Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ৩৬

Prai shokal 7 ta baje, amar workstation'e notification elo je software complilation is complete. Ami sara raat oi chair'e boshe katiye dilam, ghum'i pelo na ektu'o. Edike baki 3 murti nije der cabin'e ghumiye kada. Keu chair'e boshe table’e matha rekhe ghumache, keu duto chair tene, paa tule boshe boshe ghumache. Jai hok, software ta complete hote ami age test korlam, ekdom perfectly kaaj korche, shotti amar mathai ei shob bod buddhi gulo eto beshi keno bujhte pari na. Jai hok, software ta ebar pathabo bole oi email id ta khujchilam, Ranjit Da amai ekta sticky note'e likhe diyechilo Ota, kintu kothai ure gelo dekhte pachi na. Tarpor edik odik khujhte khujhte, ota dekhlam amar table'er side'e atke ache. Jodio software ta ektu boro size'e, tai directly compress kore email'e attach korte parbo na, ar official email'e eta pathano jabe na. Tai nijer Dropbox'er account'e age software ta compress kore upload korlam, tarpor ota download korar ekta custom link baniye, oi email id te pathalam. Ek matro oi email id theke oi software ta download kora jabe. Ar likhe dilam, "please check it ASAP and get back to us", jate ora ar delay na kore, ar Ranjit Da to agei oder Boss'er passbook'er transaction ta photo tule pathiye diyechilo. Ebar jaa korar headoffice korbe, ami ar er modhe nei. Jodio aaj amar Teko Boss jante chaibe, progress report ta, O kichu ekta dhop diye debo oke. Kintu ektu age obdi ami amar laptop'e research kore jante parlam je, protita Contraceptive pill'er i kichu side effect thake'i jodi regular neowa hoi. But regular na nile, oi harami Asif to amar Maa ke je kono din pregnant kore debe, ar amar khanki Maa, or bacha rekheo debe, jaa obostha dekhchi Maa'er. Maa to or shob kotha sunche. Na na, ami onek pore pore ekta contraceptive pill kujhe bar korechi, seta abar amader Govt of India'r, department of health'er approved contraceptive pill, ar ote kono steroid nei, tai side effect shob theke kom, ar ota naki daily kheteo hobe na, nam ta holo 'Saheli', ota weekly ekta tablet nilei kaaj hobe, khub bhalo bepar, Maa ke roj roj kichu khaowate hobe na. Tobe emergency'r jonno naki Saheli ta kaaj korbe na, mane goto kaal raat'e to Asif already Maa'er gud'e maal fele diyeche, tai tar jonno ekta iPill khaowate hobe Maa ke, mane 'iPill' chara 'unwanted 72', bole arekta contraceptive pill ache, setao deowa jai, but google dekhache ekta iPill'er packet'e ektai tablet thake, exclusive, tahole beshi effective'o hobe hoito. Ami tahole aaj i bari jaowar shomai ekta 'iPill' ar koto gulo 'Saheli' tablet kine niye jabo. Kintu khawabo ki kore iPill ta Maa ke. Kichu ekta upai bhabte hobe. Workstation'e dekhlam 7:20am baje, tai ar deri na kore, 3 murti ke eke eke kore dakte gelam. Arnob da ke deke deke tulte parlam na, R2 uthlo, kintu bollo, "Oye Rajesh, yar sar dukh raha hai bahoot, kota baje bhai ? Kaam hua kya ? Ready hai software ?". Ami bollam, "hmmm shob hoyegache, ami headoffice'e Ranjit Da'r contact ke pathiyeo diyechi, ekhon shokal 7:30am prai. Tumi giye odike Kumbhokarna[Arnob Da] ke tolo, ami Ranjit Da ke tulchi, ebar berote hobe to". R2 dhor por kore chair theke uth te giye, nijer matha'i haath diye dhore, kemon ekta korlo chokh mukh kuchke, tarpor table ta dhore dariye bollo, "arey yar, sar