Boish kaal'e Maa'er prem lila - অধ্যায় ৯
Porer din shokal'e ghum bhanglo, alarm'er aowaj'e, bapre, baire shobe light beroche mone hoi, ekhono ektu ondho kar ache. Bathroom'e giye, ektu chokhe mukhe jol diye, fresh hoye elam, ar amar room'er duto door'i bondho, kintu balcony'e door ta bhirote theke bondhoi thake, ar ei dorja ta raat'e bhejiye shui ami, aaj eto taratari uthe porechi tai opash'er door ta khule common balcony te giye ektu daralam, halka thanda haowa chalache, ondhokar ekhono kat'e ni puro puri, shobe alo futche. Pashe'r Lahiri Kaku'r barir, 1st floor'er ekta room'er duto janlai khola, room ta ondho kar, tai bhalo bujhte parchi na, bairer light o temon fote ni je room'e alo porbe. Kintu hotat kore, kothau theke ektu alo porlo oi ghor tate, besh stretched light. Karor ekta chaowa jeno aro boro hoche aste aste, ar omni miliye gelo ondho kare, ar light tao ar nei. Keu dorja khule ghore dhuko ba berolo mone hoi, ekjon bollo, "Jah Asif, mu'r haga to ho gache, tu jaa kore ne bap, mu'der poune 6 tar bus to dhorte hobe re, arey uth re Asif, ki khali phone tipis". Acha eta Jamil kotha bollo, mane Jamil ar Asif ei ghorei ghumai, tai janla duto khola, 1st floor'er baki room'er janla to bondhoi ache. Asif'er gola pelam, "mu jechi". Abar oi light'er stretch ta porlo ar ebar chaowa ta boro theke aste aste choto hoye gelo ar light ta bondh hoye gelo, tahole ami theek dhore chilam, ota dorja khule jaowa asha'r chaowa. Jai hok, ami balcony'r edik odik ektu haat paa stretch kore haante laglam, ami amader common balcony theke hall'er kach'e eshe chi shobe, kothau theke Asif'er gola pelam, "Mu message korlam to tuke, Mu to chade, tu kothai", tarpor chup ar kono gola nei, aowaj to boddo kache mone holo, abar Asif bollo, "hu hu, mu tuder chad'ei re, tui to kaal bolli asbi ar mu're khete dibi". Abar ektu silence, amar mone hoi Asif, amader chad'e ekhon, ei jaiga tatei oi bridge ta ache chad'e, acha tar mane beta Asif amader chad'e aste aste kauke call korche, kintu kake, ar ekhuni to bollo, ke ki khete debe, sala Lahiri Kaku'r bari giye khete pare na. AMader barir kar sathe kotha bolbe O, Asif bollo, "na na kaal to tui nijei dekhali, ami to kisu boli ni, ar tui khete to dis ni, sudu dekhe pet to bhorbe nai, tui bolechis aaj dibi khete, tui gosol pore korish, ekhon time kom ase amar, mu'r baap jane mu hagte upor to te esechi, hu hu, mu achi, tui ai joldi". sala eto shokal, na ei bhor belai, Asif kake dakche, ar sala ei gosol ta ki jinish, kintu beta dakche kake, tao abar amader chad'e, Lahiri Kaku'r barite Kaku ar jamil chara ekhon keu nei, ar amar barite ami Baba ar Maa. Tahole dakbe kake, Lahiri Kaku'r barite ki onno keu esheche, kintu Asif to ki shob khabar kotha bolche, ei bhor belai ke oke ki khaoa-be re baba. Acha Asif ki amar Maa'er sathe kotha bolche naki, Maa ki oke ranna kore kichu khowabe bolechilo naki, na na, amar Maa'er number o pabe ki kore. Ar eto shokal'e Maa othei na, Maa to 6am'e othe mostly. Ar Maa Asif ke eto ta entertain korbe na. Jai tahole ami nijei chad'e giye Asif ke jiggesh kori ki khabar kotha hoche, tao amader chad'e dariye. Ami common balcony diye ghure hall'er bhitor diye eshe chad'er siri dike jachilam, kintu hotat kemon jeno aowaj pelam, siri diye keu upore asche 1st floor'e, churi'r