Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ২

Sedin raat'e dinner korar por, ami ar Maa roj karer moton, adh ghonta chad'e walk korchilam, ami ekta full tshirt ar track pant pore ar Maa nighty'r upor ekta chador gaye diye ghurche, serokom thanda nei ar. Hotat dekhi Lahiri Kaku'r chad'e Jamil elo ekta blue check lungi pore ar gaye ekta white shirt. Amader chad'e led light ache ar seta onek dur obdi jai, Lahiri Kaku'r chad'eo pore amader light ta, kintu Kipte Lahiri Buro'r chad'e amabosha, mane Lahiri Kaku'r chad'e light'er bracket lagano, kintu tate bulb nei[magic ekei bole, tai na]. Amader chad'er light'e amader dekhte peye Jamil ektu egiye elo amader dike, eshei amader bari'r Howrah bridge'er shamne thomke dariye, ektu dekhlo, tarpor lungi ta haantu obdi tule, okhanei ubu hoye boshe, bhalo kore dekhlo bepar ta ki. Ami Jamil ke dekhe ektu egiye eshechilam Howrah bridge'er kache tai amader chad'er alo te bhaloi dekha jai, tai dekhte pelam. Beta lungi tule boshe porjobekhon korche ar edike tar bara'r porjobekhon korache. Dekhei ami ektu pichiye gelam karon Maa aschilo amar pichon'e ami ektu pichiye bollam, "ki dekhchen dada ?", mithe bolbo na, Jamil etokhun apon mone bridge inspection korchilo eto khun, hoito iche kore lungi tule boshe ni. Kintu amar gola sune amar dike takiye, uthe daralo lungi theek kore ar bollo, "i ta, kon pagol'er kaam choto Babu ? pasa pasi ghor'e i keu kore, bekar bekar, sad ta nosto hose load pore, ir tolai tie beam disilo naki ?". Maa amar pichon'e eshe dariye ache, ami Jamil ke bollam, "aapni je budhiman lok'er barite sechai kidnap hoye eshechen, sei pagol'er kaaj eta[boltei Maa amar kaandhe, 'chotash' kore ekta chor marlo halka kore, ami achomka ektu chechiye uthlam], aaaauuuuu Maa ki holo abar ?". Maa bollo, "bairer lok'er shamne ki bolchish, Lahiri Da shunle ki bhab be bolto ?". Amar kichu bolar agei, Jamil bollen, "age Didi moni, ami karu kisu komu na, aapni itminan rakhen", sala, Jamil beta amar Maa ke chokh diye prai gilei khache, haa kore takiye ache Maa'er dike, ami Maa'er dike takalam, dekhi Maa amar dike dekhche, chokh diye amai ishara korche kichu, kintu ami tubelight bujhte parchi na. Hotat, kheyal holo, Jamil ar Maa'er introduction korano hoi ni, hoito Maa setai ishara korlo, ami Jamil ke bollam, "O, dada ini amar Maa[ar Maa ke bollam], Ini hollen Jamil, Kaki'r gram'er lok". Maa Jamil'er dike takiye nomoskar korlen, Jamil Maa'er dike takiye bollo, "ita aapnar Maa ase, ami to sochlam, behan ache, munei hoi na ita aapnar Maa", beta ekhon Maa ke tel marche, edike emon bhabe dekhche, jeno Maa ke ekhuni japte dhorbe. Ami awkward situation ta bhangar jonno bollam, "Arey aapnar chele kothai ? Se to monehoi amar boishi tai na ? ta Jamil da, apni ei shomai chad'e ki korchen ? Khaowa hoyeche ? Ar aapnar thanda lagche na, ekta shirt pore ghurchen". Jamil jhot kore Maa'er dik theke nojor ta shoriye amar dike takiye bollo, "khana hoyese babu, notun ghor to, tai bhablam ektu ghure dekhi. Asif ur Amu ke phone dise, aapni ki zeno sudhalen, Oh haan, Asif'er umar 26 holo sobe, aapnar'o ki tai ase naki ? Ar mu geram'er manush asi, i apnader shohor'e thanda to nai. Moder geram'e i shomai ghurle, as cream hoye zaben bujhsen, asa aapna ra ghuren, mu sute jai, kaal bhor'e kaam'e zete hobe". Bole O niche neme gelo Lahiri Kaku'r chad theke, acha tahole Asif amar theke 2 bochor choto, O emon kichu noi, kacha kachi prai. Ami ghure Maa'er dike takiye michke hense, amar chokh'er bhuru nachiye bollam, "Ki didimoni, aapni as