fata jaa raha hai, oi rascal Arnob ta kaal beer'e kuch milaya tha. Chal acha hai, kaam ho gaya, amra to kichu kortei parlam na, tune akele hi sab kar liya. Acha tu ja, ami tulchi maal take". BOle O mathai haath diye, cabin theke berolo, ami Ranjit Da'r cabin'e giye dekhi, sei kokhon dewa jol'er cup ta ekhono pore ache, mane O ar othei ni, tokhon theke ghumache table'e matha diye, ghar kaat kore. AMi nariye nariye dekhe tullam, Ranjit ta chokh khule, kemon jeno korchilo, jeno Ghanjini'r Amir khan, kichu mone nei, chinte parche na. Tarpor nijer ghar ta shoja korte giye betha pelo ar chechalo, "aarey baaap re, sala ghar ta ufff bhenge gelo[tarpor amai dariye thakte dekhe bollo]. Oh Rajesh tui, ki re ufff ghar'e lagche re bhai. Bolchi, ki re compile holo ? Kota baje re[bole uth te gelo, kintu R2'r moton same case, matha betha lagche, mathai haath diye bollo]. Bhai amar matha ta eto bhari lagche keno re, shereche, bike chaliye bari jabo ki kore re". AMi Oke dhore shoja kore dar koriye, oi table'er opash theke jol'er cup ta ene diye bollam, "age eta khao ami shob bolchi[O jol ta khelo, ami bollam]. Ekhon prai shokal 7:30 baje, software compile hoye gache, ami tomar headoffice'er contact ke pathiye'o diyechi. TUmi ektu follow up kore niyo. Ar bike nahoi aaj office'i thak, tomra 3 jon aaj taxi kore jao na, ek din'er to bepar. Ar tomar’o matha dhoreche bodhoi, Arnob da kichu mishiye chilo beer'e, R2 to tai bollo, or o matha betha. Jai hok ektu baire esho, tomader 3 jon'e sathe'i amar kotha ache". Bole ami baire eshe dekhi R2 toto khun Arnob Da ke tene tule kichu bojhache, kintu Arnob Da oke thele shoriye diye abar chair'e boshte jache, ar R2 oke khali tule dar korache. Ami Arnob Da'r cabin'er door'e knock kore bollam, "tomra dujon baire esho, katha ache". Arnob Da birokto hoye bollo, "dhur baal, ektu ghumachi, shojho hoche na, ektu agei to office'e elam, shokale e kotha hobe, tora du jonei bero ekhan theke". Ami bolar age'i R2 bollo, "abey sare hue kele ka chilka, sokal ho gaya, time dekh 7:25am ekhon. Sale aur kitna soye ga. Chol Rajesh ki bolbe, O shob kaaj ekai kore niyeche, hum 3 to pee ke tun the, bechara eka eka'i shob ta korlo. Abhi natak mat kar, bahar chal". Arnob Da fot kore nijer phone ta pocket theke bar kore dekhlo kota baje, tar por ekbar amar ar ekbar R2'r dike takiye dekhe bollo, "baal chireche, amra sara raat ghumiye katiye dilam. Bhai Teko ke ki bolbo, kaaj hoyeche to shotti, maal ta amader charbe na kintu aaj". AMi bollam, "tai to bolchi baire esho, oi to Ranjit Da'o esheche, esho esho, onek deri hoye gache, esho". Ranjit Da aste aste cabin'er wall dhore dhore Boss'er cabin'er shamne elo, Arnob Da matha chulkate chulkate elo sathe R2'o elo. Ora aste ami bollam, "shono, ami software ta already headoffice'e pathiye diyechi, kintu oder'o nischoi kichu ta shomai lagbe, kono action nite. Kintu aaj to Boss ke report dite hobe kichu ekta. tai amar kache ekta plan ache, sunbe". Arnob Da bollo, "haan haan bol na, Paaler goda to tui, tui jaa bolbi amra tin gadha tai korbo, tui bol ki korte hobe". R2 bollo, "oye ami gadha na, tu gadha hai, kaal beer me kya milaya tha ?". Arnob da bollo, "acha theek ache Rajesh, amra[bole nijer ar Ranjit da'r dike angul dekhalo, jodio Ranjit da nijer kopal tipche ekhono] 2 to gadha ar eta chagol[bole R2 