto tipe dhore roilam, Maa dekhlam ebar michke hansche]". Maa michke henshe amar buk'e halka kore ekta punch mere, amar joriye dhore bollo, "moteo na, ami jani amar ei dustu shami ta amai koto ta bhalobashe", bole amar pithe haat bolache, ami abar Maa'er pacha duto saree'r upor diyei chotke bollam, "tahole mood off keno amar bou tar ?". Maa amar buk'e matha guje bollo, "meye ta khub kore boleche, ei ko din O amar sathe shobe[eta to normal, Maa nijeo to dupur'e bollo Tulsi ke niye raat'e shobe, tahole abar ki holo, Maa abar bollo]. Ashole, tomake chara to amar aar ghum ashe na, tai bhabchilam, aaj raat'e ki kore ghumabo, edike Meye takeo bole diyechi, haan go, tumi shute parbe amake chara ?". Ore baba, ei bepar, eta to amar matha teo asheni, dupure to oi rokom lukiye lukiye chudlam Maa ke, bhoi'o korchilo, kintu bar bar kora to risky kintu besh moja lagchilo, edike etao shotti, Maa ke prothom din choda'r por thekei, kemon jeno ekta nesha hoye gache amar, na chudle ghum ashe na, ar Maa'er pod na marle, seo ghumate pare na, tahole ki kora jai. Ami ektu bhebe pacha chotkate chotkatei bollam, "amar shona chodano'r jonno chot fot korche, bapre, dupure khide mete ni, tomar to pod'e betha korchilo na, raat'e nite parbe to[Maa amar kothai lojja peye, amar pith ta nijer haat diye khamce dhore, amar buk'e nijer naak ghosche, ami Maa'er baan pachai, ekta 'chotash' kore chor marlam, Maa khali 'hhhmmmmmmmmmmm' kore aowaj korlo, ami bollam]. Theek ache amar sexy shona bou, toke aaj shara raat chudbo, hoyeche shona, koi dekhi mukhta, kemon lojja pache amar shona ta". Maa amar pith'e haat diye amai aro shokto kore japte dhore, amar buk'er nipple'e tshirt'er upor diyei kamre dilo, uuufffff, ki sexy mohilla re baba. Khub jore kamrai ni, tai betha serokom hoi ni, ami Maa'er pacha chere, Maa'er matha ta dhore tene amar dike kortei dekhi, se to eke bare lojjai gaal laal kore ache, kichu tei amar chokh'er dike takache na. Ami Maa'er gaal duto shokto kore dhore, matha nichu kore, ekta kiss korlam, Maa jhop kore amar matha'r chul duto shokto kore tene dhore, amar jeeb chuste shuru korlo. Taropr ki holo, nijei kiss ta bhenge, blush korte korte amai bollo, "ei amra ekhane onek khun achi, meye ta sei theke kotha bolche, ki bhabbe. Ebar jaa hobe raat'e hobe, ar dustumi korbe na ekdom. Cholo baire jai, dekhi or senior ki bole, ei shono na, bolchi. Jodi or senior na mane, tahole, tumi ektu kotha bolbe, na hole amar sathe kotha boliye diyo, ami nahoi ektu request korbo". Ami Maa ke chere bollam, "tar dorkar nei, ami agei kotha bole shob theek kore rekhechi, cholo giye dekhi, eto khune hoito permission diye diyeche, bechari surprise hobe dekho na", boltei dekhlam Maa besh khushi holo amar kothai. Dorja khule room theke berote jachilo, ami pichon theke, pacha ta ekbar tipe chere dilam, Maa achomka ei rokom kora te, boddo bhoi peye, pichon fire amar diye takalo, ami pout kore ekta kiss dekhalam. Maa abar lojja peye, matha ghuriye room theke beriye gelo.                                                     Ami Maa'er pichon'e room theke beriye dekhi Tulsi tokhon'o kotha bolche, kintu or mukh ta dekhe mone hoche, O surprise ta peye gache SP Sir'er theke. Tulsi amader dujon ke room theke berote dekhe, ektu shocked hoyei isharai amader or kache jete bollo, tarpor phone'e SP Sir ke bollo, "Yes, Yes Sir, Thank You Sir. Huh[bolei kemon jeno chomke gelo, tarpor bollo] but Sir, how, I mean how do you know, I I. Yes Sir", bole Maa'er dike takiye shocked hoye aste kore bollo, "Maa Sir Rajesh aur aap se baat karna chahte hai, mein speaker pe dalti hoon, mujhe samjh nahi aa raha unko kaise pata chala mein yahan pe hoon", bolei phone ta speaker'e dilo, ar bollo, "Yes Sir, phone is on speaker, they can hear you, I'm sorry Sir, I didn't tell you before, but how did you know I was here ?". Maa'o shocked hoye amar dike takiye ishara korche, ami michke hanschi dekhe, Maa kichu ekta bujhte pereche. SP Sir bollo, "hmmm, Good