cream hochen na to ?". Maa amar kothai henshei fello, ar bollo, "ish koto nekamo shikhe chish, Maa ke didimoni bolchish. Ar sotti to, amader ekhane eto thanda nei, je ami Ice cream hobo, chol amrao jai ghumate". Amra chad theke niche namchilam, ami chad'er door ta bhitor theke lock korte korte Maa ke tease kore bollam, "tomar to abar amar kothai bishash hoi na, aaj bishash holo to, bairer ochena loktao bollo, tumi koto sundor ekhono. Holo to bishash ?", Maa amar dikei dekhche ar michke hansche, ektu wait kore bollo, "dhong korish na, kokhon bollo amake sundor dekhte ?", ami Maa'er komor'er side'e ekta angul diye poke kore, Maa ke katu kutu diye bollam, "O ei bepar, theek ache, ami tahole Kaal Jamil ke bolbo, tomai sundor bolte, tahole hobe to, DIDIMONI ? Ar O to tomake amar bon ba didi bhabchilo, sunle na", ami iche kore 'didimoni' bollam, Maa katu kutu te hanste hanste lojja pachilo, siri diye namte namte, hotat kore amar ekta kaan dhore, halka kore mule dilo, ar hanste hanste bollo, "heee heeeeee, bandor Maa'er sathe fajlamo marchish, chol ghumate chol". Amra yarki marte marte 1st floor'e chole eshechi, Maa amar kaan chere amai joriye dhoreche, goodnight bolbe bole. Eta amader roj kar habit, amra dinner'er pore 30 minutes chad'e walk kori, ar tarpor Maa amai joriye dhore goodnight bole, amio Maa'er kopale ekta kiss kore goodnight boli. Maa amai joriye ache shamne theke, tai aaj o ami Maa'er dud'er bonta duto feel korte parchi amar buk'e khocha marche, roj noi tobe, majhe majhe eta hoi, je Maa'er bonta duto fule thake night walk'er pore, amar o bhishon bhalo lage ei bhabe Maa ke hug korte. Ami Maa'er kopale ekta kiss kore "goodnight Maa", bollam, Maa'o amai "goodnight Babu", bole amai chere, siri diye niche chole gelo. Maa Baba'r bedroom ground floor'ei. Maa niche chole jete, amio amar ghore dhuklam, bathroom'e giye toilet korar shomai kheyal holo amar bara dariye ache ekhono, Maa'er dud'er bonta jokhon amar buk'e khocha mare, amar bara dariye jai, ami bohu bar Maa'er kotha bhebe masterbathe korechi. Jodio ami virgin na, kintu tao, roj roj kake chudbo, tai bara dariye gelei masterbathe kore ni. Porer din shokal'e uthe jotha riti, niche ground floor'e breakfast korchilam, tokhon prai 8:40am hobe, Baba ar Lahiri Kaku bajare gechilo[mostly ei time'ei ora roj bajare jai], jodio Lahiri Kaku'r bari te kajer lok ache, je ranna kore dei, kintu tao Lahiri Kaku amader baritei lunch koren Baba'r sathe[kakima mara jaowar por theke, ei routine, ar jehetu Kakima ar nei, ami khaowar bepar niye Lahiri Kaku ke ar kichu boli na], dinner ta sudhu nijer barite koren. Maa amake breakfast ta dinning table'e khete diye snan korte gechilo roj kar moton, ami nijer phone ghata ghati korchilam tarpor khaowa shuru korlam, dekhlam Maa snan shere bathroom theke beriye elo, ufff ki fatafati sexy amar Maa, bole bojhate parbo na, bhije chul, pithe'r sathe lepte ache, gaye ekta laal parer sada saree, kono blouse pore ni, saree ta gaye kemon kore jeno jorano. Duto dud'er sathe jeno japte ache saree ta, bathroom theke tarahuro kore tahkur ghor'e dhuklo Maa[shokal belai hoito thanda lagche Maa'er tai tarahuro korchilo], shokal'e snan kore roj thakur ghor'e pujo kore Maa, tarpor ekta fresh nighty pore chad'e Tulsi gach'e jol dhalte jai. Ar ami beshir bhag din'i ei drishyo ta dekhte pai[kono kono din ami late hoye gele, ekebare office jaowar jonno ready hoye niche nami, tokhon Maa'er shob kaaj hoye jai]. Uff Maa thakur ghor'e pujo complete kore, haantu diye floor'e boshlo[ami breakfast