ke bollo]. Ki abar meshabo, toder beer'e ektu Vodka dhele diyechilam, tai ektu matha betha korche hoito". Ranjit da ebar matha chere chechiye uthlo, "amader beer'e mane, tui khash ni ota ?". Arnob Da kemon seyana'r moton bollo, "pagol naki, amar kache ekta Vodka'r nip chilo, toder dujon'er bottle theke ami ektu ektu beer kheye, tate oi vodka ta mishiye diyechilam, jate tora ektu relaxed hote parish". Ami to Arnob da’r kotha sune henshe felechi, odike R2 kotha ta sunei rege giye, Arnob Da'r shirt'er collar dhore, or peeth'e du to punch mere bollo, "sale, hume kyun pilaya ? Relaxed, aaj toke mere mere relaxed korbo, sar fhat raha hai mera". Ranjit Da'o egiye giye Arnob Da'r matha'r chul dhore tene bollo, "R2 mar maal take, aaj sala ke ekhanei peta. Harami ta amader vodka mishiye beer khaiye nije ekhoon sadhu saaj che". Arnob Da khub baje situation'e poreche, ei shob ungli kore bole shobai rege jai Or upor. Ebar jodi Ranjit Da ar R2 mile oke ekhane petai tahole to CCTV te record hoye jabe, abar notun jhamela shuru hobe. Ami majhe khan'e dhuke oder aatke boli, "arey arey, tomra ki korcho, shob kichu to CCTV te dhora porche, abar notun jhamela keno tancho. Charo na, jaa howar hoye gache, ei Arnob Da, oder sorry bolo, tumi keno ei shob koro boloto". CCTV'r kotha sune ora shore gelo Arnob Da'r theke, Arnob Da ebar nijer shirt ta tene theek kore, shoja hoye dariye amai kemon ekta nekamo kore bollo, "ek to ami eto boro sacrifice korlam Rajesh, ar tui amai khoma chaite bolchish, ami nije Vodka ta na kheye, oder dilam, ar[Ranjit Da haath tule Arnob da ke marte jachilo dekhe, Arnob Da ebar ektu nekamo bondho kore bollo]. Theek ache theek ache, Rajesh bolche bole, ami promise korchi, ami ar toder upokar korbo na er por theke, jaa ar kotha bolbo na toder sathe", bole kemon bacha der moton raag dekhi, ghure daralo onno dik'e fire. R2 bollo, "arey isne maafi kaha mangi, sorry kothai bollo, sale ka nautanki dekh". AMi bollam, "uff tomra ei Tom and Jerry khela bondho koro, ar Arnob Da kaaj'er kotha shono, Boss jiggesh korle bolbe, je Raw Data ready ache, jodi dekhte chai, tahole dekhte pare, but finished software dekhte gele compile korte hobe, ar tar jonno shob kota pc lagbe office'er tai ota hote aro 24hrs lagbe, sara din office'er kaaj howar por, amra aaj raat'e software ta compile hote debo, tahole din'er belai kono kaaj'e hamper hobe na. Theek ache, mone kore etai bolbe, ar kichu na, nao meeting over, ebar office'er baire giye mar peeth korte paro tomra, ami bari jachi. Parle tomrao kete poro". Bole ami okhan theke shore eshe, nijer cabin'e dhuke bag gocha chilam, Arnob Da ar R2 okhan theke chole gelo nije der cabin'e, Ranjit Da amar cabin'e eshe bollo, "Tarname aaj'o raat'e ekhane thakte hobe re Rajesh ? Aaj o raat'e bari firte parbo na ?". Amar mone pore gelo, Ranjit da keno bari fera'r kotha bolche, O nijer Maa ke choda ta Miss korche, ami tai indirectly bollam, "tomar to bhaloi holo, tomar wife to ar ektu pore school'e chole jabe, bas bari to puro fanka, aunty'r sathe bhalo kore time spend korte parbe to tumi, chinta kisher, sara din ache to". Ranjit Da jeno bhoot dekha'r moton chomke giye, amar shirt'er ekpash'er collar tene dhore, daant'e daant pishe aste kore bollo, "Rajesh, bhodro bhabe kotha bolbi amar sathe, tui ki baje kotha bolchish, ami