evening everyone, I'm ACP Tulsi's senior officer and a friend of her father's as well. Well to be honest, Tulsi I am a it disappointed, you hid something of this magnitude from me, but let bygones be bygones. Mrs Ghosh, namaste. Mera Hindi utna achi nahi hai, but I'm very very happy to hear the news. Thank you Mrs. Ghosh for accepting Tulsi as your daughter-in-law[Maa kotha ta sune ektu smile korlo, Tulsi'r mukh ta dekha'r moton, puro haa hoye ache, edike lojjao pache, ki expression debe, bujhe uth te parche na]. And Rajesh, congratulation son. You're one lucky man, because Tulsi is a rare gem". Shobai chup chap, tai ami bollam SP Sir ke, "thank you Sir, from all of us. You are hereby cordially invited to our wedding as well. Aaah, you should say something to Tulsi as well, she's still in shock", bole ami henshe fellam. Tulsi amar dike takiye fel fel kore dekhche, SP Sir henshei bollo, "haaa haaa, sure sure[bole Sir Tulsi ke bollo]. So Tulsi, you wanted permission to stay in Kolkata for another day right, well officially I can't allow that. You'r entire team's train ticket has been booked for Yeswantpur from KOlkata tomrrow night, can't change protocols[Tulsi'r shocked face ebar kemon sad hoye gelo, Maa'o amar dike takiye dekhche, bhabche ami hoito kichu bolbo SP Sir ke]. You have to be here day after tomorrow, with your entire team and the accused[Ora dujon'i kemon mon mora hoye gelo]. But how you reach here, is upto you, you can come by flight, or by train along with your team. But you have to reach here along with your team on time, as per protocol[Tulsi prothome bujhte pare ni bepar ta, O amar dike ar Maa'er dike bar bar takachilo sad face kore, kintu ami jei oke ektu chokh marlam, O ektu attentive hotei kheyal korlo SP Sir ki bolche]. Ok". Maa amar dike takiye aste kore bollo, "mane uni ki bolche, permission debe na debe na, ekbar naa bolche, abar haan bolche, ami theek bujhte parchi na, tumi je bolle kotha bole rekhecho". Ami ektu henshe bollam, "uff babah, tomra dujonei tubelight, uni agei raji chilen, ami age theke onake shob bole rekhechi, bollam to tomai, ar ekhuni to uni bollen, Tulsi flight’e jete pare, eta to sudhu formality". Maa ebar bujhte pere henshe fello, Tulsi SP Sir ke bollo, "Sir, that means, I can stay here for another day, right Sir ?". SP Sir henshe bollen, "haaa haaaa haaa, I didn't say that, all I said was, you have my permission to arrange your own transportation back here, thats all. But you have to follow protocol and report here with your entie team. Well, I think you don't have to worry about transportation, you're in good hands. And Rajesh, I'm counting on you this time. She cannot be late for reporting. Text me the flight PNR and timing. Well then, congratulations everyone, And Tulsi, you owe me a 'Rasam' as soon as you get back here. Goodnight everyone". Bole uni call ta nijei disconnect kore dilen. Tulsi ekhono ektu confused, Maa or kandhe haat diye oke nariye bollo, "arey beta, tu khush kyun nahi hai, unhone tum dono ko shaadi ki badhaiyan di, fir tujhe ekdin ki chutti bhi to diya". Tulsi Maa'er kothai convinced noi mone hoi, matha nere bollo, "nahi Maa, Sir bahut strict hai, wo protocol nahi todenge, unhone aap sab ke samne hi to kaha, ke mujhe pure team ke sath report karna hai, chahe kuch bhi ho jaye. Par Sir ko pata kaise chala, mein yahan hoon, aur humari shaadi ki baat, yeh to hum dono ne abhi tak decide bhi nahi kiya, matlab, yeh ho kya raha hai. Oh Shit, jarur Pallavi ne kaha hoga, par Sir ka number uske pass to nahi hai". Maa ebar amar dike takiye bollo, "ei, meye ta bekar bekar bhoi pache, ebar to ontoto kichu bolo[Tulsi ebar Maa'er dike takiye ache haa kore, tai dekhe Maa oke bollo]. Uff ho, beta yeh saab raita isne failaya hai, tere Sir ko sab kuch pehle se pata tha, isi ne bataya hai sab kuch, shaadi wali baat bhi". Tulsi amar dike ebar kemon jeno ekta chokhe dekhche, rege ache naki khushi holo, boddo odbhut expression