chere ektu egiye eshe, unki mere dekhchilam, karon dining table theke thakur ghorer bhitor ta dekha jai na, bolte gele eta amar roj kar kaj'er modhe pore], Maa jei matha ta nichu kore thakur'er shinghashon'e thekiye pronam korlo tokhon, Maa'er pacha'r fank ta porishkar bojha jachilo saree'r upor theke[saree ta see through na, kintu boddo patla]. Mostly prai din'i bojha jai, oi bhabe matha nichu korle je pacha duto fank hoi, seta ami apcha dekhte pai saree'r upor diyei. Ei obdi ami prai din'i dekhi, tarpor abar breakfast table'e boshe pori, Maa'er thakur ghor theke beronor age. Kintu aaj keno jani na, arektu dekhte mon chailo, dariye roilam thakur ghor'er baire, Maa pronam ta shere, matha shoja kore boshlo, my goodness, Maa'er pacha'r khaj'e saree ta dhuke hariye gelo puro, ar pacha'r fank ta aro highlight kore dichilo. Maa oi bhabei boshe, pash theke shankh ta niye jore jore 5 bar bajalo, tarpor shankh ta pashe rekhe arekbar haat tule pronam kore, floor'e haat diye, ektu shamne jhunke, age pacha ta tule paa duto shoja korlo, uff pacha duto abar fank hoye ache. Tarpor shoja hoye daralo, ufff abar sei saree ta pacha'r khaj'e dhuke atke gelo, ami aro kichu khun dariye thaktam, kintu etai amar que, ekhuni Maa pichon'e ghurbe, ar ami dhora pore jabo. Tai agei okhana theke ek laf'e dinning table'e boshe ager moton breakfast korte thaklam. Maa thakur ghor theke beriye, amar mathai haat buliye bollo, "ki re, ar kichu debo ?". Saree ta ekhono dud'er sathe lepte, ar Maa haat tule amar matha'r chul gulo ghatchilo, tai ami Maa'er daan dike'er dud'er side ta ar Maa'er daan bogol ta porishkar dekhte pachi, uff chul'e bhorti bogol ta. Maa etota kache dariye, tai dekhte pachi, Maa'er dud'er bonta duto fule ache, ar pinkish boro areola ta saree'er bhitor theke porishkar dekhte pachi ar Maa'er baan haat'er maduli ar laal kaar ta puro bhije, or theke top top kore jol'er fota porche. Maa amar mathai haat buliye abar bollo, "ki re, ar kichu debo, tui to ei breakfast kheyei office jabi, tai to roj boli pet ta bhore kha. Arektu sabzi di ?". Ami ar chokhe Maa'er dud'er dike takiye chilam eto khun, kintu Maa'er kothai amar hush firlo, ami bollam, "na na, tumi jao, abar chad'e jabe to. Tumi jao amar khaowa hoye elo. AMio snan kore berobo ebar". Maa ebar haath ta namiye, bathroom'e dhuklo, ami ghar ghuriye kheyal korlam, saree ta ekhono Maa'er pacha'r fank'e dhuke ache, uff ki sexy scene. Maa bathroom'e dhuke door ta bondho kortei, ami breakfast ta complete korte korte kheyal korlam, amar bara puro khara hoye ache, shit, tarmane ki Maa'er chul bhorti bogol ar dud'er side ta dekhe dariye gache, Maa ki tahole dekhe fello, na na Maa hoito oto kheyal kore ni, kintu onno din to Maa ei rokom bhabe amar kache dariye kotha bole na ei shomai, dur thekei mukhe jiggesh kore kichu lagbe kina. AMi breakfast complete kore, plate ta sink'e rekhe, 1st floor'e amar room'e gelam. Maa tokhon'o bathroom theke beroi ni. Ami amar room'er bathroom'e snan kore, towel ta jorate jorate, abar Maa'er dud'er ar pacha'r kotha mone portei, amar bara abar dariye gelo. Towel ta tolpet'er niche fule chilo. Bathroom'er door khule beriyechi ar dekhi Maa amar ghore bichanate kichu ekta korche, amake dekhe bollo, "hoyeche tor, ei ne, ami kota porota ar aloo dum korechi, shobar hoye jabe, ami tight kore lagiyechi lunch box'er lid ta, kintu tao, tui ektu check kore nish, ar aaj bari firle ami luch box'er carry case ta washing machine'e keche debo, onek din kacha hoi ni, dekhte moila moila lagche. Ne tui change