Amar Boisko Maa er Chodon Lila - অধ্যায় ৯১

Maa ke bichanai rekhe, ami drawing room theke Maa'er saree ar saya blouse ta pelam kintu bra ta je Maa kothai chure fello tokhon, edik odik khujte giye, ota table'er tolai khuje pelam. Kintu arekta jinish'o dekhte pelam, je chair'e boshiye ami Maa ke chudchilam, tar tolai bhorti jol, na jol ki kore hobe, ota nirghat Maa'er peshaab, ar amar sleeveless tshirt ta tate lepte ache. Shit, ami tokhon tshirt ta khule paa'er kache fele Maa ke chudte shuru kore dilam, ektu kheyal kore jodi upore kothau tshirt ta tule rakhtam, tahole ei obostha hoto na. Jai hok, Maa'er shob jama kapor niye, Maa'er ghor'e bichanai diye elam, Maa bodhoi bathroom'e gechilo, tai dekhte pelam na. Tarpor oi chair'er tola theke, Maa'er peshaab'e bheje nijer tshirt ta tule, basin'e giye, ota ningre[twist] shob jol fele, abar ota diyei baki peshaab tao puche fele dilam basin'e. Bapre, ei tshirt ta ar pora jabe na, ota tai washing machine'e fele dilam, pore ota wash kore, comfort diye debo. Tarpor pichon'er ekta chair theke nijer shorts ta niye, drawing room'er bathroom'e dhuklam, ar nijer dhon ta porishkar korte korte kheyal holo, Maa to amar buk obdi peshaab kore bhijiye diyechilo, tai arekbar gaye jol dhele snan kore nilam, sudhu chul gulo bhejalam na. Tarpor shorts pore beriye, directly nijer room'e jabo bole, ground floor'er dorja'r kache gechi, omni abar amar phone ta beje uhtlo. Bloody shit, ami to puro puri bhulei gechilam nijer phone ta check korte, tokhon koto bar bajlo, ke jane hoito oi ceramic pot anar gari'r driver tai hoito call korchilo tokhon. AMi doure giye, age phone ta niye call ta receive kore Hello bollam, Opash theke ekta birokto sure ekjon bollo, "arey aapni ki faltu lok dada, kokhon theke phone korchi, amar ki ar kono kaaj nei. Sara shokal sudhu aapnar delivery niye pore thakle hobe. Eto bar call korlam, phone ta dhorte ki khub kosto hochilo naki, tahole shokalei bole dite parten, ami antam na aapnar maal ta", shit eta to oi driver ta, boddo rege ache amar upor, shob amar'i bhul, tokhon phone ta dhore nilei hoto. Ami ektu matha thanda kore bollam, "Sorry dada, khub dukhito ami. TOkhon ekta important kaaj'e ami atke gechilam, tai aapnar call ta dhorte pari ni. AMi iche kore keno korbo dada, ektu bhebe dekhun, aapni to amar'i jinish anchen, ami deivery na nile, amar'i loss, tai na. Abar'o bolchi, ami khub dukhito, aapni bolun ekhon aapni kothai achen, ami aapna ke guide kore dichi". Lokta ekhono birokto hoiyei bollo, "dhur bhai, rakhun to aapna'r important kaaj, amar kaaj important noi naki. Ami to theek korechilam, ei bare aapni phone ta na dhorle, ami maal niye ferot chole jetam". Eibar amar matha gorom hoye gelo, rascal driver, ami koto bar sorry bolchi, haan ami or call attend korte pari ni, kintu O etokhun kothai chilo, prai 1.5hrs age amai first call kore bollo 3A Thakurpukur'e ache, okhan theke amar society to matro 15 minutes. AMi ebar ektu regei bollam, "aapni baje kotha na bole, age eta bolun, aapni eto khun kothai chilen, 1.5hrs age bollen 3A Thakurpurkur’er kache achen, okhan theke amar society matro 15-20 minute, eto time lage na dada. Ami aapnar call gulo ektu age dhorte pari ni, seta amar bhul, tar jonno khoma cheyechi aapnar kache. Ulte aapni amai shashachen. Achen kothai ekhon, age seta bolun ?". AMi phone ta loudspeaker’e diye, haath'e niye siri diye upore amar room'e gelam, Lokta ebar ektu sur norom korlo, bodhoi amar checha mechi te ektu bhoi peyeche, ami amar room'er cupboard theke ekta sleeveless tshirt bar kore porte jabo, lokta bollo, "na ashole dada, oi tokhon ami gari niye Muchisha theke shobe berochilam, ashole shokale khaowa hoi ni kichu tai rastai dariye ektu dim toast ar cha khelam, tai ektu deri holo. Ami prai eshe gechi mone hoche, ei main road'er kache oshudh'er dokan ache, okhan tai dariye achi. Okhan theke kon dike jabo dada, aapni bole dile, ami ekhuni chole asbo". Dekhlam lokta jokhon bhalo kore kotha bolche, amar ar checha mechi kora unchit hobe na, tai ami'o bhalo kore bollam, "theek ache dada, khaowa daowa kora ta niye ami kichu bolchi na, tobe aapni tokhon amai bollen ek, ar ekhon bolchen arek, puro mithe bollen shokal belai. Jai hok, aapni oi oshud'er dokan theke daan dik'e nin, okhan theke ekdom shoja rasta, jekhane dhakka khabe, setai amar society, amai security ke bole dichi, O aapnake amar bari ta dekhiye debe. Aapni chole ashun". Bole ami call ta cut kore dilam, ar nijer tshirt ta pore, drawer theke amar mask ta bar kore, Mahesh da ke ekta call korte gelam, dekhlam Ratan Kaku'r call'o eshechilo ektu age, tokhon bodhoi ami Maa'er sathe, Maa'er bichanai chilam. Jai hok, age ami Mahesh Da ke call korlam, O phone dhore bollo, "arey Boro Babu, Ratan Da call korlo tokhon, tumi kothai go, baire esho ?[background'e besh checha mechi hoche sunte pelam, nirghat kichu gondogol pakiyeche Mahesh Da]". Ami bollam, "haan, ami ekhon dekhlam Ratan Kaku'r missed call ta, ami call kortam Kaku ke, acha eto checha mechi hoche keno gate'e ? Ami aschi baire, bolchi amar ekta gari asche maal niye, ota dekhte pele gate khule diyo, ar amar bari ta dekhiye diyo to. Tomra shobai gate'er kachei acho to, ami jachi darao". Mahesh Da bollo, "arey na na, ami to tomar bari'r baire go, tumi kichu sunte pacho na bhitore. Oi thana’r van'e kore, Sukanto Da'r bou ke eneche, society'r shobai to dhukte debe na bole ekhane joro hoyeche, constable ra to ekhane amader atke diyeche. Tumi berow na age, shob dekhte pabe, ar gate to kholai ache ekhon. Gari tari shob dhuke jabe, kono oshubidha hobe na. Ei Boro Babu, Ratan Da kotha bolbe, ei nao". Ami kichu bolbo tar agei Ratan Kaku, Mahesh Da'r phone'e bollo, "ei Raju, tui baire ai taratari. Ekhane jhamela hoche, tui janish lalbazar theke abar Sukanto'r bou ke tene eneche oder barite. Eta kintu theek noi, oto nongramo korar por, oi mohilla ke ana ta kintu theek hoi ni. Tui baire ai, thana’r lokera amader kotha sunche na, tui ektu bole dekh". AMi phone'e ar ki bolbo, e to baje bepar hoye gelo amar barir baire, ami sudhu bollam, "tomra darao, ami aschi, kintu tar age Mahesh Da ke gate'e jete bolo, o naki gate puro khule chole esheche, tahole to oi reporter'ra shobai abar bhitore dhuke bhir korbe, ami aschi daro". Bole phone ta rakhte jabo, Ratan Kaku bollo, "dhuke porbe ki re, dhuke poreche. Oi gadha take niye ar pari na, ar kichu korar nei, shobai bhitore chole esheche, tui taratari baire ai". Ami phone ta cut kore, age mask ta pore nilam, tarpor doure niche gelam. Ground floor'e Maa'er room'e ekbar dorja ta khule unki mere dekhlam, Maa saya blouse pore feleche, ar ekhon saree ta porche, ami