Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ৪
Pichon fire Asif ke dekhe prothome ektu chomke geleo, pore normal hoye or proshner uttor dilam, "keno bhai, tai jene tomar ki, du din holo ekhane eshecho, ar er modhei shobar bepar'e nak golate shuru kore diyecho". Maa aste kore amr pichon'e eshe bollo, "ei Babu, Oke orom kore bolchish keno[Maa'er sur kemon palte gelo mone holo, ke jane, hoito Asif'er shamne oi park'er ghotona jate beriye na ashe tai ei rokom kore bolche, jai hok Maa ebar Asif ke bollo], na na Asif, O amra Maa chele mile moja korchilam, ta tumi eto raat'e chad'e ghurcho, tomader to shokal shokal uthe kaje jete hoi na ?". Asif bollo, "huu, sutei jamu, tuder Maa pola re dekhe darai jachi. Tuder dekhe, mu'r Ammu'r kutha mune pore gelo. Mu Ammu ke bahut bhalobasi to, eeto din uke chara age kuthau zai ni[bolei, O kemon chokh boro boro kore Maa'er dike takiye bollo]. Asa tuder ghore TV to ase ?", E abar kemon kotha, shobar baritei TV thake, kintu O amar Maa ke 'tui tui' kore kotha bolche keno. Maa'er kichu bolar age ami bollam, "ei bhai, tumi amar Maa ke 'tui' kore kotha bolcho keno, tomar theke boyosh'e koto boro bojho na, bhodrota shekho ni ? Ar TV to shobar baritei thake, e abar jiggesh korar ki ache". Maa pichon theke bollo, "arey theek ache Babu, ora notun esheche ekhane, shohor'er bepare jane na, aste aste shikhe jabe". Asif'o bollo, "na re choto Babu, eeta mor geram'er bhasa, mu ra ei bhabei kotha koi. Tur Maa're beizzat kori nai. Ar TV tor kotha komu, ei ghor to te, TV ase, kintu sole na. Mu salate gelum, kintu Oi Lahiri Babu daant khichalo, tai jigum, tuder TV thakle ektu dekhum". Ki bolche, 'dekhum, salate', kichui bujhte parchi na, ami bollam, "bhai Asif, tumi ei 'dekhum tekhum' bolo na, mathar upor diye bouncer jache, porishkar kore bolo ki bolte chaicho". Asif'er bola'r age Maa bollo, "arey baba, O bolche, Lahiri da'r TV ta o chalate gele bokuni khai, Lahiri da daat khechai, tai amader bari te ektu TV dekhte chai", bujhlam, kintu ei maal ta to mistri, eke amader barite TV dekhte dile amar Baba nirghat amake mistri baniye debe. Kintu amar kichu bolar age Maa oke bollo, "haan haan Asif, tumi amader barite TV dekhte paro, kono problem nei, chole asbe jokhon dekhte mon chaibe". Asif'er mukh dekhe mone holo khub khushi kotha ta shune, ami bollam, "ei ki bolcho Maa, Baba jodi ekbar dekhe O boshe TV dekhche, tahole noi TV barir baire jabe, ar na hoi ami ar tumi. Keno haat pete jhamela nite chaicho, jano na Baba, choto choto bishoi niye khit khit kore, ar oke barite dekhle chup thakbe mone korcho". Maa to na bhebei kotha gulo bole dilo Asif ke, kintu ekhon amar kotha gulo shune ektu chintai pore gelo, tai dekhe oi paka chele Asif ta bollo, "na na, mu to sob somai ghor'e thaki na, kaaj thake din'e. Raat'er belai TV to dekhte mon chai. Tuder osubida hoile sere de". Jodi TV ta amar room'e thakto, tahole ami aste boltam chele take, kintu Baba ei shob allow korbe na. Maa bollo, "na Babu tui theek bolechish, tor Baba jante parle amader ar asto rakhbe na, kintu bechara bari theke dure ache, mon kharap, ektu TV'i to dekhte chai[tarpor Asif'er dike takiye, hotat kore chokh boro boro kore smile diye bollo]. Ei Babu, o jodi ei shomai TV dekhe, tahole to keu jante parbe na, na mane dekh, tor Baba