Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ৩
Medicine shop'e giye Maa ke namalam, Maa shop'e dhuklo, ami bike ta ektu agiye park kore ashlam, shop'er shamne jaiga chilo na bole. Bike ta park kore Ami oto ta kheyal korini, onno kheyal'e door ta khule shop'e dhukechi, ar Maa'o berochilo. Tai ami door ta khule daralam, Maa beriye eshei amar dike ekta newspaper wrapper kichu ekta diye bollo, "eta age tor bag'e dhoka", ami pith theke amar backpack ta namiye, zip ta khule, Maa'er haat theke oi newspaper wrapped jinish ta nite jabo, ota slip kheye haat theke rastai pore gelo, dekhlam ekta green packet, tate lekha 'Whisper Ultra soft- air fresh XXL' ar ekta boro sanitary pad'er picture chilo tar upor. Ami to feli ni haat theke, Maa'er haat theke neowar agei Maa'er haat theke pore gelo ota, hoito newspaper ta theek kore wrap kore ni shopkeeper. Kintu tao ami Maa ke, 'sorry Maa, pore gelo', bollam, Maa boklo na, sudhu mukh chepe ishara kore, aste kore bollo, "taratari dhoka ota bag'e". Ami ota tule, age amar bag'e dhokalam. Eto din, Maa amar sathe pad kinte asche, kintu kono din ei rokom newspaper'e wrap kore ane ni dokan theke, ar amake rakhte to dei ni jibone, tahole aaj ki holo. Ami haante haante Maa ke jiggesh korlam, "aaj kagoj'e mure anle, proti mash'e to black polythene'e kore ano". Maa noramlly bollo, "jani na re, dokan dar ta bollo, ekhon theke polybag bondho, tai newspaper'e dilo, haat'e niye ghurbo, tai toke rakhte bollam", jak baba, Maa temon rege kotha bolche na, ami to bhablam, pad niye kotha bolle hoito Maa rag korbe, but aaj mone hoche Maa'er mood bhalo. Amra haante haante, ekta fuchka stall'er kacha kachi astei, Maa ek gaal hanshi niye bollo, "ei Babu, fuchka khabi ?", ami Maa'er obostha dekhe bollam, "cholo, amar khide to peyeche, aaj kintu competition hobe naki, dekhbo ke jete". Maa'o bacha der moto misti hense bollo, "tui jitbi, ami ki ar ei boyosh'e beshi khete pari, ai chol". BOle amra dujon'e fuchka khete gelam, Maa Rs. 20'r khelo, ar ami Rs. 50'r. Ashole office theke firechilam, ar khub khideo peyechilo, tai jaa peyechi, kheye niyechi. Kintu oto gulo khaowa amar unchit hoi ni, at upor oto ta jol, protita fuchka'r modhe tok jol thake, amar pet ta jeno kemon fule gelo, bapre, boddo uncomfortable lagche, edike shonde hoye gache, ondhokar puro ashe pashe, kintu ami amar bike parking obdi hente jete parbo na ekhuni. Maa amar uneasiness bujhte pere, amai bollo, "holo to, oto gulo kheli keno, ekhon koshto hoche, de amai bag ta ar helmet duto de, oi shamner park tate giye ektu boshe, tarpor bari jabo, de bag ta de amai". Eta Maa bhalo boleche, shamnei to ekta park ache, boshar jonno bench o ache, ektu boshei jabo. AMi Maa ke bollam, "tumi helmet duto dhoro, bag thak amar kache, ote duto laptop ache, bhari hobe besh, cholo", bole Maa ke helmet duto fiye, ami aste aste kore, Maa'er pichon pichon park'e dhuke dekhi kono khali bench nei. Jodio ektu time laglo dekhte, tobe 2 to khali bench paowa gelo, tobe park'er sesh'er dike, ekhon oto ta haant'te hobe abar. Jani na kon engineer ei park'er decoration koreche, tobe take medal deowa unchit, park'e lamp-post lagiyeche, kintu se gulo, bench'er shamne, mane lamp-post'er pichon dik ta puro ondhokar chaowa, tai