kore ne, ami niche jachi". Edike amar bara towel fatiye beriye polo bole, kintu bathroom ta bichanar epash'e tai hoito Maa dekhte pai ni. Maa ekhono bichanai boshe amar dike dekhche, ami norte parchi na, jodi towel ta khule jai. AMi okhane dariyei bollam, "haan, theek ache tumi wash kore diyo cover ta, tumi opore aste gele keno, roj to nichei lunch box dao beronor shomai. Acha, tumi niche jao, ami change kore aschi, theek ache". Maa bichana theke neme baire jete jete shur kore bollo, "jachi re baba jachi, ei naki ami tor best friend, ghor'e boshlei tariye dish, jah ar asbo na tor ghor'e". Bole mukh ghuriye bacha der moton raag dekhiye beriye gelo. Uff Maa sotti amar best friend, kintu ekhon Maa'er raag bhangate gele, amar onno kichu beriye porbe to. Maa room theke berotei, age ami doure bichana theke amar underwear ta pore, tarpor onek koste bara take thanda kore tarpor shirt pant pore, office'er laptop bag ar lunchbox'er bag ta niye, niche namlam. Dekhi Baba boshe breakfast korche, amai ready hoye namte dekhe bollo, "kheye chish ? Shon, ashar shomai, oi nakul'er dokan theke 8 ta cutlet anish to, Lahirir bari te dujon esheche to, orao na hoi ektu khabe". Bas amar matha gelo ghure, ami chechiye bollam, "tomar na ei shob faltu chop, cutlet, rolls, ar jaa shob fast food ache, shob khaowa bondho, roj roj keno khao ei shob. Tomar cholestrol koto high jano. Amake eto gyan dao, nijer belai shob haowa. Barite roti khabe shonde belai, Maa kore debe, bairer shob bondho". Baba'o chechamechi shuru korlo, "tomake ante bolechi, ante parle eno, nahole ekhono ami nijer kaaj nije korte pari. Eto bochor kaaj'er jonno, family'r jonno onek kichu sacrifice korechi, ekhon sesh boyosh'e eshe, na na. Amar jaa jaa khete iche korbe shob khabo, ar nijer poishai khachi, tumi ke bolar, tumi jao nijer kaaj'e". Maa egiye eshe bollo, "toke ar chechamechi korte hobe na berobar shomai. Tui ready hoye eshechish, dara jol ta di[ami beronor shomai, Maa roj amai ek glass jol dei amar office jaowar age, Maa jol'er glass niye elo]. Ei ne". Amai jol'er glass ta dilo, ami chot pot kheye nilam, ar glass ta Maa ke diye, nijer socks ar shoes ta pore, baire diye garage'e jachilam, Maa bollo, "Babu, ashar shomai amai ekta phone korish to, jodi tor taratari hoi, ektu oshud'er dokan'e jabo[sheshe'r ta khub aste bollo, sudhu ami sunte pelam]". Ami matha nere haan bollam, ar garage'r door ta khule, amar helmet ta pore, bike ta start dilam, ar Maa ke jore bollam, "Maa aschi", Maa'o main door'er shamne dariye haat nara diye bollo, "shabdhane chalabi". Amar ektu deri hoye gechilo aaj, tai ar daralam na, na hole, roj Maa ke bye kore jai. Rear view te dekhlam Maa haat nara diche ekhono, late hole hok, Maa'er mone kono koshto debo na, bike ta thamiye, pichon'e ghure, haat tule "bye Maa" bolte deeklam Maa ektu hanslo. Ami abar shamne ghure, bike ta gear'e diye, chaliye beriye elam. Rasta diye jete jete mone porlo, Maa bollo bari ferar shomai bolte, oshud'er dokan'e jabe. Oh acha, tahole Maa'er periods shuru hobe ba hoyeche, Maa proti mash'e amar sathei medicine shop'e jai sanitary pad kinte. Jani na hoito Maa'er eka jete lojja lage, jodio Maa amai dokan'er bhitor dhukte baron kore, jokhon Maa pad kinte jai, kintu ami dekhte pai Maa dokan theke ki kinlo, karon aaj kal shob medicine shop'i glass door use kore, baire daraleo, bhitore ki hoche porishkar dekha jai. Mithe bolbo na, Maa amar sathe khub frank ebong, almost nijer moner shob kotha amai bole, kintu tao Baba'r kothai ar behaviour'e Maa je eto