Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৮৬

Shokale ghum ta bhanglo Tulsi'r dak'e, uff raat'e boddo bhalo ghum hoyeche, bichana theke uth te iche korche na, Tulsi besh kichu khun, "Rajesh, Rajesh, wake up kafi late ho gaya hai, tumhara phone bhi baj raha hai, arey kitna sow ge, uth bhi jao, Rajesh". Ki mishti kore dakche amai Tulsi, or gola’r aowaj sune, oi pash fire chokh khule ek bar dekhlam takiye, blurry blurry laglo, tobe Tulsi amar bichana'r shamne'i mone holo, White shirt ar blue type kono pant. Holy Cow, ami to kaal raat'e pant pori ni, shit shit shit. Jei kotha ta kheyal'e elo, ami jhop kore uthe boshlam, bapre atleast amar gaye bedsheet ta chilo. Tulsi khub mishti kore bollo, "Good Morning sleeping beauty", ami amar daan pashe takiye dekhlam, TUlsi ekta cute smile diye bollo kotha ta. Kintu ami oke ki kore bojhabo, je ei sleeping beauty kaal raat'e nijer duty[mane jama pant portei bhule gache] korte bhule gache. Ami ektu kosto kore henshe oke jiggesh korlam, "tum tum yahan, matlab ku kuch kam tha ?", bapre ghabre giye amar kotha joriye jache. Kotha bolte bolte ami ektu ektu kore baan dike shore jachilam bed'er, sathe bedsheet ta amar buk'er kache chepe dhorchilam. Tulsi amar oi rokom obostha dekhe, directly amar bed'e uthe boshe pore kemon curiously jiggesh korlo, "kyun, mein tumhare room mein aise nahi aa sakti kya ?[bole kemon bacha der moton michke henshe nijer chokh'er bhuru narache] O ho, Rocky bhai, tshirt nahi pehne ho, isiliye feeling shy ?", bole nijei matha nichu kore lojja peye gelo. Ami ar ki bolbo, jodi janto ei Rocky bhai, tshirt'er sathe sathe pant porteo bhule gache, tahole to golpo sesh. Amio ektu lojja peye henshe fele bollam, "haan wo, you can see, I mean you shouldn't see, tum tumko kuch kaam tha kya ?". Ami aro side'e ghoshte ghoshte oke jiggesh korlam, Tulsi ekhono blush korche amar dike takiye, mane amar chest'er dike takiye, kintu tarpor bollo, "wo mein kuch aur prints nikalna chahti thi, but your printer seems off, wohi puchna tha, can you please switch on the printer ?". Ami ar ki switch on korbo, amar to ekhuni switch off hoye jabe jodi bedsheet ta shore jai. AMi Tulsi ke bollam, "wo wo tum hi karlo, The printer's switch is always on, but the power switch is over there see[bole oi dik'er ekta switch board'e point korlam]. Tum karlo, tab tak I'll get fresh. You're all dressed up, are your colleagues already here ?". Tulsi amar dik'e ek drishti te takiye ache, bujhte parchi na ki bepar, O ki dhore fello, ami bedsheet'er tolai langto hoye achi. Bujhte parchi na bepar ta. Ami oke jigesh korlam, "kuch kehna hai tumhe ?". Tulsi oi eki bhabe takiye bollo, "Kabhi socha nahi tha, kisi ke liye itna feel karungi, jitna aaj tumhare liye kar rahi hoon. I wish mein hamesha aise hi", amar phone ta hotat kore beje uthlo, Tulsi nijer kotha thamiye dilo, amra dujonei ekhon phone'er dike takiye dekhchi, phone ta amar haath'er kachei, ami tai ektu jhuke, dekhlam unknown number, tai dhorlam na, call ta silent kore Tulsi'r dike takalam. Dekhi O nichu hoye boshe ache, tobe or incomplete kotha sune eta to confirmed, je O amake shotti bhalobashe, ar ami or jibon'e prothom purush manush, tai or jibon'er eto bochor'er shob joma kotha, dukho, obhimaan, O majhe majhe amar sathe share kore fele. Ami or dike takiye sudhu bollam, "I Love You too". Tulsi ektu mukh tule amar dike takalo, Or chokh mukh jeno bolche, O etai sunte chaichilo amar theke, kemon peacefull lagche or mukh ta. Tulsi ektu blush kore egiye elo amar dike, haath duto tule, ami ektu baan dike chepe shore elam or theke dur'e. O bujhte parlo na, ami sudhu bollam, "wo mein abhi utha hoon na, fresh nahi hua abhi tak, tum to ekdum ready ho, let me get ready then, I want a big hug from you". Tulsi ektu