bollam, "tumi baire beriyo na ekhon, dorja bondho kore rakho bhior theke, ami chabi niye jachi. Sudha kaki ke niye jhamela hoche baire, society'r lokera rege ache khub. Tumi ektu rest niye, shob lunch gorom kore rekho. AMi aschi". Maa saree porte porte'i bollo, "ei ektu shono, tumi kintu kono jhamela'i joriyo na, thana’r bepar, ora theek bujhe nebe. Serom hole Tulsi ke bolo, O manage kore nebe. Tumi beshi kichu bolte jeo na". Ami matha nere okhan theke beriye eshe, chabi ta niye, ekta slipper pore main door khule, baire beriye elam. Ore baba, baire to shotti bhalo jhamale hoche. Amar bari’r baire, mane exactly Avi der bari'r gate'er kache ekta local thana’r Bolero gari, 2 jon female constable gari tar pashe dariye, bujhte baki roilo na, ote korei Sudha Kaki ke eneche. Abar epash'e takalam, holy shit, eto amar puro society'r lok jon, plus kichu lok video camera haath'e, shit reporter rao dhuke esheche ekhane. Arey oito Ratan Kaku, Subhash Kaku ar Surojit Kaku, ar pichon'e Mahesh Da'o ache. Ore baba, Surojit Kaku'r haat'e lathi'o ache. Oder ke local thana'r constable duto atke shoriye diche bar bar. Pashe aro duto thana'r gari dariye ache. Mahesh Da amar dike angul dekhiye kichu bollo, Ratan Kaku dekhlam amar dike haath tule, amai isharai dakche. Ami egiye gelam, oi constable der pichon'e giye bollam, "dada, oder aste din, eta amader society, ar amader'i atkachen. Onader chere din". Kotha theke arekta officer amar pichon’e eshse amai bollo, "aapni kon Hari Das Pal, kothai thaken ? Ar eder okaloti korchen keno, janen ki koreche era, thana'r gari bhangchilo, oi je gari tar headlight ta fatiye diyeche[ami takiye dekhlam, shotti ek side’er headlight’er glass ta bhanga]. Bhaggo bhalo amra kono action ni ni. Aapni jaan nijer kaaj korun, ekhanae bhir baraben na to". Ratan Kaku ar Subhash Kaku ek sathe chechiye uthlo, "ei bhai sunun, jake aapni oi bhabe kotha gulo bolchen na, O chaile, ekhuni aapni suspend hoye jaben. O hoche Rajesh Ghosh, goto bar aapna der ekta officer baje bebohar kore, or collar dhore baje bokchilo, eikhane dariye, jekhane ki na O aapna der ek SP’r pran banchalo. Tarpor sei officer’er ki obostha hoyechilo, seta to nischoi janen, gota desh jane ekhon. O hoche sei Rajesh Ghosh". Ami Ratan Kaku ke chup korte bolchi, se aro bariye bariye bole jache, ebar jodi era ei shob sune kono legal step nei, fasbo to ami. Jodio dekhlam, officer ta amar dike bhalo kore takiye dekhe, ek step shore gelo, ar bollo, "dekhun, ami kintu kono bhul kichu boli ni aapna ke. Aapna'r society'r lok'erai kintu shuru koreche jhamela ta. Thana'r gari bengeche, amra to kichui kori ni ekhono. Aapni oder ektu bojhan, jodi ora shanto thake, amra keno atkabo oder, kichu mone korben na kotha ta bollam bole". Ami dekhlam, ini bhodro bhabe kotha bolche, jodio amar porichoi pabar por, tao jokhon bhalo kore kotha bolche, amar'o sei bhabe'i bola unchit. Jodio Tulsi ba or team'er kaukei baire dekhte pachi na, ora hoito bhitore ache ekhon Avi ar Kaki'r sathe. Jai hok, ami officer ta ke bollam, "thank you, ami onader bujhiye bolchi, aapni constable der bolun, oder aste dite edike, ami bujhiye boli oder, ora ar kichu korbe na. Aapna der gari bhanga'r jonno ami dukhito, jodi kono financial help lage, amai bolben ami help korbo. Aapnara jodi kindly, oi reporter der society'r baire bar