bochor koshto ta peyeche, seta bholar na. Jai hok, office pouche, kaaj'e mon dilam, karon kaaj chara amar office'e kichui nei. Kono shomo boishi meye to nei, jara ache, shob kotar biye hoye gache, ar boshe boshe kaaj korte korte, shob kota mutki, jodio majhe majhe coffee machine'er kache aowaj na kore gele, meye der onek kothai kaan'e ashe, kar husband, shower neowar shomai take chudeche, kar office aste deri hoyeche, karon shokal'e tar husband take onek khun chudchilo. Dhur Meye gulo kono kaj'er na, kaaj to korei na, khali gossip ar gossip, ekbar amake niye porechilo, ami naki gay, amar kono girlfriend nei, karor sathe keu kothau ghurte firte dekhe ni, tai ami gay, ki rokom opodartho'r moton logic bloun. Haan, amar girlfriend nei, ekjon ke pochondo kortam college'e, propose korechilam, se reject kore diyeche, karon tar already boyfriend chilo, theek ache, mite gelo. Pore jokhon first office joi kori, HR ke khub bhalo lagto, ekbar dinner'er jonno jiggesh korechilam, gechilam'o. Kintu tar por jaa holo, kono din bhulbo na, amar life'er first sex session, HR'er apartment'e giye, mind blowing sex, amar theke boyosh'e boro chilo se, naam Neha, marwari. O bolei diyechilo, no emotional attachment, only sex. Prothom 7-8 bar sudhu sex'i kortam majhe majhe time pele, kintu tarpor preme pore gelam or, bar bar phone kortam, I love you boltam, O irritate hoye job chere, onno office'e join korlo. Besh kichu din time lege chilo, nijer paglamo take theek korte, pore amio office change kori, tarpor je office'e jai, sekhane du ekjon bondhu hoi, tader modhe ekjon kothai kothai bole fele se Neha'r ex chilo. Ami ektu indirectly chepe dhorte, chele ta bolechilo, Neha naki oi office'o HR chilo 2 bochor age, tarpor oder relationship hoi, khub sex korto ora, tarpor ekdin jante pare Neha pregnant, tarpor Neha naki office change kore felechilo, er beshi ami Neha'r bepare jantam na. Tobe sex hoche cycle chalanor moton, ekbar shikle, konodin bhulbe na. Jai hok, ekhon amar current office'e ami ei shob okaj'er meye der theke onek tai senior, tai amai niye beshi kichu bolte era bhoi pai, karon office'e keu kichu bolle, aaj na hoi kaal, gota office jante parbei, academics'e e ke bole Grapevine, ba informal communication. Amar current office'e ami por por 3 years, best employee hoyechi, goto bochor almost Rs. 72,000 cash niyechilam amar leave gulo sell kore, amader office'e year end'e paid leave sell kora jai. Amar target ache, ei bochor o ami Rs. 80000 moton tulbo amar leaves gulo sell kore, shara bochor amar kono leave nei ei bar. Lunch time'e canteen'e lunch box niye khete boshechi, baki 3 jon senior employee elo amar table'e, era amar buro boyosh'er sathi[buro bolchi karon, ar keu amar sathe beshi kotha bole na, hoito bhoi'e ba amai pochondo kore na, karon ami ektu boka boki kori bole, era 3 jon senior employee, senior in age, designation'e era amar level'ei]. Jai hok eder modhe ekjon Arnob da, ekdom shokun'er chokh betar, kar lunch'e ki ache, seta lunch box kholar agei bole dei, beta superman ke x-ray vision ta mone hoi Arnob da'i daan korechilo. Amar dike takiye bollo, "Ki Rajesh babu, eka eka aloo'r dum khabe naki ? Ami kintu gondho shukei nojor diye diyechi, aaj amai na dile tor pet kharab pakka". Shobai henshe fello, ami bollam, "henshe labh nei, jeta o bole ni, ami bole dichi, hapta dao shobai, nahole shobar pet kharab korbe aaj", shobai hanste hanste nije der lunch box khullo, shob barir khabar, eder wife ra nirghat kharcha bachache. Shob beta roti ar sabzi, Arnob Da'r