khali ba bhora kono bench'i chokhe porchilo na, khali alo ta chokhe pore, puro vision ta blur kore dichilo. Haant'te haant'te oi shob bench gulor pash diye jete jete kheyal korlam, almost protita bench'ei kono na kono couple boshe ache, dhur ei couple gulo hoyeche cockroach'er moton, jekhane sekhane dekha jai, shit kal'e[winter season] jacket ba sweater pore prem korte beriye pore, gorom kal'e ice cream chuste chuste, haat'e chata mathai dupur'er kat fata rod'er modheo beriye pore[kon din sala der sun sroke hobe], abar borsha kale to prem jeno shohor'er joma jol'er moton bar tei thake, bhije gaye chata mathai diyeo, ei matha mota ra prem korte beriye pore, dhur dhur. Amra oi sesh'er bench duto'r kache giye dekhi, sesh'er ager tate dujon boshe achen, dekhe mone holo boyoshko mohila ar amar theke bochor 4 boro ekta lok, light'er shamne diye haant'te haant'te chokh blurred hoye gache, tai oi mohillar ba cheltar mukh porishkar kichui bhujhte parchi na, just bojha jache, je ora ache okhane. Jodio beshir bhag bench gulo tei young couple boshe chilo, eta tei eto boyoshko mohilla ke dekhlam. Jai hok, amra ekdom sesh'er bench'e giye boshlam, ami age bag ta khule side'e rekhe nije boshlam, Maa'o helmet duto pash'e rekhe boshe porlo. Kintu bosh'ar poreo ami jeno hapachilam, boddo koshto hoche, ami nichu hoye nijer pet'er dike takiye dekhi, amar pet aro jeno fule gelo, ei tukun haant'te. Maa bollo, "ki re, ekhono koshto hoche, ektu bosh, dekhbi bhalo lagbe, nahole tui bosh, ami oi medicine shop'e bole oshud anchi", Maa amar haab bhab'r tensed hoye jache tai ami bollam, "na na, amar pet ta ektu tight lagche, ar kichui na, ektu boshle theek hoye jabe". Maa bollo, "O, tahole to ektu porei theek hoye jabe, tui pant ta khule ektu bosh, dekhbi aram pabi", ami Maa'er kothai chomke uthe, Maa'er dike takalam, dekhi Maa pash'er bench'er oi boyoshko mohilla ar oi young lok tar dike takiye kichu dekhche, ami Maa'er baan kandh ta dhore jhakatei, Maa obak hoye amar dike takalo, bhuru kuchke, ar bollo, "ki hoyeche, khub koshto hoche naki". Ami bollam, "tumi theek acho to, ekhuni amai ki bolle, ami ekhane pant khule boshbo ?". Maa ektu michke henshe bollo, "arey baba, ami toke langto hote boli ni[Maa langto boltei, amar bara kemon jeno jhotka marlo underwear'er modhei], sudhu belt'er buckle ta khule, pant'er button ar zip ta khule ektu bosh, dekhbi ektu porei theek lagbe tor". Ami to obak, Maa ki bolche, ei public place'e ami pant khule boshbo ekhane, haan langto hobo na, kintu tao, jodi keu dekhe fele, scandal hoye jabe parai. AMi bollam, "na mane, ami theek achi, oshob korte hobe na, I'm ok". Maa michke hanste hanste amar dike ektu takiye theke bollo, "uff baba, ki lojja tor, dara[bole nijer saree'r anchol ta pith'er side theke tene ene, amar topet, ar kolbhag'er upor rekhe dilo dhaka diye. Saree ta kandh theke khule pore jai ni, sudhu pith theke extra anchol ta amar kolbhag'er upor pore ache ekhon, kandhe Maa blouse'r sathe pin diye saree pore bike'e uthle, nahole haowa te khule jaowar chance thake], ne ebar khule bosh, keu dekhte pabe na, ar eta to last bench, er por to oto boro deowal ar oi pump house, takiye dekh, oije[bole amake angul diye pump house ta dekhalo], ebar hoyeche", bole