koren tahole bhalo hoi, era aapna der gari'r pichon pichon dhuke poreche. Amader matro ekta security guard tai uni atkate pare ni", Officer ta amar dike takiye ekbar ghar narlo, ar oi constable der bollo, "ei oder chere dao, ar oi reporter der shorao ekhan theke, ekhuni arekta gari asbe, abar jhamela hobe. Ora ekhane ki korche, ei corona'r modhe bhir shorao". Bole okhana theke shore, Avi der barir mukh'e chole giye, arekta officer ke kichu ekta bolte thaklo, amader dike angul dekhiye. Constable ra haath shoratei, Surojit kaku lathi ta niye egiye jachilo oi dike, ami khop kore kaku'r haath'er lathi ta chepe dhore, Kaku ke tene, amader garage'er dorja'r shamne anlam. Tai dekhe Ratan Kaku ar Subhash Kaku ar Mahesh Dao elo, oder pichon pichon aro tin char jon elo, tar modhe Montu, mane Ratan kaku'r chele'o chilo. Surojit Kaku chechache, "Raju lathi ta char bolchi, ora Sukanto da'o bou ke eneche ekhane. Eta theek na, oi mohilla ke ekhane dhukte debo na amra". Ratan Kaku ebar Surojit Kaku'e kandhe haath diye bujhiye bollo, "Surojit, bhai ektu shanto ho, dekhchish to thana'r lok jon bhorti ekhane, reporter o ache. Ekta boro oghoton na ghotale tor bhalo lagche na naki. Lathi ta chere de bhai, ei bhabe kichu hoi na. Dekh tui einth chure gari'r headlight ta bhangli, tao kintu ora lathi charge kore ni amader upor. Dekh oder sathe jhamela kore ki hobe, orao to kaaj'i korche". Ami bollam, "haan Surojit Kaku, mar pith kore ki hobe, sesh'e nije rai jhamelai porbo. Eta charo, please Kaku eta charo". Mahesh da pash theke khocha mere bollo, "na na Boro Babu, shob jokhon hoye gelo, tahole ora abar Sukanto da'r bou ke ferot anlo keno aaj, na na eta theek na". Eke to Surojit Kaku raga ragi kore mar peth shuru koreche, tar upor eita. Ami ektu jorei bollam Mahesh Da ke, "ei Mahesh da, tumi ar agun'e ghee dhelo na, tumi ekhane ki korcho, shob reporter dhuke gache bhitore, oi to constable duto oder shorache[dekhlam constable duto reporter gulo ke thele thele shorache pichon'e]. Tumi ebar gate jao, gate to puro haa kore khola ekhon". Ratan Kaku'o boklo oke, "toke shob kotha'r majh khane ke kotha bolte boleche, tui jaa na re, tui gate keeper, gate thak, oi kaaj ta chara baki shob kaaj'e tui egiye. Gate'e jaa ekhuni". Mahesh da ektu confused hoye, ar bodhoi bhoi peye, aste kore shoba'r pichon theke kete porlo. Surojit Kaku lathi ta chere dilo, ar kemon jeno shamne jhuke, amar kandhe haath diye, dukho kore bollo, "Ratan da bollo, tui to shob tai janish. Ei Sukanto Da'r bou ar Chele'r jonno amar shongshar bhangte boshechilo, Ei shob nongra", pichon theke Montu bollo, "keno kaku, Avi da ar or Maa ki khoti koreche tomar ? Ora to barite'i Por[shopate 'thaashh' kore ekta chore ure eshe porlo or gaal'e ar mask ta khule gelo. Or kotha sesh korte na diye'i Ratan Kaku oke chor mere diyeche], aaaaaaaahhhhh Dad". Bechara Montu gaal'e haath diye, dolte dolte shore elo Ratan Kaku'r side theke, Ratan Kaku rege abar marte jachilo Montu ke, seta dekhe ami Kaku'r haath ta dhore atkatei, Montu amar pichon'e shore daralo. Ami bollam, "ki korcho Kaku, shobar shamne oke marcho, O na bujh'e bole feleche, chere dao. Age ekhane'er jhamela ta mituk, tarpor oke boko tomra". Ratan Kaku rege giye bollo, "tui janish na Raju, oke dekhlei amar aaj kaal raag hoi, boro der shamne ki kotha bolte hoi