to dinner kore aadh ghonta'r[30 minutes] modhe ghumiye pore, tarpor to sei koto pore bathroom korte othe. Toto khun to O amader TV ta dekhte pare, ki bolish". Asif Lahiri Kaku'r chad theke egiye eshe amader shamne dariye bollo, "huu mur utei hobe, geram'e mu, mu'r Ammu'r loge raat'er belai TV dektum, baap ta suye porto, mu'ra TV giltum". AMi ar ki bolbo sudhu ei tukui bollam, "Maa bhebe bolle to, pore jodi gondogol hoi, ami ar tumi dujonei fasbo, er ar ki[bole Asif'er dike point korlam], aaj ache kaal nei[tarpor Asif'er dike takiye bollam]. Jao bhai, ekhon giye ghumao, kaal dekha jabe, jodi shujok paowa jai, tahole tomai deke nebo TV dekha'r jonno, goodnight". Maa'o bollo, "haan, Babu theek boleche, kaal jodi shujog paowa jai tahole bole debo, tokhon esho kemon. Tobe roj shujog paowa jabe ki na jani na, jao tumi shuye poro". Asif'o bollo, "theek ase, mu sute jai, kaal dekha to hobe, asi re Choto Babu[bole amake haat dekhalo, tarpor Maa'er dike takiye ektu henshe bollo], asi re", bole Howrah bridge cross kore Lahiri Kaku'r ondhokar chad'e kemon mishe gelo, kichui dekhte pelam na serokom ar. O chole jaowar pore Maa ke bollam, "tomar aag bariye oke eto dorod dekhanor ki chilo, er por jhamela hole ki hobe ?". Maa amar gaal ta tipe bollo, "keno tui to achish, shamle nite parbi na ? Chele ta bhalo re, dekhli na bollo, Maa ke miss korche, tarpor'o oke baron kora jai, tui oto bhabish na, chol ebar amrao ghumate jai, ekhono him porche". Amra dujone chad'er door lock kore, niche 1st floor'e neme ashlam. Eshe Maa amake joriye dhortei amar bara abar eiffel tower hoye gelo, Maa bodhoi bujhte pereche, kemon jeno nijer pacha ta pichon dike shoriye niye bollo, "ei Babu, ki hoche, bar bar keno hoche ei shob, ekhon shoja ghumate jabi, raat jag bi na". Shit, amar bara maa'er tolpet'er khocha marchilo tai Maa oirokom pacha pichon dike thele dariye ache, ar amake ghumate jete bollo keno aaj, na mane goodnight bolar pore, shobai ghumatei jai, Kintu Maa reminder dilo keno bujhlam na, ami ar ki korbo raat jege. AMar matha ekta dushtumi elo, aaj to Maa'er mood bhalo, tai ektu dustumi kori, ami'o ebar Maa ke joriye dhore, amar haat ta Maa'er pith theke ektu niche namiye, Maa'er pacha'r theek upor tate dhore, Maa ke amar aro kache tene nilam, ar amar bara ta jeno kono ata'r dela'r modhe duke gelo mone holo, ar Maa'o 'aaaaaahhhhh shoitan' bole aowaj kore uthlo hotat kore, ar amake jorano chere shore jachilo, tai ami taratari kore Maa'er kopale kiss korte giye, bhul kore Maa'er naak'er futor kach'e kiss kore felechi. Shit, eta ki korlam, Maa prochondo rege jabe amar upor ebar. Ami bhoi peye, Maa'er pith theke amar jorano haat shoriye niyechi. Maa amar dike takiye, kemon gombhir ekta expression dichilo, ami puro ghabre giye shore jachilam pichone, tai dekhe Maa hotat kore amar pant'er dike ekbar takiyei ektu michke henshe bollo, "Oh acha, tahole ota'r off switch ache[bolei jore hanste shuru korlo, ami bujhte na pere, matha nichu kore nijer pant'er dike takiye dekhi, Maa'er bhoi'e amar bara norom hoye jache aste aste. Maa tarmane, etai bollo 'off switch' na ki jeno]. Shute ja ebar, onek raat holo", bole smile kore siri diye niche chole gelo. AMi ki bachan bachlam aaj, shotti tahole aaj Maa'er mood bhalo chilo, na hole, amai chor thapor mere dito, amio aaj ektu bara bari kore felechi. Jai hok, amio amar room'e giye, ghumiye porlam, shokal'e office jete hobe abar.