lojja pelo, ami bhablam, ei shujog, kono bhabe bed theke neme, bathroom'e dhukte parle hoi, ami ase aste baan side'e shorte shorte almost bed'er kanai eshe gechi bujhte pere, bedsheet'er corner ta dhore Tulsi ke bollam, "waise tumne abhi tak kuch nahi kaha, I'll remember it". Tulsi amar dike takiye bollo, "kya nahi kaha ?". Ami to oke kothai ektu engage rakhte chaichilam, kintu ami ektu disbalance hoye jachilam bed'er kanai, tai jhoop kore nijer paa duto bed theke namiye, dariye porlam, ami bedsheet tao tanlam, amar komor'er tola ta dhaka deowar jonno, kintu ki kopal amar. Jore bedsheet ta tanar poreo, ota bichana tei theke gelo, karon Tulsi amar bed'er oi kanai boshe chilo, bedsheet chepe. Ami jei bujhte parlam, besheet is MIA[missing in action], ami nijer duto haat diye, amar dhon ta cover kore fellam. Kintu tar modhei, Tulsi jore chechiye uthe, dariye porlo bed'er opashe, "Rajesh shit". Ami Tulsi'r aowaj'e or dike takyie dekhi, O nijer chokh duto'r upor haath chapa diye, aste kore amar ulto dike ghure gelo, shit shit shob dekhe feleche, je tuku shonman chilo amar or chokh'e, shob sesh hoye gelo aaj'i. AMi bollam, "Tulsi mein wo, I can, matlab I will explain. Wo mein, wo mein". Tulsi opash'e ghurei bollo, "Oh My God, meri hi galti hai, puch ke ana tha tumhare room mein. I'm sorry, I'm leaving", bole o ektu egiye gelo bed theke dorja'r dike. Na na, ami to onno kono karon'e langto hoye chilam na, O bhul bujhe chole jache, na seta hote debo na. AMi oke deke bollam, "Tulsi, ek minute yaar, please, just wait for one minute, please". Tulsi dekhlam dariye gelo, kintu ghurlo na, ami taratari kore, cupboard ta khule ekta shorts bar kore pore fellam, ar ekta sleeveless tshirt pore, age Tulsi ke bollam, "I'm done, you can turn now". Tulsi na ghurei bollo, "are you sure Rajesh, we can talk later if you want". Or gola ta kemon shonache, kemon kapa kapa, O ki dukho pelo amai ei bhabe dekhe, na na oke koshto deowa unchit hobe na, O kharap bhablo amai oi bhabe dekhe. AMi egiye giye, or pichon'e dariye, or kandh'e haat diye, oke ghuriye amar dike mukh koriye dar koralam. Tulsi nijer chokh duto bondho kore dariye ekhon. Ami or gaal duto du haat'e dhore bollam, "look at me Tulsi, trust me I'm clothed now[O chokh khullo, ki boro boro chokh’e takiye ache amar dike, ami bollam]. I'm sorry, you had to see me that way. I humbly apologize. Mera koi galat intention nahi tha, please don't be upset. Kaal raat itni garmi mein, mein chat pe tha kafi der, fir barish shuru hui, mein bheeg gaya. Niche aa ke, gile kapde utar ke, towel se sab dry karke, I was feeling so sleepy, that I forgot to wear any clothes. I honestly didnt mean to hurt you by any chance, nor was it intentional. Please tum bura mat mano". Tulsi amar dike takiye chilo eto khun besh seriously, kintu amar kotha sesh hotei, kemon henshe fello bacha der moton, ami or gaal'e haath bolate bolate theme gelam. Tulsi ektu theme confidently bollo, "arey Mein gussa ya dukhi nahi hoon[bole jho kore chokh niche kore nilo, ar or gaal gulo kemon laal laal hoye jache, oh shit o blush korche], bas I didn't expect", abar amar phone ta bajlo. Tulsi amar haath sudhu nijer ghar ta kaat kore, amar side theke phone'er dike takalo, jeta bed'e ache ekhono. Tarpor amar dike takiye bollo, "koi important hoga, kafi time se call kar raha hai, tumhara uthne se pehle bhi do bar call aya tha, mein ne bataya na". Ami or dike takiye bollam, "tumse zyada important nahi hai phone. I am really sorry, wo galti se ho gaya, mein bedsheet kheench raha tha, par tum uspar baithi thi, to wo mere haath se slip ho gaya. I'm really sorry Tulsi". Tulsi ebar puro henshei fello, "hheeeeeeee heeeeee, mein kafi der se hansi rok ke rakhi thi, heeeee hheeeeeeee". Tulsi mon khule hanschilo, dekhe