kopale aaj rice ar aloo posto juteche bari theke, ami dekhe bollam, "e baba, boudi ar kichu dei ni tomai, ete tomar pet bhorbe naki". Arnob da daant bar kore bollo, "heee heee, keno bhai, amar bou jane to, tora amai naa khaiye thaktei parish na, tai ar beshi kichu kore ni aaj". Amra shobai henshe fellam, Tarpor pash theke, R2[real name Rohit Reddy, kintu Arnob da ar baki ra oke tease kore Rohit Rendy bole, tai O nije ke R2 bole berai shobar kache bechara, jodio boyosh'e era shobai amar theke almost 8-10yrs older] bollo, "Ei Arnob ta ekdom harami ache, beta nijer kharcha bachiye, amader shobar kharacha barai, ek to itna kaam khana milta hai ghar se, tar upor yeh hangla shob kheye nei, ulte amader baire kichu kine khete hoi, Ei tui dibina oke aaj, tor pet kharab hole, mein Eno kharid dunga". Amra hanste hanste eder jhagra dekhchilam, Arnob Da bollo, "toke ki ami amar ta khete debo na bolechi, ar sala oi tukun tiffin box'e ek packet parle G o dhukbe na, G mane bujhish, tor moton Gandu, ekta boro tiffin box kinte koto kharcha hoi, ei ne amar rice ta kha", bole nijer rice ta egiye dilo R2 ke, kintu Arnob da'o moha khachor chele, age aloo posto ta shatiye dilo sudhu sudhu, ebar ke sukhno rice khabe, bass shuru holo jhagra. Amar epash theke Ranjit da bollo, "bhai tui aloo'r dum ta shora, ekhuni shobai jhapiye porbe", ami ekta parota ar aloo dum tule amar lunch box ta table'er centre'e thele bollam, "bas bas, hoyeche, Maa aaj onektai pathiyeche, shobar hobe, ami tule niyechi, tomra kheya nao, ar jhagra koro na, ekhuni to opore giye boss'er chechano sunte hobe", Ami porota ar aloo dum, ta haat'e niye ekta kamor marlam, baki rao jhapiye porlo lunch box'e, eder dekhle choto belai school'er kotha mone pore jai, ei rokom rastar kukur'er moton mar pit kortam tiffin niye. Ranjit da bollo, "ar bolish na, oi sutki[Suprotim da, holo boss'er peon, boddo roga lok, shobai oke sutki bole dake], bollo, sala abar ekta baal'er project tuleche, abar jholabe, dekhish aaj kaal'er modhe theek baal ta phone kore amader jalabe", Arnob da, porota ar aloo dum'er sathe spoon'e kore rice khete khete amai bollo, "tor mukhe gobor ar bolta", Ranjit ta rege bollo, "baal, bolte jokhon parish na, bolish keno, ota hoche, tere muh me ghee shakkar, mane ghee ar chini, sekh sekh", Arnob da bollo, "kochu, ami theek'i bolechi, tui sala opoya, tui bolli, theek baal ta oirokom project'i tulbe, mone ache goto bochor. Sala teko chagol ta amader 25 din khatalo oi faltu project tar jonno, kotobar bolechilam, je client advance dei ni tar jonno eto keno khatbo, baal ta bollo, 'isi ko trust kehte hai', last din project upload korar por client ekta poisha dei ni, court case aro ki ki holo, ki labh ekta taka elona amader haat'e, tar upor amader baki kaaj gulo double shift kore kore sehs koralo, sala diner por din bari jetam na, ek takao incentive dei ni, 7 jon junior kaaj cherechilo, mone ache kichu, eibar hole, sala'r tak fatabo". Tarpor amar dike ghure bollo, "ei tor oi dhamna buro ta topkeche naki ekhono jalache re ?", ami bujlam eto shonman era ek matro Lahiri Kaku kei dei, jai hok atleast ar boss ke niye aga ragi korche na era. Du ekbar era amar bari esheche, protibari Lahiri Kaku kono na kono kotha niye eder jaliyeche, ekbar to Arnob da ke bacha howa niye gyan dichilo[Arnob da'r kono baby nei, mane hoi ni eto bochor poreo], tarpor theke Lahiri Kaku'r subho naam Dhamna. Ki bhalo na, amai gala gal ditei hoi na, erai amar mukh. Ami bollam, "na na, ekhono jalache, ekhon abar moha kipte ta, murshidabad