bhodro ghor'er chele". AMi or haath theke amar shirt'er collar ta tene chariye, or dike chokh'e chokh rekhe bollam, "ami jani to tumi khub bhodro Ranjit Da, tumi to kaal raat'e bolle seta nesha'r ghore. Nahole ami janbo ki kore, ki kore shob shuru". Ranjit Da’r bodhoi mone poreche, goto kaal raat’e O amai ki ki boleche, tai ekhon bhoi peye amar haath ta dhore prai kando kando golai bollo, "Rajesh bhai please bhai, tui kauke bolish na ei shob, tui jaa bolbi ami korbo, please bhai tui kauke bolish na eta. Ami mukh dekhate parbo na karor kache". Ami Ranjit Da ke bollam, "Arey tumi ki korcho, haath namao bolchi. Ar tumi amai bhorsha kore shob kichu bolecho, ageo to bolechile shob ta. Ami ki kauke bolechi ? Tahole aaj ei shob korcho keno". Ranjit da nijer haath namiye bollo, "Rajesh tor jaa chai amai bolish, ami debo, tui sudhu bepar ta amader modhe rakhish. Jana jani hoye gele ami borbad hoye jabo, shotti bolchi. Arnob jante parle, gota office'e choriye jabe bepar ta, tui bujhte parchish to ami ki bolchi. Tui tui please Kauke bolish na". Jani na ei rokom shomai amar matha ta extra keno chole, amar mathai ekta dustu budhi elo, ami ektu bhebe bollam, "arey Ranjit Da, ami bollam to, tumi chinta koro na, ar ei bhabe chokh mukh kuchke theko na, baki ra shondeho korbe. Ami kauke keno bolbo bolo to, eta to tomader nije der bepar. Ar amar kichu lagbe na karor theke, jodio kichu lage, ami nahoi bolbo tomai pore, theek ache. Ekhon jao bari jao. Aaj to onek shomai pabe aunty'r sathe time spend korar, enjoy koro. Jao ar dariye theko na, ar mood ta theek koro, kichu hoi ni". Dekhlam Ranjit Da ke dekhe ar tensed laglo la, O ektu relaxed laglo, ar ei sujog'ei ami amar kotha tao bole diyechi, 'je amar kichu dorkar lagle ami theek bolbo oke'. Ekdin oke ar or Maa ke sex korte dekha'r kotha bolbo, dekhi beta ki bole. Tobe ekhon bola ta theek hobe na, aro open hok Ranjit Da amar sathe, tarpor bolbo oke ei shob. Jai hok, Ranjit Da, amar cabin theke beriye nijer cabin'e dhuklo, ar amio nijer bag guchiye, helmet ta niye beronor age, Boss ke ekta email kore dilam, je amra aaj berochi, ar kaaj theek'i cholche amader. Bole amara 4 jon beriye porlam, parking'e R2 ar Ranjit Da ke ami baron korlam bike niye na jete, ar sei sune Arnob Da nijer bhul'er khoma hishebe bollo, "shon na bhai, ami boli ki, ami toder chere dichi, mane ekdom door step charte hoito parbo na, tobe barir kacha kachi namiye debo. Tarpor tora rikshaw kore nish, chol amar gari te ai". R2 bollo, "gadha, gari chala lega na, naki thukbi kauke, road pe". Arnob da bollo, "dhur baal, ami 5 peg kheye gari chaliye bari gechi bohu bar, ar beer kheye gari tule debo karor upor. Ki je bolish na. Ai ai oth". Ranjit Da ar R2 uthe porlo gari te, ami abar remind kore dilam, "aaj joto iche late'e esho, kono chap nei, majh raat'e ashleo hobe, kaaj to nei, sudhui okaj, kintu Boss ke dekhate astei hobe aaj raat'eo. Acha Boss tomader call korle amai phone korte bolo, ami kotha bole bujhiye debo, nao beriye poro". Bole ora 3 jon gari te, ar ami amar bike niye beriye porlam office theke. Office'er ektu durei 'Frank Ross Pharmacy' dekhte pelam, open i chilo, tai dhuke jiggesh korlam, "Dada iPill ache ?". Uniformed[frank ross ar apollo pharmacy te, shobai uniform pore thake] pharmacist ta amar dike jeno bhoot dekha'r moton