seta ekhono shiklo na, gadha ekta". Ami Ratan kaku'r haath ta chere, ektu pichiye elam, ar Montu'o amar pichon'e pichon'e shore elo or Baba'r theke. Ami oke udesho kore bollam, "Montu, tor online class hoche na aaj ? Tui class chere chole eli ?". Montu confidently bollo, "O kichu hobe na Raju da, ami dhop mere diyechi, Baba'r shori'r khub kharap bole", bolte na boltei, Ratan Kaku abar rege egiye aslo ar bollo, "sunli gordhop'er kotha Raju, er jonno shotti amar shorir kharap hoye jabe kono din. Asto gordhop ekta". Montu'r kotha sune okhane shobai henshe feleche, amio. Ami oke bollam, "tui ektu odike ta kheyl rakh to bhai, dekh jeno reporter ra kono photo na nei, tahole to amader'i society'r bodnam hobe na". Montu bollo, "Ok Boss, kaam ho jayega". Bole lafate lafate, pash theke shore gelo, Ratan Kaku chechiye bollo, "ei gadha, Raju tor Boss, ei ei[Montu paliyeche shamne theke]. Tui ai barite aaj, dekh ki kori". AMi bollam, "acha oke charo, ami oke odike jete bollam, karon O onek ta choto, ei shob'er theke joto dur'e thake toto'i bhalo. Thana theke aaj Sudha Kaki ar Avi ke eneche karon Avi oi meye der oi shob korto ar blackmail kore, tader theke goyna ar taka poisa nito, seta Sudha kaki barite lukiye rekheche, seta'r search'ei thana theke officer ra esheche. Ora aaj'i chole jabe oder du jon ke ekebare niye, dekho ja der theke goyna taka niyeche, tader to ferot dite hobe, tai officer ra jaa korche korte dao. Oder sathe jhamela koro na tomra". Surojit Kaku bollo, "chi chi, ei nongra lokera amader society te thakto, bhablei ghenna korche, chi". Subhash Kaku bollo, "Raju tui theek janish to, era ar Sukanto Da'r chele bou ke anbe na ekhane ?". Ami bollam, "arey na na, Avi ke aaj raat'ei Bengaluru ferot niye jabe ora, ar Kaki bodhoi KOlkata'r kono jail'e jabe, jodio ami Kaki'r bepar ta surely jani na, tobe oder aaj ker por ar anbe na". Hotat Tulsi'r gola pelam, "Rajesh, Rajesh, ekbar yahan aana please", ghar ghuriye dekhi Tulsi amader bari'r main gate'er shamne dariye amai dakche. Ratan Kaku bollo, "ei Raju, toke dakche re, dekh nirghat Sukanto'r bou kichu ekta koreche bhitore, ja ja tui ja. Kichu hole amader dakish". Ami Tulsi'r kache jetei, O amar haath dhore ektu side'e tene bollo, "koi jhamela hua tha kya yahan pe abhi ?". Amake eta jiggesh korar jonno daklo naki, ami bollam, "arey kuch nahi, tumne is liye bulaya mujhe ?". Tulsi bollo, "nahi nahi, wo Mrs. Naskar, unhone kuch gehne dikha ke bataya wo Maa ke hai, aur unko lauta dene ko. Tum idenify kar paoge kaunse gehne the wo ?". Acha, tahole sesh'e Kaki'r bod budhi khuleche, Maa'er goyna gulo ferot dite chaiche, kintu ami to dekhleo chinte parbo na, kon ta Maa'er, ar konta noi. AMi tai bollam, "nahi, mujhe in sab chizo ke bare mein nahi pata. Yeh to tumhe Maa se hi puchna padega. Tum khud hi puch lo unse, but be careful of media's eyes, kuch bhi chap dete hai yeh log. I told the local cops, to send them away, but abhi tak wo yahen pe hai". Tulsi ektu birokto hoye bollo, "I don't understand, why they are making such a fuss about it, the society people broke that car's headlights, just because Mrs. Naskar was in it. That car is state property, aur hum yeh sab khud se nahi kar rahe, yeh humara kaam hai". AMi oke ektu shanto kore bollam, "calm down, calm down. I've spoken to the local cops, and