Maa arektu michke henshe ekbar amar pant'er dike takiye, mukh ghuriye abar oi pash'er bench'er lok'e der dike takiye thaklo, ami pant ta un-button korbo bole Maa oi side'e takalo hoito, ar sotti to eta last bench, er por deowal ar pump house, jodio pump house na bolai bhalo, ota fuck house, parai rumour ache, je oi park'er care taker naki park bondho howar pore, mane oi 8pm'er pore naki puro park'er light off kore dei ar oi pump house'e majhe majhe couple der choda'r jonno bhara dei, sotti mithe jani na, ami parar chele der kache sunechi. Ar Maa jeta bollo, tate logic to ache, belt ta loose korle ar pant'er button khule boshle, ami comfortable to hobo, eto ta khaowar pore. Tai ar kichu na bhebe, anchol'er tolai haat goliye, pant'er belt ta loose kore, button ta khule, zip ta ektu namiye boshlam, ufff babah, ki aram. Du tin bar jore nishash niye, besh fresh lagche, ami ebar ektu relax hoye, helan diye bench'e boshlam, ghar ghuriye dekhi Maa ekhono pash'er bench'er dike takyie ache, amar kemon jeno ektu laglo, eto concentrate kore Maa ki dekhche eto khun dhore. Maa shamner dike jhuke pash'er bench'er dike takiye ache, tai ami helan diye, Maa'er pith'er side theke, mane pichon theke, pash'er bench'er dike takalam. Agei bollam, lamp-post gulo shob kota bench'er shamne, tai bench gulo bhalo kore dekhao jachilo na, kintu seta lamp'er alo chokhe laglo bole, but ekhon amra lamp post'er pichone, ondhokar'e boshe achi, chokh adjust hoye gache, shob'i dekha jache ekhon, but clear na, slight blurry, kono kichu'r color identify kora muskil but konta ki jinish seta easily bola jabe. Dekhlam, boyoshko mohilla ti amader dike pichon kore boshe, ar oi young lok ta tar opash'e boshe, mohilla tir mukh chele tir dike, tai amader dike tar pith ta. Kintu ar kichui to dekhchi na, ekta mohilla ar lok boshe ache, tate ki. Maa ki dekhche haa kore. Ek minute, ekta odbhut jinish dekhlam mone holo, mohilla tir pichon dike komor'er niche, mane saree'r modhe kichu ekta nora chora korche, ami eto science fiction movie dekhi, amar mathai, alien movies ar snakes aro abol tabol ghurchilo, kintu arektu khani takiye thakte bujhte parlam, ota science fiction na, sex friction ekebare. Ota oi young loktar haat, sala public place'e oi mohilla'r saree'r modhe haat dhukiye pacha chotkache. What the fuck, ar mohilla ti o kichu bolche na, kono protest korche na, je public place'e cheleta hoito finger fuck korche onake. Hotat kore Maa shoja hoye boshe, amar mukh'er dike mukh rekhe aste kore bollo, "ki hoyeche, saree tanchish keno, kosto hoche ?". Maa'er kothai amar hush firlo, ami chomke uthe amar kolbhag'er dike takiye dekhi ami gordhob, Maa'er saree'r anchol ta diye amar fully erect hoye thaka bara take chepe dhore achi baan haat'e. Shit shit, ami taratari kore saree'r anchol ta chere, Maa'er dike chure diye bollam, "na na kichu na, ami ami, mane ekhon theek achi, cholo gari jai. Ei na mane, cholo bari jai". Ami ki abol tabol bolchi nijeo bujte parchi na, nijer bhul ta ki kore cover up bhabchilam, kintu Maa ek drishti te amar kolbhag'er dike takiye ache dekhe ami niche takalam, shit, amar bara ta ekhono eiffel tower hoye, underwear take Pyramid baniye diyeche, shit shit, ebar ki korbo, ami kono rokome, amar