kore takalo, ami abar bollam, "ache naki nei, bole din ami tahole onno dokan'e dekhbo". Lokta ebar bollo, "Sorry Sir, ache ache, ashole eto shokale eta, kota lagbe Sir ?". Ami be kheyal'e bollam, "4 te", shit 4 te niye ami ki korbo, ami to eta emergency te khaowabo, ar tar por oi arekta contraceptive pill khaowabo Maa ke, jeta weekly ekta khelei kaaj hobe. AMi abar pharmacist take bollam, "acha Saheli contraceptive pill ta ache, sunechi ota naki khub bhalo". Lokta matha nere bollo, "haan Sir, Saheli ta bhalo, mane shorkari to, kintu amra ota rakhi na. Amader kache Unwanted 72 ache, ota debo ?". Ami bollam, "na na apni amai iPill ta din, tahole'i hobe". Ei re abar onno dokan'e khujte hobe arekta pill. Jai hok 4 te iPill niye, onake taka diye, beriye ashlam dokan theke, iPill gulo amar bag'e dhukiye nilam. Tarpor bari'r dike firte firte onek gulo medicine shop cross korlam, kothau oi 'Saheli' contraceptive pill ta pelam na. AJC Bose flyover theke neme, SSKM'er shamne diye turn nite giye por por onek gulo medicine shop dekhlam, line diye medicine shop ache okhane. Tai bike ta side kore, dokan gulo te khujlam, boro boro shob kota dokan'e dekhlam, keu oi brand ta rakhena, shobai eki kotha bolche, ota naki shorkai medicine, tai naki shob jai gai paowa jai na, govt hospital'e free te dei, but baire khub kom dokan'e paowa jai. Seshe asha chere fire aste giye dekhlam, arekta medicine shop shobe khulche, shutter tule dokan dar bhitore jache, bhablam shob dokan jokhon ghora hoyei gelo, eta baki thake keno. Giye dekhlam, dokan ta besh purano purano, mane serokom shajano noi, ami jiggesh kortei, boyoshko dokan dar ta bollo, "haan ache, kota lagbe ?", Ami to khub khushi hoye bollam, "je kota ache, shob diye din", ashole ami bhabchilam, je etao iPill’er moton, ekta korei tablet per strip hobe hoito. Lokta ektu henshe bollo, "bujhechi, prothom bar kincho to[ami matha nartei, uni bollen], theek ache. Tobe shono, eta onno kono contraceptive pill'er moton roj khai na, shoptahe ekta khelei hobe, er side effect o khub kom, nei bolei chole, ar protita packet'e 4 kore tablet thake. Ebar bolo to, kota lagbe ?". Ami bollam, "haan amio sunechi, er side effect khub kom tai eta khujchilam, aapni 6 ta packet din apatoto, acha expiry date ta dekhe deben. Ar bolchi, pore aapnar kache aro paowa jabe to eita, mane onno kono dokan'e pai ni to, tai jiggesh korlam, kichu mone korben na". LOkta bhitore dhuke, box khuje khuje oi pill gulo bar korchilo, pashe hotat arek jon boyoshko lok eshe daralo, haath'e prescription. AMi ektu shore daralam, jate uni counter'er upor prescription ta rakhte pare. Dokan dar amar pill gulo niye, ekta packet'e bhorte bhorte bollo, "aaj kaal kar chele ra to er naam janei na, eta je baki pill'er theke koto ta bhalo, keu janei na. Ar govt hospital'er shob oshud'i amar kache paowa jai, jodio eta hospital'e free te dei, kintu amai to taka diye kinte hoi, tai ami kena daam'ei dichi, tumi aaj ker prothom khoder to, bouni'r shomai bariye bolchina. Ami ektu hisheb ta kore ni, ek minute". BOle uni calculator ta bar kore, hisab korte laglo, edike counter'er upor oi plastic packet'e, Yellow ar White colour'er packet'e boro boro kore 'Sahlei' lekha dekhe, amar pash'er boyoshko customer ti nijer prescription ta shoriye nilo packet'er pash theke, jeno packet'e