apologised to them on behalf of my entire soceity. I've even asked to compensate them for their damage or in any way help them fix it. Aur mein ne soceity walo se bhi baat kar liya hai, ab wo kuch bhi aggresive nahi karenge. Wo bas thore gusse mein hai, ke Avi aur Mrs. Naskar yahan pe hai bolke. By now they all know, what they did here. Tum tension mat lo, no one will disturb you". Tulsi amake thamiye bollo, "arey nahi nahi, Mr. Abhishek nahi hai yahan pe, he's on his way. Abhi to sirf Mrs. Naskar hai andar. Aur tum kyun dusro ke galtiyon ke bhoj aapne upar lete ho[ami or haath ta dhore oke shanto thaka'r ishara korlam, O bujhte pere bollo]. Theek hai, par kuch problem hua to batana mujhe. Mein gehne leke Maa se puch leti hoon". Bole Tulsi abar Avi der barite dhuke gelo, ami shob'e bhabchilam je Maa ke ki ami age theke bolbo bepar ta, naki Tulsi directly bollei bhalo hobe. HOtat kore Ratan Kaku ar Subhash Kaku amar pichon'e eshe. Amar kandhe haath rekhe bollo, "ei Raju, ki bolchilo Oi officer ?". Ami ektu chomke pichon fire oder dekhe relaxed hoye bollam, "O acha tomra, na temon kichu noi. Oi Maa age bohu bar Kaki ke nijer goyna diyechilo, oder dorkar'e bipod’e. Eto bochor por Kaki segulo ferot dite chaiche, Oi ACP Ramakrishna amai Maa'er goyna gulo identify korte dakchilo, kintu ami to goyna'r kichu bujhi na, tai bollam, O jeno directly Maa'er sathe ei bepar'e kotha bole". Subhash Kaku bollo, "ish, boudi'r goyna'o niyeche ora, Ghosh da koto taka poisa diye Sukanto ke shahajho koreche, abar goynao. Na na, era ki nich manush, ar era amader soceity tei thake, bhabtei kirokom lagche re Raju. Amader society ta puro bodnam hoye gelo re, ebar puro paper, TV te ei shob niye golpo chorabe". Ratan Kaku'o bollo, "haan re Raju, Subhash theek'i bolche. Ei ekta family'r jonno boddo bodnam hoye jache amader society ta". Ora shob'e kotha ta sesh korlo, ar omni oi reporter der pichon'e ekta gari horn dilo 'peep peep'. Reporter ra shorte tobe dekhte pelam, eta amar ceramic'er tob bhorti gari ta, sathe Mahesh Da'o elo. AMi Ratan Kaku der chere, egiey elam, gari tar dike. Ar gari tar kache eshe bollam, "dada aapni gari ta amar garage'er shoja shuji rakhun tahole amar ceramic'er tob gulo namate ektu shubidhe hobe, aapni ektu daan dik chepe park korun dada". Choto haathi'r driver ta oto officer ar constable dekhe ektu confused mone holo, mukh ta jodio gamcha diye dhaka. Amar kotha moton pichon'e amar garage'er shoja shuji rakhlo. Ami Mahesh Da ke bollam, "thank you Mahesh Da, tumi chile bole lokta theek thak aste parlo. THank you, bolchi gate ta bondho kore asho nito. Ora bollo, thana theke aro kichu gari asche Avi ke niye, tumi ektu theko kintu, Ore dhuke ele, gate bondho kore tarpor edike esho". Mahesh Da, edike asha'r kothai ektu khushi hoye bollo, "ami ekhuni Jachi Boro Babu, tumi kichu chinta koro na, ami oder sathei dhukbo", bolei okhan theke chole gelo. Ami Surojit Kaku der bollam, amar garage'er dorja'r shamne theke shorte jate ami garage'er door ta khulte pari. Ora shortei, ami door ta khule, Baby[amar motorcyle] ke tene baire bar kore rastai rakhlam, jate ami ceramic'er pot gulo ke ekdom end'e rakhte pari, tate ami ghor'er modhe diyeo ogulo ke shift korte parbo. Driver ti gari tar pichon'e eshe oi lock ta khullo, jate ami ceramic'er pot gulo namate pari.