amar mon theke ekta bhar neme gelo. Ami or gaal theke haath duto shoriye nilam, kintu Tulsi amar haath duto mid-air'ei dhore nilo, ar shokto kore amar haath duto dhore, amar buk'er modhe matha guje, nijer haath duto diye, amar haath duto ke nijer peeth'er kache niye chere dilo, tarpor amar peeth'e haath diye, japte dhorlo. Mane TUlsi chai amio oke japte dhore hug kori, amio or peeth'e amar haath duto diye, japte dhore or kopal'e ekta kiss korlam. Tulsi amar buk'e matha gujei bollo, "I Love you so much Rajesh. I know you'll never hurt me". Kichu khun amra hug kore roilam, abar amar phone ta bajlo, ebar to shotti mone holo, phone ta bhengei di. Tulsi amar buk'er theke matha shoriye amar dike takiye bollo, "tum phone attend karlo, kafi der se baj raha hai, sach mein koi important ho sakta hai. I'll head down, Maa breakfast bana rahi hai, aur meri team on the way hai". Ami ar ki bolbo, Tulsi ke chere, bed'er dike egochilam, phone call ta cut hoye gelo. Tulsi'o ektu egiye eshe Printer'er switch board'er switch ta on kore, room theke berote jachilo, ami bed'e eshe phone ta tule unlock kore dekhte jabo kar phone chilo, Tulsi amar room'er door'er shamne theke bollo, "Next time agar aisi situation me ho to pehle hi bata dena, mein bedsheet pe nahi baithungi", ami or kothai prai lojja peyei or dike ghure takalam, dekhi Madam dorja'r shamne dariye onoboroto hanshche amar dike takiye, ami bollam, "Why do I get the feeling, that you're not gonna let this slide ?". Tulsi hanste hanstei bollo, "hheeeee heeeeee, you're right, tum koi na koi baat par mujhe aur Maa ko tease karte rehte ho, [tarpor nijer chokh’er bhuru nachiye bollo] Why should boys have all the fun. Ab meri bari, hheeee heeeeeee", Or kotha sune amio henshe fellam, oke bolte jabo, kintu tar agei dekhi Tulsi amar room theke palalo, jeno ami oke chute dhorte jachi. Jak ekta tension gelo, je O kostho ba dukho pai ni, ba amai kharap bhabe ni, lightly niyeche bepar ta. Ami phone ta abar unlock kore dekhi 3 te unknown number theke missed call, besh 4-5 ta hobe. Ami last missed call tai call korlam, ekjon lok besh birokto hoyei bollo, "arey aapni kemon lok, kokhon theke call korchi, aapnar bari ta kothai, amra Joka’r shamne achi". Jah baba, e abar notun jhamela, ami bollam, "arey aapni ke age seta bolun, ar ami ektu busy chilam tai aapnar phone dhorte pari ni, tar jonno dukhito". Lokta ebar ektu bhalo korei bollo, "arey Dada, amai Muchisha'r nursery theke pathiyeche, onek gulo tub ache, gach'er hobe hoito, uni aapnar address dei ni, sudhu aapnar location ta boleche ar phone number ta dilo". Acha acha, tahole amar ceramic'er pot asche, bhaloi holo. AMi bollam, "haan haan Dada, uni bolechilen aaj pathaben, acha aapni kothai achen ekhon excatly, ami aapnake guide kore dichi". Lokta bollo uni kothai gari niye achen, tarpor ami onake guide kore dilam, amader society te kibhabe aste hobe. Phone kete, ami bathroom'e giye, fresh hoye nilam, tarpor room'e eshe dekhi 3-4 te print beriyeche printer theke, tarmane Tulsi niche theke print chereche. Jai hok, ami ektu jol khete giye dekhi bottle almost khali, arekta bottle kaal raat'ei khali hoye gechilo, ami bhorte bhule gechi. Bottle duto ek haath'e niye, arek haath'e Tulsi'r print gulo nilam, ar nijer phone tao, dekhi phone'e besh onek gulo notification. Amar room theke beriye, niche namte namte ekta ekta kore check korte giye, dekhi Tulsi'r whatsapp notification ache, ota khule dekhi madam likheche, "Rajesh, mein ne kuch print diye hai, niche aate waqt le ana please. Aur haan, kapde pehen ke ana [3-4 te jeeb bhangano smiley]". Acha tarmane ekhon theke eta niye amar leg pull korbe, theek ache, koruk amio to oke koto kichu niyei tease kori. Nijer ojantei or message pore hanste hanste siri diye neme gelam.