shirt ta ektu tene oi pyramid ta cover korar jonno chesta korlam, kintu shirt ta oto niche elo na, tai kono upai na peye, ami amar backpack ta side theke tule amar kole boshiye dilam. Maa jhop kore bolle uthlo aste kore, "ei ei, lege jabe[bole ekta haat barate giyeo, theme gelo, tarpor nijer saree'r anchol ta theek kore bollo], na mane, tarahuro nei kono, arektu boshe jete parish", ami ja baje situation'e pore gechi, ar boshbo na ja hoi hok, tai ami baan haat diye, amar shobe netache bara take chepe bhanj kore, pant'er zip'er modhe dhukiye, back pack ta Maa'er ar amar majh khane rekhe, du haat diye tene zip ta tullam, ar amar shirt ta already half baire beriye chilo tai, shirt take tuck out kore, pant'er button ta lagiye niye, belt ta pant'er loop gulo theke tene khule, backpack'e roll kore rakhlam. Maa etokhun chup kore amar kaaj dekhchilo, ami Maa ke bollam, "cholo Maa, ami ekhon theek achi", Maa sudhu bollo, "tui ei obosthai bike chalate parbi to, lege jabe na ?". Maa ki amar darano bara niye bolche, naki ami onek ta kheye felechi bole kosto hochilo tai bolche, na Maa amar sathe khub frank, ekdom bondhu'r moton, kintu tao kono din eirokom situation face kori ni amra dujone, tai ki bolbo bujhte parchi na. Na na ekhane beshi khun boshle, amar obostha kharap hoye jabe, ami Maa ke bollam, "haan ami theek achi, oi kota fuchka kheyechi bole bike chalate parbo na, dhur tumi cholo to", Maa ki ekta bolte gelo, "na ta na", kintu puro kotha ta bollo na, side theke helmet duto nichilo, ami uthe dariye backpack ta ek kandhe jhuliye, egiye astei dekhi. Oi pash'er bench'er boyoshko mohilla ti kemon jeno chomke uthlo amake hotat kore oder bench'er shamne dekhe, ar shoja hoye boshte gelo, jodio puro bepar ta ekdom ko-ek second'er modhe holo, but okaj to, tai amar shob ta mone ache, amake dekhei mohilla ti shoja hote gelo, tokhon'i ami kheyal korlam, mohilla tir saree'r anchol ta chele tar pant'er upor pore ache, ar mohilla ti'r blouse'er upor theke cheleta ekta haat bar kore anche, ar mohilla ti'o saree'r anchol'er tola theke nijer daan haat ta bar kore anche tarahuro kore. Bas eituku ami oder pass korte korte kheyal korlam, but etai jothesto, mane cheleta mohilla ti'r blouse'e haat dhukiye dud tipchilo, ar pichon'e saree'r modhe haat dhukiye pacha tipchilo, ar odike mohilla ti cheleta'r bara khiche dichilo. Bapre, public place'e era ki ki korche, ar eta to park, bacha ta khele ekhane, ki shikhbe ora. Acha, tarmane, park'er designer'o pakka kono na kono meye ke niye park'e boshe furti kore, tai jonno sala, lamp-post gulo ke bench'er ektu shamne lagiyeche, jate bench gulo puro ondhokar'e thake. Ami haant'te haant'te park theke beriye elam, kheyal korlam Maa duto helmet haat'e aste aste hente asche, ar Maa'er saree'r anchol ta haowa te ektu edik odik korche. Maa'er saree'r anchol, Maa'o to amar kolbhag'er upor oi mohilla'r moton saree'r anchol ta fele diye chilo, fuck tarmane Maa oder foreplay dekhchilo haa kore, shit. Kintu aaj amio to ekta boro blunder kore fellam, Maa'er saree'r anchol diye bara khich-chilam ar Maa dekhe fello. Aaj din tai kharab, office'e Boss oi faltu project tullo, ar edike Maa amar khara bara dekhe fello, na mane underwear'er upor diyei dekheche, kintu