Porer din ektu taratari uthe porlam, jani na ki kore, but bhaloi holo, dhire shuste office jabo, tarahuro korbo na roj kar moton. Ami high tulte tulte amar bathroom'e dhuke toilet korlam, kintu aj amar paikhana pelo na[bodhoi ghum theke othar time, ulto palta hoye gache tai], tai ami amar room'er ekta jol'er bottle theke jol kheye, siri diye niche neme, dinning'er chair'er kache eshechi bas, omni pet kamre amar jore paikhana pelo. Kachei ground floor'er bathroom, ar Baba ar Maa nischoi ekhono othe ni, tai kono kotha na bhebe age nijer tshirt ta haat tule khule, nijer shorts ta ektu niche namiye bathroom'er door ta jore thele[ground floor'er common'er bathroom'er door ta ektu tight, thelte gelei mone hoi lock kora ache, but otar hinge ta rust pore gache tai tight lage] bhitore dhukte jabo, kintu se ek obishasho drishyo, dekhi Maa puro langto hoye, towel diye nijer bhije chul ta puch che. Ufff se ki drishyo, kono porn star ke har maniye debe Maa, towel ta diye chul puch chilo, tai towel'er kichu ta Maa'er mukh tar upor'e pore chokh duto dheke rekheche, Kintu Maa'er dud duto bapre, ki bishal size ogulor, ar areola gulo besh boro, tobe nipple duto netiye ache[raat'e majhe majhe nipple gulo shokto hoye khara hoye jai, nighty'r upor diye dekha jai], kintu gola'r kach theke jol goriye dud hoye, nipple'er theke top top kore jol porche, my fucking sex goddess. Maa'er mangalsutra taduto dud'er makh khane clevage'e dhuke ache, Maa du haat tule towel diye matha'r chul much chilo, tai bogol duto puro khola, uff ki boro boro chul bogol'e, kintu bhije ache tai kemon nich'er dike atke ache. Ar baan haat'er maduli theke top top kore jol porche ar oi laal kaar ta tao bhije, prochondo sexy lagche Maa ke, amar chokh to Maa'er dud'er upor theke shorchiloi na, tobu niche'r dike takate dekhlam, pet ta ektu fola, komorer side duto ektu fat jomeche, love handle gulo bojha jache, ar fuck shit, tolpet'er niche thekei chul'e bhora, kirokom curly curly chul gulo te jol'er fota atke atke ache, ar shine korche. Kintu bathroom'er door ta jore khola'r ekta aowaj to hoyeche, Maa chul puch'te puch'tei jiggesh korlo, "dorja ta khule gelo naki", bole nijer towel ta chul'er opor theke shoriye dorjar dike takate giye dekhlo ami dariye. Odike ami Maa'er gud'er dorshon'er jonno haan hoye chilam kintu Maa'er gola peye, chomke giye Maa'er dike takiye dekhi Maa towel ta namiye amar dike ghurche, kintu ami kheyal korlam Maa'er tolar thot theke du ek fota jol goriye Maa'er chin'er tol'ai aschilo, kintu Maa jhop kore mukh ta ghuriye amar dike dekhte giye, oi jol'er du fota chitke amar buk'e laglo. Maa'er oi rokom sexy shorir dekhe amar paikhana abar pete dhuke gache, atleast amy onno kichu feel korte parchi na ekhon. Maa amake dekhe bhoot dekh'ar moton kore chitkar koe uthlo, "aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Babu, tui tui ki[bole nijer matha'r towel ta diye kono rokom'e dud ar gud ta dhaklo tarahuro kore], oshobho nongra chele, lojja kore na, chi chi[bole amar shorts'er dike takiye haat dekhiye, abar haat ta nijer mukh'e chapa diye bollo]. E ki obostha tor Babu, tui langto hoye, e baba, ish ki dekhali