theke dujon rong mistri dhore eneche, ekhan kar mistri ra onek taka nebe bolche bari paint korte, tai oi gram'er loke der lunch dinner koriye bina poisai bari paint korabe bole shopno dekhche". Ranjit da pash theke amar porota ar or ana bindi bhaji khete khete bollo, "bhai shabdhane thakish, sala era moha khachor hoi, sala amar barir 3 te bari pore ekta barite chilo prai mash khanek, hotat ekdin gayab, aste aste parai kana guso sunlam, maal gulo naki barir ek mohilla ke chudto", Arnob da omni bollo, "bara tui ei shob panu golpo pora bondho kor, sala golpo pore, ekhane golpo dichish. Na re Rajesh, ei shob kichu hoi na, haan taka poisa ba sona dana jharte pare, age bohu jaigai hoyeche, tobe oi dhamnar kache ek bottle jol'o bhorti pabe kina shondeho". Hotat kore boss'er call elo amar phone'e, amader senior der shobai ke ekhuni opore daklo, amra khaowa fele, shob lunch box tule, douralam. Ei ek character, amar boss, nam holo Promod Tripathi[office'e ei prani take bohu naam'e jana jai, keu enake teko bole, keu sheyana, keu keu bhalobeshe enake pod ba podpati'o{promod'er pod + tripathi'r pati} bole, tobe oi behaya'r kichui jai ashe na], jibone kono shoja kaaj koreche kina shondeho ache shobar. Protibochor ekta duto kore scam project niye asbe ar shobai ke jalabe. Boss'er cabin'e amra 4 jon dhuklam, onek khun bojhanor agei amra bujhe gechilam, Boss abar ekta faltu project tule che, ar amader matha khabe ebar joto din na ei project ta sesh hobe. Jai hok, ager shob kaaj shere, office sesh kore, bari ferar shomai mone porlo, Maa ke call korte hobe, ami bike ta ektu side korte jabo, tai left indicator tao dilam, aste kore side korchi, left theke full speed'e ekta bus dhuklo, driver ta mukh bar kore bollo, "kaan me laura ghusa ke bike chala rha hai ?", ami to looking glass'e dekhei lane change korchilam EM Bypass'e, Ei bus ta amar indicator dekheo left theke overtake korlo, jai hok ami abar bhalo kore dekhe side korlam bike ta chingrighata cross kore, bus driver'er kotha ta ektu strike korlo, Kaan'e keu bara dhokate pare, eder gala gal deowar hoi tai jaa pare bole dei, kono logic nei kothai. Tarpor bhablam, gala gaal'e logic thake naki. Dhur ami ki al fal bhabchi, phone ta bar kore Maa ke call korlam, ekhono baire din'er alo ache, mane sunset hoi ni, 5 bar ring howar pore Maa call ta receive kore bollo, "hello, haan bol[pash theke ke jeno bollo, 'amader geram'e onek zomi', bolei bollo, 'O tu phune'e'. Gola ta chena chena laglo, kintu point out korte parlam na tokkhon, Maa ki baire ?], ki re kichu bolchish na, tui ki aschish ekhon ?". Ami bollam, "haan ami aschi, tumi kothai ? Baire naki ?", Maa bollo, "na na, ami to chad'e. Baire kothai jabo, tui ai, ami ready hochi, koto khun lagbe tor ?". Ami bollam, "30 minute to lagbei, peak hours to, tai ektu traffic to hobei, tumi ready theko, ami ghore dhukbo na, rakchi". Maa bollo, "acha, tui shabdhane ai, tarahuro korish na, deri holeo kono problem nei, tata", boltei ami call ta cut kore dilam. Ami bike ta start diyei, khub tarahuro kore chalachilam, Maa bollo Maa chad'e, ar oi rokom to oi Jamil lokta kotha bole, kaal ki rokom kore Maa'er dike dekhchilo, na na, amai taratari bari jete hobe. Aaj Ranjit da bollo, ei shob mistri ra naki barir mohila der chode, Lahiri Kaku'r bari te to keu nei, ar sala oi baal'er bridge'er jonno oi bari theke je keu je kono shomai'e amar bari te chole aste pare. Dhur dhur, age amai bari pouchote hobe, ami eto fast kono din bike chalai ni, taropor ei hati'r moton Royal Enfield