virus ache. Nijer haath ta shoriye lokta dokan dar ke kemon ekta naak mukh shitke bollo, "ish, saat shokal bela ei shob, chi. Aaj kaal kar generation gulo uchone gache ekebare". Amar sune shotti boddo odd laglo, ami to bhalo jinish kinchi, contraceptive pill to bhalo, condom ar contraceptive pill to shobar use kora unchit, je hare population bereche, resource to available nei, shobar jonno, du din pore khabe ki, thakbe kothai, korbe ki, sei shob na bhebe ei shob old generation'er manush ra baby niyei jeto. Ami ektu birokto hoye bollam oi lok take, "contraceptive pill to bhalo jinish Uncle, dum kore du char te bacha hoye gele, tader manush korte korte to naje hal hoye jabe aaj ker dine, je keu. Je bhabe jinish potre'r daam bereche, tar theke etai to bhalo option, Government o to tai bolche". Lokta ebar amai directly bollo, "haan jana ache, koto bhalo kaaj'e egulo lage aaj kaal, tomra to shob aaj kaal kar chele, furti korbe khali furti. Ar daito neowar theke banchte ei shob kena, amake ar gyan diyo na bapu, onek kota pujo dekhechi, tomar age", ei to puro amar Baba’r moton kotha bolche. Dokan dar onake bollo, "arey, aapni keno bolchen oi shob dada, Chele ta to theek'i bolche, shorkar theke to koto kore bolche, condom bebohar korte, contraceptive pill nite, jono shonkha eto hare barche, er por to thakar jaiga tuku'o thakbe na karor". Oi lokta kemon jhajiye uthlo, "thak thak, aapna ke ar amai shekhate hobe, amra jeno dekhi ni ei shob, amra daito nite jantam, aaj kaal kar chele meye'r moton noi, careless shob kota". Ami lok take sarcastically jiggesh korlam, "aapnar kota chele meye Uncle ?". Lokta proud hoye bollo, "5 ta, 3 te chele, duto meye, boro chele engineer, ar baki duto private'e chakri korche, meye ra shob'e master ar graduation korlo. Shobai shikhito ar daito baan, bujhle". Sala pagol lok, nijei bujhiye diche, ki opodartho onar chele meye ra, ami bollam, "eto daito ban chele meye, aapna ke ei boyosh'e eka pathiye dilo oshud kinte ? Nijera keu shonge elo na keno ? Ar ekjon enginner keno, shobai ke engineering porano'r nischoi taka chilo na aapnar[lokta'r mukh ta dekha'r moton, rege jache, kintu kichu bolte parche na]. Jokhon condom ar pill'er bepare eto janten, tahole daito niye ekta ba duto bacha nite parten, tader aro bhalo bhabe manush korte parten. Ekhon gyaan diye ki hobe". Dokan Dar amai bollo, "chere dao bhai, tomar Rs. 240 hoyeche". Ami pocket theke taka ta bar kore exact amount dilam, ar packet gulo niye, nijer bag'e dhukiye nilam, oi boyoshko lokta raag'e fusche pashe dariye, kintu kichu bolte parche na ar. Ami shore ashar por, sunte pelam dokan dar ta bollo, "keno aag bariye bolte gelen, chele ta kintu aapna ke opomaan kore ni, kintu aapni bujhben na, din prescription ta din". AMi ar na dariye, nijer bike'er kache eshe, bike'e uthe porlam, ar bari'r dike egolam. Besh kichu ta bike chaliye chole eshe, mathai ekta idea elo, Maa ke iPill khaowanor, bike side kore dariye porlam, ar bag theke iPill'er ekta packet bar kore, packet ta khule iPill’er strip ta dekhlam, pink colour'er chotto ekta pill, bacha der Gems'er theke ektu choto. Bas idea ta kaje lagatei hobe, ami edik odik dekhe, ekta mudi'r dokan khuje tar theke 2 packet gems kinlam, ar pocket'e niye, bike'e uthe porlam, Maa ke ei gems'er sathe’i iPill ta khaiye debo aaj.