shokal belai, chi chi", bole nijer mukh chapa diye, ghar ghuriye onno dike fire, towel ta kono rokom'e joriye dariye amake bollo, "beriye jaa ekhan theke, jaaaah", bole ki jore chechalo, ar odike Maa'er chechano shune, Baba ghor theke chechiye bollo, "ki holo abar shokal shokal", bole ghor'er dorja ta khultei jachilo, karon latch ta narano'r aowaj holo ektu. Ami to freeze hoye gechi, amar apsara'r moton Maa ke dekhe, ami jani na ki korbo, ami ekhono bathroom'er shamne darie achi dorja khule haa kore. Maa ebar nijei ghar ghuriye, amar chokh'er dike takiye bollo, "Babu, nijer bhalo chash to pant ta theek kore por ar bathroom'er dorja ta tene bondho kor, nahole ekhuni tor Baba eshe jodi tor ei oboshtha dekhe, toke pitiye sesh kore felbe aaj. Ei Babu", Maa'er chokh amar dike kintu kotha bolte bolte, khali chokh ta nichu kore abar amar mukh'er dike takachilo Maa. Kintu sesh'e Maa'er dhomok'e amar hush firtei ami shobe kono kotha bolte jabo, pichon theke Maa-Baba'r ghor'er dorja kholar aowaj holo, Maa shonge shonge amar dike ektu egiye eshe, khop kore amar haat ta dhore, amake tene bathroom'e dhukiye nilo ar bathroom'er door ta thele bondho kore dilo ar lock kore dilo, ar amake fish fish kore bollo, "nijer bhalo chash to chup kore dariye thak, kono kotha bolbi na". Baba hotat kore chechiye bollo, "ki holo, checha chile keno ? pore tore gele naki. Shokal shokal abar ki notun natok shuru korecho ?". Baba mone hoi ekdom bathroom'er dorja'r baire dariye, karon gola ta besh kache mone holo. Maa amar dike ekbar takiye, abar dorja'r dike ghure giye bollo, "na na ami theek achi", Maa dorja'r dike ghurte ami Maa'er pichon ta dekhte pelam, towel ta diye tarahuro kore dhakte giye, Maa'er pacha duto dhaka pore ni, almost puro khola, uff forsha pacha, ar ki boro, ekdom thol thole, ki chotkate iche korchilo. Baba abar bollo, "tahole chechale keno ?". Maa Baba'r uttor dite giyeo dilo na, ar chokhe ja dekhlam tate mone holo ghar ghuriye amar dike takalo, edike ami Maa'er pacha dekhchilam, tai chomke giye, Maa'er chokh'er dike takate dekhlam, Maa amar pet'er dike takiye ache, Maa ki dekhche seta dekhbo, kintu hotat kore Maa jore bollo, "na kichu na, hotat kore ekta saanp dekhe bhoi peye gechilam", bolei amar mukh'er dike takate dekhlo ami Maa'er dike takiye achi, seta dekhe Maa kemon jeno chokh mukh kuchke ghar ghuriye abar dorja'r dike fire daralo, Baba baire theke bollo, "saanp, bathroom'e saanp elo kotha theke, ei tumi beroo, ami dekhchi". Ki je hoche amar mathai dhukche na, ami matha nichu kore nijer pet'er dike takiye dekhi, amar bara eiffel tower'er Baba hoye ache, ki tight bapre, ar amar shorts haantu'r kache gutiye ache. Tarmane Maa amar pet'er dike na amar bara'r dike haa kore takiye chilo, shit shit, shokal belai ki korte ki hoye gelo. Ami kono rokome amar shorts ta tene tune, komorer upore tullam, tate arekta shomosha holo, kkhara hoyeee thaka bara ta shorts'er elastic'er sathe atke, amar tolpet'er sathe chipke gelo kintu beta shorts'er bhitoer dhuklo na, prai 2 inch moton shorts'er elastic'er upor theke beriye roilo. O dike Baba'o bathroom'e dhoka'r jonno pagol hoye jache. Hotat kore Maa amar dike takyiei, abar ghar ghuriye Baba ke bollo, "na na, ekhon theek ache, chole gache, tumi chinta koro na. Ekhon theek