take, jodio eto bhari holeo, bike ta khub stable ar balanced. Almost 19 minutes'e ami bari poucholam, barir shamne aste dekhi amar Baba ar Lahiri Kaku, amader barir shamner siri te boshe adda marche. AMi du bar horn dilam, Baba omni bollo, "horn dichish keno, bike ta dhokabina garage'e ?". Ami bollam, "na ami ektu Maa ke niye dokan'e jabo, amar kota jinish kinte hobe, Maa chara ogulo hobe na". Maa dekhi main door ta khule egiye elo, ekta light blue saree poreche, ar half sleeve yellow blouse, khub sundor lagche Maa ke, Maa, Baba ar Lahiri kaku ke bollo, "ektu shoro tomra, jaowar jaiga tuku rakhoni, ghore boshe golpo koro na tomra, baire koto mosha". Pichon paka Lahiri buro bollo, "ki boudi kothai cholle, Maa chele, Babu to abar bollo or ki shob jinish kinte niye jache tomai", ei buror kotha sunle amar matha gorom hoye jai, amar Maa, ami niye jachi, tor ki. AMi bollam, "Kaku, tumi oto chinta koro na, ekei kota matro chul ache, er por ogulo o thakbe na", oder kichu bolar agei Maa ke bollam, "Maa esho, helmet ta enecho ?", Maa haat'e kore helmet ta niye, Baba ar Lahiri Kaku'r majh khan diye aste kore niche neme elo amar pashe, ami Maa ke helmet ta poriye dilam, Maa amai dhore, side hoye bike'e uthe boshlo, Baba bollo, "jacho jao, kintu taratari firo, sudhu gaye haowa lagiye ghure berale hobe, barir kaaj gulo'o to korte hobe". Maa amar shirt ta abar khamche dhorlo, ami bujhte parlam, Maa khub koshto pelo Baba'r kothai. AMi bollam, "O bhalo hoyeche tomra ekhane acho, oi morer mathai cha'er dokan'er shamne ekta poster dekhlam[bole bike ta start dilam, ar gear'e diye clutch chepe bollam], oi buro, boyoshko, retired lokeder, plate bati majar jonno kon ekta caterer chakri debe bolche, tomra bolle, ami tomader number duto forward kore dichi oder", bolte na boltei, Baba Lahiri Kaku dujonei uthe dariye poreche, amai ar pai ke clutch chere, bike ta ektu rev kore kete porechi Maa ke niye, mor ghoranor shomai rear view mirror'e kauke Lahiri Kaku'r bari'r chad theke shore jete dekhlam mone holo, shoteek noi but mone holo. Ektu dure ashar por, Maa amai bollo, "ki dorkar chilo, Oi shob bolar, ebar bari dhuklei amader dujon kei ulto palta bolbe ora, ar tor Baba ke to tui chinish, chere debe bhebechish. Amake to aro pishbe, nischoi bhabche ami toke ei shob shikhiyechi". Ami bike ta side kore, Maa ke bollam, "tumi eto bhoi pao keno, ami achi to. Age choto chilam, Baba ke kichu bolte bhoi petam, Kintu ekhon ami income kori, beshi bolle, tomai niye bhara bari te shift hoye jabo, tarpor dekhbo, amader dorkar onar hoi ki na. Nijer stree ke bairer loker shamne jache tai bola, shob bar korbo. Tumi ekdom bhoi pabe na, ami achi tomar sathe, tomar jaa iche korbe, jaa iche bolbe, jekhane jaowar jabe, oi loktake bhoi paowar kichu nei". Maa amar shirt ta chere, amar buk'e haat bolate bolate bollo, "tui koto boro hoye gechish re Babu". Ami bollam, "tomakeo aaj khub sundor lagche Maa, acha ami jokhon tomai call korlam, tumi bolle chad'e chile, kintu pash theke karor ekta gola pachilam mone holo". Maa sorol mone bollo, "haan, oi kaal jar sathe kotha bollam raat'e, oi je rong mistri, tar chele, Asif. Oi je, sedin toke bollam, na kalo kore chele ta. O aaj Lahiri da'r chad'e ghurchilo, amake dekhe kotha bolchilo, tokhon'i tui call korechili. Bhalo chele moneholo, ami to bhabchilam, mistri tar upor oto kalo, hoito nongra hobe, kintu kotha batra bhalo cheletar". Ami ektu nischinto holam, ami to bhabchilam oi Jamil lokta chilo hoito. AMi bike ta start kore medicine shop'e gelam Maa ke niye.