to, bujhte parchi na. Ami nijei bollam, "I wanted to surprise you, to mein ne hi SP Sir se baat kiya tha. I didn't hide anything from him, when he said he's a friend of your father. You dont worry, I'll book the flight tickets tonight and send him the details as well, tum bilkul bhi late nahi hogi, promise". Tulsi kemon jeno disturbed laglo, amai bollo, "kyun bataya abhi unko saab kuch, aab pure department me baat fail jayegi, upar se Pallavi ko bhi pata chal gaya, aur shaadi ka baat kab hua, unko yeh kyun bataya ?", Maa'o or kothai kemon jeno ektu sad laglo, dhur Maa'er to khali bacha der moton ekbar hingshemi, abar Tulsi ke chere thakteo parbe na. Kintu TUlsi'r abar ki holo, amai joriye 'I Love you' bollar por abar hotat kore ei shob keno bolche, jah baba, O ki lojjai ei shob bolche, naki O biye korte chai na amai, na na, ami abar ulto palta bhabchi. AMi or mood ta bojha'r jonno, iche kore tease korar tone'e bollam, "acha, matlab tum shaadi nahi karna chahti mujhse, Ok no problem, Mein bata dunga Sir ko". Tulsi jhop kore bollo, "nahi, mein ne yeh kab kaha, mein shaadi nahi karna chahti tumse[bolei nijer jeeb kamre fello, Maa or dike takiye ache ar michke hansche, bechari abar lojja peye gelo, matha ta ektu nichu kore Maa ke joriye dhorlo, Maa'o oke joriye dhore ektu ador kore dilo oke]". Ami bollam, "O dramebazz ACP, idhar hoon mein, meri taraf dekhe ke baat karo". Tulsi prochondo lojja pache, Maa ke charchei na, tai ami iche kore Maa'er pichon dike giye, TUlsi'r mukho mukhi dariye, amar eyelid gulo nariye oke tease korlam, O bechari ar thakte na pere, Maa'er ghar theke matha shoriye bollo, "Maa chalo, sona nahi hai, kaafi late ho gaya hai, upar se mujhe kaal jaldi uth na bhi hai, yeh bahut besharam hai, jaan ke kar raha hai yeh saab". Ami Maa'er pichon theke Maa ke joriye dhore bollam, "tumko jaldi hai subah, to tum soo jao, Maa ko rehne do mere pass". Maa kotha ta sune ektu ghabre giye amar haat gulo pet'er kach theke shoriye bollo, "nahi beta chal, hum soo jate hai, yeh bak bak karta rahega". Bole Maa oke niye ground floor theke beriye siri diye upore jete jachilo, ami Maa ke bollam, "haan haan, jao jao, shobai chole jao, ekhon to ami kharap tai na, darao raat'e tomar barota bajabo". Ami confidently kotha ta bolte parlam, karon TUlsi bangla bojhe na, Maa jane seta kintu tao react kore bollo, "ei oshobho lokta, laaj lojja shob kheye boshe acho, nongra lok, ish meye tar shamne keu bole". Siri diye uth te giyeo amar sathe kotha bolche Maa, tai dekhe Tulsi bollo, "kya kaha isne abhi Maa, kuch kaha hai na, tease kiya na mujhe, mujhe pata hai, yeh aisa hi karta rehta hai". Maa kichu ekta bolte jachilo, kintu ami bollam, "haan pure haq se kiya, tumhe to shaadi nahi karni thi, to mere tease se tumko kya, jao jake soo jao madam". Tulsi prochondo blush korche, ami dekhte pachi, kintu O kono reaction dilo na, sudhu Maa'er haat dhore siri diye upore uthe gelo. Ami dekhlam, shobai upore uthe gache, jagge, Maa ektu porei amar ghore asbe, kintu tar age amai amar Baby'r obostha ta dkbar dekhte hobe. Tokhon emotional hoye, lathi mere fele to diyechilam, kintu tarpor ami ekbaro check kori ni. Ami ghorer bhitor diye garage'e dhuke, light jele Baby'r obostha ta dekhlam, right handlebar ta ektu ghosheche, colour ta uthe gache corner theke, but ota chara ar kothau kono scratch ba kono daag'o nei, pichon dike ta to oi chele tar upor porechilo tai ar kothau ghoshe ni. Ami garage bondho kore, ground floor'er shob door bondho kore, siri diye upore uthe 1st floor'er shamne giye bhablam, Tulsi ke goodnight kore di, tarpor bhablam, na thak, ghum peyeche hoito, abar kaal shokal belai berobe bollo, thak O ghumak. Ami shoja amar room'e gelam 3rd floor'e. Tarpor desktop ta on kore Tulsi’r jonno porshu din’er evening flight’er ticket book korte boshlam, bapre ki dam ticket’er, lockdown’er porer fare bole eto dam naki eto taratari book korchi bole.
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