aowaj hoche, eta to Maa'er aowaj, Maa asche naki, Maa uthe poreche, O acha, bodhoi oi snan kore Tulsi tolai jol dite jache. AMi siri'r kache aste aste Maa 1st floor'er landing ta cross kore, uporer siri'r dike uthchilo, ami pichon thekei ja dekhlam. Maa oi patla laal paar sada saree ta[jeta Maa roj snan kore pore, ar pujo kore] pore, chad'e uthche, bepar ta ektu odd, Maa to ei saree ta pore sudhu pujo kore, kono din to ei saree ta pore chad'e jai ni, Maa to fresh nighty pore chad'e jai Tulsi tolai jol dhalte. Ar aro Odd lagche je, Maa'er chul ekhon binuni kora ar boddo dry, mane snan korle to chul khola thake, ar bhije thake. Maa pacha duliye duliye siri diye upore uthche, Maa'er pith ta puro khola aaj, tobe ghar'er kache saree ta pakiye ache, tarmane dud duto dhaka nischoi. Maa ektu upore uthe jetei, amar mathai Asif'er kotha ta strike korlo, amar Maa ei bhabe chad'e jache, kintu Maa'er chul dry, haat'e ghoti nei, je Tulsi tolai jol debe, tahole ki Maa snan kore ni, ar snan na korle, ei saree pore chad'e jache keno. Asif'er sathe dekha korte noi to, shit. Ami aste kore siri diye upore uth te jachi, Maa mone hoi shobe chad'er dorja ta khullo, ekta aowaj holo dhom kore, loha'r gate to tai. Maa ektu jorei bollo, "ufff ki thanda haowa chalache re Baba, ar ei bojjat'er jonno ei bhor'e, ei patla saree pore chad'e aste hobe", ami tahole theek dhore chilam, Maa Asif'er jonno ei bhabe saree pore chad'e gache kintu keno. Maa ar Asif ki kichu korbe bhor belai, na na, eta jeno na hoi. AMi aste aste kore siri diye paa tipe tipe uthchi, Asif'er gola kaan'e elo, "tu esechish, Ammu kasam, tore jaanat'er hur lagche aaj, mu kokhon baap re hagte jechi bole elum, tu eto deri to korli can?". Ami aste astei uthchilam, karon jodi ora keu ei dike ashe tahole ami niche palate parbo, oder dekha'r agei. Maa khub ekta jore kotha bolche na, kintu ami almost chad'er landing'er kache eshe gechi tai sunte pelam, "ei bhor belai ei shob na korle hochilo na tomar, amar thanda lagche, o dike chad'er ghor'e cholo". Maa Asif ke chad'er ghor'e keno niye jete chaiche, ki korbe eto bhor belai, ami chad'er khola dorja'r pash theke matha ta shamano bariye dekhlam, Maa chad'er ghor'er siri diye uthe, latch ta tene khullo, ar door ta tene bairer dike khule Asif ke bollo, "ei ekhon jao to tumi, ekhon eto nongra'r modhe dhukte bhalo lagche na, ami pore guchiye rakhbo, tokhon dekha jabe". Asif gaye ekta tshirt ar lungi, chad'er ghor'er siri diye uthe ekdom Maa'er pichon'e dariye bollo, "mu'r kacheo to besi shomai to nai, ekhon ektu khete to de, pore shob to hobe". Maa Asif'er dike ghure bollo, "pore abar ki hobe, kaal nehat ami nije bole felechilam, tai sudhu aaj'i khete debo, ar kono din na, ar kichui pabe na". Bole Maa, ektu egiye chad'er ghor'er bhitore aste kore dhuke giye dariye roilo dorja'r dike picohn korei. Asif nijer gaa theke matha goliye genji ta tene khule, nijer komorer lungi ta paa theke tene ektu unchu kore fold kore komore bedhe room'er bhitor'e dhuke Maa'er ekta kandhe pichon theke haat rekhe bollo, "u pore'r kotha to pore, ekhon kaaj to sere ni, dibi na tui khete ?". Maa ebar dekhlam, ghure dorja'r dike mukh kore daralo, Asif Maa'er mukho mukhi ekhon, Maa onekta short height tai mukh dekhte pachi na, kintu shamne theke ek pash'er saree