tao lojja lagche ekhon Maa ke face korte. Maa park theke berote, amra ar kono kotha bollam na, aste aste hente parking'e jete jete mone porlo, khali haat'e bari gele Baba'r boka anibarjo. Ekta fast food'er dokan'er shamne diye jete jete Maa ke bollam, "darao Maa, amader bari jowar pass ta niye ni", Maa prothom ta bujhte parlo na, tai confused hoye bollo, "pass mane, ki bolchish ?", ami bollam, "Baba'r jonno duto cutlet niye ni, tahole ar amra jhar khabo na, etai amader pass bujhle", Maa bujhte pere ektu henshe fello, hanshle Maa ke bhalo lage. Ami dokan dar ke 4 te cutlet dite bollam, Maa pas theke bollo, "ei 4 te ki hobe ? Oto gulo nish na, tor Baba shob kota kheye felbe, oto tele bhaja khaowa bhalo na, doctor to strictly baron koreche, kichutei kotha shone na lokta". Ami bollam, "na na, 2 to Baba'r, baki ta Kipte buro'r". Maa jore henshe fele bollo, "heeeeeeee hhheeeeeeeeeee, tui'o parish, tobe kheyal rakhish, or shamne abar bole felish na, tahole ar rokhe nei". Amra cutlet gulo niye, parking'e giye, parking fees diye, helmet pore, bike'e uthe bari elam. Rastai Maa normally amar sathe kotha bolchilo, eta seta. Bari eshe dekhi, tokhon'o amader bari'r Main gate'er shamne, Lahiri Kaku ar Baba adda marche, ami Maa ke bollam, garage door tar tala ta khulte, karon Maa jodi eka ghore dhukte jai, Baba ar Lahiri buro abar kotha shonabe, amar sathe gele, ami oder kotha shonabo, tai shob shomai ulto palta bole na Maa ke, amar sathe thakle. Maa amar theke garage door'er key niye, tala khule gate ta ektu tene khuleche, ami bike ta bhitore dhukiye, Cutlet'er packet ta handle theke bar kore garage theke beriye eshe, garage door ta baire theke lock kore dilam. Tarpor Maa ke amar ar Maa'er helmet ta diye bollam, "cholo Maa", main gate'er shamne aste Lahiri buro tone kore bollo, "ki boudi, kothai kothai ghora holo, tumi paro haan, amar bou hole, kothau jete ditam na. Nehat amar bondhu'r pallai porecho, bhalo manush to", ami helmet chure sala'r tak fatiye ditam arektu hole, kintu nije ke shonjoto kore bollam, "kon dik diye kaku", bole kina amar Baba bhalo manush, Lahiri kaku bollo, "ki kon dik diye ?". AMi Maa ke bollam, "Maa tumi ghore jao, ekhuni Raja moshai raat'er khabar order diye deben", Maa ghore jachilo, kintu Baba haat tule bollo, "ki kinle bolle nato, haat'e to kono packet dekhte pachi na[ami cutlet'er packet ta amar pichon dike haat kore dhore rekhechilam]", Ami bollam, "oi to ekta shirt kinte gelam", Lahiri buro bollo, "koi, dekha dekhi, ki company'r shirt". Ami bollam, "Loius Phillipe'er shirt, kintu amar ektu fitting'er problem hochilo, tai ar nilam na, porer mash'e dekhbo, notun kono collection elo kina". Ami ebar haat ta pichon theke bar kore, cutlet'er packet ta Baba'r dike egiye bollam, "Ei nao Baba, tumi khabe bolchile, niye eshechi". Baba cutlet'er gondho shukei face ta kemon change hoye gelo, haat bariye amar haat theke packet ta niye ekta pleasant smile diye bollo, "dekh Lahiri, ei nahole amar chele, Thank you baba, jaa tora giye haat paa dhuye ektu rest kor, tor Maa ke abar raat'er ranna boshate hobe, ta kota ache re ?". AMi jantam Baba theek eta jiggesh korbei, ami bollam, "prothom'e to ami 3 te nilam tomar jonno, dekhi duto kuku'r oi dokan'er shamne