ache". Baba chechiye bollo, "theek kore dekhecho to, dhuklo kotha diye ar berolo kotha diye, theek kore dekhe nao, ar tomar ki deri hobe berote ?". Maa bollo, "haan ektu deri ache, tumi O bathroom'e jao, ar bollam to saanp ta beriye gache, chinta koro na". Baba bollo, "theek ache, aammi bathroom'e jachi", tar ektu pore Maa Baba'r ghor'er door bondho howar aowaj elo. Ami to bujhte parchina, ami ekhon ki korbo, baire berole jodi Baba'r shamna shamni hoye jai, bhitore'o to Maa'er mejaj khub kharap. Maa amar dike ghure dariye, amake bollo, "etor chele, kulangar, langto hoye nijer Maa'r shorir dekhte eshechish[bolei 'thash' kore amar gaal'e ekta chor boshiye dilo, ami ki bolbo ki korbo, kichu i bojhar age Maa abar marlo]. Tor sathe bondhu'r moton mishi bole tui eto ta niche namte parli aaj, nah amar'i bhul[bole amar pet'er dike hotat kore takiye bollo], chi theek kore pant ta porte sikhish ni, ekta notun bipod na ghotale hoche na tor, scoundrel. Ota pant'er bhitor dhoka, janish na tor phimosis operation kora ache, oi bhabe thakle ekta boro bipod hobe, rascal ekta", bole abar dorjar dike mukh ghuriye daralo. Ami niche na takiye, amar haat diye kono rokome amar bara'r matha ta thele shorts'er bhitore dhokalam, kintu se to shorts'er bhitor Giza'r pyramid baniye dilo, amar moton bipod'e jeno kono chele na pore, na egote parchi, na pichote. Haan choto belai amar phimosis operation hoyechilo, amar school'er onek bondhu'r hoyechilo, ete bhoi paowar ki ache. Tao nijer gaal'e haat rograte rograte, Maa ke bollam, "I'm sorry Maa, aami shotti jantam na tumi bathroom'e, aaj eto taratari ghum bhenge gelo, tai paikhana hoi ni, jol kheye niche chole elam, siri diye aste aste pet kamre jore paikhana peye gelo, tai ei bathroom'e dhuke porechi. AMi shotti jantam na tumi bathroom'e, ami to bhablam tomra ekhon ghumacho". Amar kotha shune Maa amar dike ghure dariye bollo, "na tui mithe bolchish, ekhon dhora pore gechish, tai baniye baniye bolchish, nahole tui langto hoye bathroom'e dhukbi keno, tor dekhchi duto chor'e hobe na, bandor chele". Ami Maa'er chokh'er dike takiye bollam, "Ami shotti bolchi Maa, ami ki kore janbo tumi bathroom'e, ekbar bhebe dekho, jore paikhana peyeche tai tshirt ta khule, pant ta khulte khulte bathroom'e dhukchilam. Ar tumi amake bolcho, tumi to bathroom'e chile, tumi door ta lock koro ni keno bhitor theke, taholei to kono shomosha chilo na, ami door ta khultei partam na. Ami bhul kore door khule felechi aaj, ar tumi amake chor marle, gala gal dile". Maa mone holo ebar convince hoyeche je ami shotti bolchi, karon Maa'o to door ta bhitor theke lock kore ni, Maa bollo, "na ashole, amar'o aaj prochondo jore paikhana peyechilo, tai tarahuro kore dhuke porechi, mane tahole tui shotti bolchish, tui iche kore ashish ni ? [bolei abar amar pet'er dike takiye bollo] Tahole oi obostha ki kore hoche ekhono ?", ami matha ta nichu koer nijer short'er bhitore howa pyramid ta dekhlam, tobe Maa ar rege nei ager moton, seta clear, kintu tao puro puri convince hoi ni, Maa'er theke ar amar lukanor kichu nei, shob'i to Maa dekhe feleche, tai ar kichu na lukiye bollam, "ota mane, tomake dekhe, mane iche kore na, Maa", Maa amar dike kemon chokh boro boro kore egiye elo ektu, ami to bhablam abar na amai chor mare tai tarahuro kore