eshe dariye porlo, bechara obola jeeb, tai oder ekta cutlet bhenge bhenge dujon ke dilam, bapre dekhlam topa top kheye nilo, tarpor amar kheyal holo, barite to Lahiri Kaku ache, tai aro duto cutlet niye nilam, TOmader dujon'eri enechi, Tomra khao[dekhi Maa ghar ta kaat kore, kono rokom'e daat chipe hanshi ta bondho rakhar chesta korche, na na beshi khun dariye thakle, henshe felbe ar Baba chechabe, tai ami Maa ke bollam]. Tumi haan kore dariye acho keno Maa, cholo ghore dhoko, ora khak", bole ami Maa ke prai pichon theke thele ghore dukiye main door ta bhejiye dilam, Maa bairer juto ta khulchilo, kintu baire Lahiri Kaku'r gola pelam, "Eta ki bollo tor chele, ami Kuku'r, ami Kuku'r[sala buro ta jiggesh korche na confirmation diche bujhte parlam na]", Baba bollo," arey dhur, tui'o ulto bhabish, O toke koto shonman kore, tobe haan, oi dokan tar shamne du tinte Kukur ghora fera kore kintu, ami jokhon roll khai, Kukur gulo ke roll'er parota chire di, ora kheye nei. Tui bosh to, ne gorom gorom cutlet kha, kothai Babu ke thanks bolbi, ta na or opor chechachis, kha to", toto khune amio amar juto khule, ghore dhuke dekhi, Maa bedroom'e dhuke pagol'er moton hansche, amake dekhe hanste hanste haat nara diye, kache deke joriye dhore bollo, "amar shona Babu, aaj eke bare chokka mere diyehish to". Amio henshe fellam.
Tarpor, jama kapor chere, ami amar ghor'e ektu boshlam, ar Maa niche dinner ready korchilo. Maa amake niche daklo dinner korte, giye dekhi Baba already ekta roti kheye, shuye poreche, ashole cutlet kheye acidity hoye gache, tai ar beshi kichu khai ni. Maa ar ami dinner kore, kichu khun pore, chad'e walk korte gelam. Hant'te hant'te hotat Maa nijei bollo, "dinner to serokom korli na, pore khide pele, tui boron fridge theke sabzi bar kore nish, ar roti to casserole achei. Theek ache ?". Ami bollam, "na na, khelam to, ar bhal lagchena. Abar chap kore khele, shondhe belar fuchka'r moton case hobe, na na", ami shondhebela boltei Maa kemon mukh'e haat chapa diye henshe fello. Ami prothom ta bujhte parini, tai jiggesh kore fellam, "arey tumi hanscho keno ?". Maa michke henshe bollo, "heee heeeee, hasnbo na, jor kore competetion korte giye, oto gulo fuchka kheli, tarpor pet fuliye pant khule park'e boshe roili", ebar amar matha gelo gorom hoye, ami iche kore pant khuli ni, ar ami to khulteo chai ni, amar matha te to oi shob idea'ai ashe ni, Maa'i to bollo. Ami ektu regei bollam, "mane, ami nije pant khule boshe chilam park'e ?". Maa abar henshe bollo, "heeee heeeeee, ta noi to ki, ami tor pant khule diyechi naki ?", bole 'heee heeee' kore hanslo kichu khun, kintu ei shob kothai amar raag aro bere gelo, Maa mone hoi bujhte perechilo amar mukh dekhe, tai ektu normal hoye bollo, "acha baba, ar hansbo na, hoyeche, ufff, ekmatro tor sathe bondhu'r moton mishi, ektu yarki, hansi kori, jaa ar korbo na aaj theke, tui O tor Baba'r moton hoye jachish, eki rokto to". Jah baba, nije amake niye ulto palta moja korlo ekhon amar rokter dosh hoye gelo. Amio bollam, "haan, tai to, ekhon shob dosh amar. Nije to Haa kore pash'er bench'er lotor potor dekhchile, kothai kothai ki korchilo dekhchile, tar bela". Maa hanste hanste hotat kore kemon serious hoye gelo, ar mone holo jeno ekhuni amar