bole fellam, "tu tumi dorja'r dike ghure dariye chile, tomar pacha duto dekha jache, towel ta khub choto, ami ki korbo, ami kichu bolar agei to tumi amai marle, bokle, amar ki dosh, ami ki jantam tumi bathroom'e thakbe eto shokal'e. Khali amake ulto palta bolcho, nije bathroom'er door lock koroni". Maa amar ekdom kache eshe, ekta haat bariye amar pichon theke, laal par sada saree ta nilo oi hanger ta theke, uff bapre, ami to shotti bhablam Maa amai marte asche. Kintu amar kotha ta sune, Maa ekhon ek haat diye, towel ta tene tene nijer pacha ta dhakte chaiche, kintu towel ta shotti choto, tai hoche, na. Hotat kore amai bollo, "Babu tui pichon fer, ami saree ta porbo", ami ar kono kotha na bole pichon firlam, kintu Maa'er sur ta besh normal laglo, tahole ki Maa nijer bhul bujhte pereche. AMi bollam, "tumi taratari baire jao, ami ar dariye thakte parchi na, pet kamrache khub jor". Maa bodhoi saree porchilo taratari, tai haat'er churi gulo'r besh aowaj hochilo, tarpor amake halka dhomok diye bollo, "Maa'er langto shorir dekha'r shomai ache, ar Maa'ke saree porte deowar shomai nei. Chup kore dariye thak oi bhabe, amar hoye esheche". Bole aro ektu ki shob korlo, ami dekhte to pachilam na, but bathroom'er wall'e je shadow porchilo, seta dekhe bujhte parchilam, je saree'r anchol ta theek korchilo. Ami nije aaj baje bhabe feshe gechi, bhul kore dhuke porechi, kintu amar kache option chilo, Maa'er dekha'r agei door ta bondho kore paliye jaowar, kintu Maa'er langto shorir dekhe ami ar nije ke theek rakhte pari ni aaj, ebar sei bhuler masul dichi. Ektu porei Maa bollo, "ne hoye gache, tui paikhana kor, ami baire jachi, dara age dekhi tor Baba ashe pashe ache kina", ami pichon fire dekhi, roj kar moton Maa sei blouse ar saya chara sada saree ta poreche, pacha'r fank ta porishkar bojha jache, Maa bathroom'er door ta tene ektu fank kore, ashe pashe dekhlo, tarpor ghar ghuriye bollo, "tui tor kaaj kore, ami jachi", bole nijer towel ar nighty niye, aste kore bathroom theke beriye gelo. AMi age bathroom'er door ta lock kore dilam, fuck shit, ki jor banchlam, kintu er por Maa'er shamne mukh dekhabo ki kore, shit shit, goto kaal park'e na hoi ondhokar'e Maa'er saree'r anchol diye handle marchilam, kintu aaj to shotti Maa amar khara bara dorshon kore fello tao abar shokal shokal. Maa ki Baba ke bole debe amar kotha, na na Baba ke bolar hole, amake nije tene bathroom'e dhukiye Baba ke mithe kotha bolto na, kintu Maa'er pacha duto ufff. Nijer gaal'e, ekta chor marlam, na na, ami ki shob bhabchi, Uff pet kamrache, ami shorts ta tene khultei bara ta abar lafiye beriye elo, amar Royal Enfield'er suspension eto bhalo na joto ta amar bara lafache. Ami shob bhule age comode'e boshlam paikhana korte, shokal'er kaaj na hoi holo, comode flush kore, shob porishkar kore, toilet korte jabo, bara to shokto ekhono, ar toilet beroche na, abar ekhuni bathroom theke berote gelei jodi amar short'er pyramid Maa'er chokhe pore, tahole abar bokuni, ar jodi Baba'r chokhe pore, ei February mash'ei amar Happy Diwali hoye jabe. Tai taratari hand shower ta niye, thanda jol bara te dhele dilam, ufff ki thanda jol ta, bapre. Bara ta ektu netiye jetei ami shorts ar tshirt ta pore, bathroom theke beriye'i dekhi, shamne Jom haat'e bajar'er bag niye dariye.