marbe, kintu jokhon bolte shuru korlo, mone holo jeno lojja peyeche, "na ami to kichu dekhi ni, boddo ondhokar chilo, tui, tui baje kotha bolchish, khobordar bolchi, amar sathe ei rokom yarki marbi na Babu". Kotha to khub seriously bolchilo, kintu tarpori kemon chokh mukh palte gelo Maa'er, jeno kono kichu hotat kore mone poreche, hotat kore serious mood theke michke henshe bollo, "hmmmm, ebar mone poreche, tui ki korchili amar saree'r anchol ta niye, mone ache seta[bole halka kore amar daan kaan ta ektu mule dilo, amar lage ni, kintu hotat kore kaan mullo tai ektu react kore fellam]. Boddo boro hoyechish tai na, Maa'er dosh dekha hoche, hmmm", Maa bokche kintu seriously na seta ami bujhte parchi, but jani na keno, amar bara dariye gelo abar ager moton, ami oi moja'r kaan mola khete khete ghar kaat kore nijer bara ta dekhchi dekhe Maa'o niche'r dike takiye dekhe amar shorts'e abar pyramid hoye gache, shonge shonge amar kaan chere bollo, "ish Babu, ki hoche ei shob[bole amar baan haat'e chotash chotash kore dubar chor marlo, ami mar khete khetei Maa'er dike pichon kore daralam, jate Maa ke amar darano bara na dekhte hoi, sotti ebar amar lojja lagchilo], Na boddo boro hoye gechish tui". Ami pichon kore dariyei Maa ke bollam, "haan, boro hoyechi tai bujhte perechi, pash'er benche'er oi boyoshko mohilla oi olpo boishi chele tar sathe ki korchilo, tao abar public place'e". Maa shonge shonge bollo, "ora moteo temon kichu korchilo na", jei na bollo, ami shonge shonge mukh ghuriye Maa'er mukho mukhi hoye, michke henshe bollam, "ei to, dhora pore gecho, jodi tumi oder haa kore nai dekho, tahole janle ki kore, ora ki korchilo, haaaaa haaaaaa, dhora pore gecho Maa". Maa jeeb katchilo amar kotha shune, porishkar bujhte parchi Maa lojja peyeche, but Maa'o kom na, hut kore bollo, "acha, ami dekhchilam tui janli ki kore, ar ora ki korchilo tui ba ki kore janli, tar mane tui'o dekhchili[shit, Maa je ei bhabe penaltiy box'e dhuke goal debe bujhte parini, ki bolbo bujhte parchina, Maa abar bollo]. Ki re, ar kotha beroche na je, ki dekhchili ?". Ami amta amta[stammer] korte korte bollam, "oi to, mane na ami to, haan ami to tomake dekhchilam, na mane, tomai dekhte giye dekhlam, ora ki korchilo, mane kichu korchilo na", ki bolbo bujhte parchi na, Maa'er shamne oi mohilla'r dud ar pacha tepa khaowa ar sathe sathe chele tar bara khiche deowa'r kotha nijer mukh'e Maa ke ki kore bolbo. Ar edike, Shotru pockho bujhe gache, samner shoino komjor hoye gache, tai bar bar akromon korche. Maa kemon jeno satisfaction'er hanshi henshe bollo, "hmmm, ki ebar bol, khali amar pichon'e laga na, bol na bol, ki re[bole amar komor'er du pash'e poke kore amai katu kutu dichilo, ar nijeo hanschilo, eta to clear Maa khub bhalo mood'e ache aaj, tai ektu beshi friendly amar sathe, nahole pakka bokuni khetam] palachish kothai, bol na ?", ami hanste hanste ektu doure, chad'er oi konai chole gechi, jekhan'e Howrah bridge ache Lahiri'r Lanka'i pouchonor jonno. Maa'o amar pichon'e ektu egiye eshe theme gelo, hotat amar pichon'e keu bollo, "ki bolbe re Choto Babu ?", ami achomka kotha ta sune ghurei dekhi Asif dariye, I swear, ami jodi or oto kache na thaktam, oke dekhteo petam na, Puro ondho kar'er sathe mishe gache.