dhaka dud theek dekhte pachi. Shit Maa ki Asif ke diye ei bhor belai chodabe naki, na eta hote pare na, kintu tahole Maa ei aad langto hoye oi harami'r sathe ki khaowa niye kotha bolche. Maa bollo, "ema, tumi genji khulle keno, genji kholar ki ache, ota pore nao, bollam to ar kichu pabe na, aaj ei prothom ar aaj'i sesh". Asif genji ta chad'e chure fele dilo pichon theke, ar maa'er dui kandhe haat dilo, Maa abar bollo, "genji ta fele dile keno, ota poro age, nahole kichu pabe na", bole Asif'er haat thele chad'er ghor theke beriye aschilo, almost dorja'r kache chole esheche, ami porishkar dekhte pachi ekhon Maa ke, Asif Maa'er pichon theke kandh ta dhore, thele dorja'r frame'er sathe chepe dhore bollo, "mu to hagte jamu, tai genji to khullam, tui rege to jas na, rag leo toke hur lage". Ami ekhon Maa'er side theke dekhte pachi, Maa'er dud duto uthche ar namche, mane eto jore nishash niche Maa, iche korchilo ekhuni giye, harami take chad'e fele petai, kintu Maa'er ei nongrami dekhe amar bara kokhon khara hoye gache jani na. Maa ebar ektu lojja pache mone hoi, ektu michke hansche ar matha nichu kore bollo, "ta haag be ta jao, ekhane to ar bathroom nei je tumi ekhane haagte eshecho, ar amar ekhane ei bhabe thanda lagche, charo ami niche jai". Asif Maa'er arektu kache giye bollo, "hagbo to botei, age khabo tarpor na hagbo, ar mu tur ta khelei tui gorom hoye to jabi", bole chup kore dariye Maa'er boro boro dud'er dike takiye ache. Kintu ebar jeta Maa korlo, seta dekhe to ami obak, Maa nijer haat diye, shamner dike dud dhaka deowa saree'r anchol ta tene namiye dilo komorer kache, ar boro boro forsha dud duto Asif'er shamne ekdom khule gelo, Maa ebar nijer mukh ta ghuriye ghor'er bhitorer dike mukh kore Asif ke nijer dud dekhiye dariye ache. Holy shit, Maa'er ki puro matha kharap hoye gelo, eta ki korche Maa, bramhon barir bou hoye, ekta musal-man mistirir shamne langto hoche, shit ebar ki puro saree khule chodabe naki, Ufff iche to korche, Asif ke shoriye ami nijei jhampiye pori Maa'er upor. Ki boro dud Maa'er, chi ami ki bhabchi ekhon, amar Maa ei nongrami korbe, na na eta hote deowa jabe na, atkatei hobe, kintu ki kore. Asif haa kore takiye ache, ekta dud haat bariye dhorte jabe, omni Jamil'er gola, "Asif, U Asif, ai baap, mu'der bus to dhortei hobe, bero ar koto hagbi baap", or gola pachi kintu dekhte to pachi na, shit Maa ki aaj baap beta dujon'er chodon khabe naki. Asif, Maa'er dud'e haat dite giye nijer Baba'r gola sune, thomke dariye pore, Maa'o Jamil'er gola shune, nichu hoye bhoi peye age, saree'e anchol ta boro kore nijer dud duto ke dhake. Tarpor Asif ke thele oi chad'er ghor theke niche, chad'e namiye dei ar nije chad'er ghor'er bhitore dhuke dariye pore, ami Maa ke ar dekhte pachi na, eto ta bhitore dhuke gache. Asif'o ghabre giye, age chad'e nijer fele deowa tshirt ta tule pore fele, tarpor nijer lungi ta namiye, doure Lahiri Kaku'r chad'e jai. Asif'er gola sunte pelam, "ei to mu, jechi chol", Jamil bollo, "tu odike kuthai chili ? Paikhana ghor to ekhane". Asif astei bolche ebar, "mu'r genji ta khule or dor to te rekhechilum, haowa te ure to geche, u dike chole gechilo, tai ante gelum. Chol mu'r hoye to geche". Maa aste aste oder gola sunte peye, chad'er ghor'er ekdom bhitor theke ektu khani beriye elo, saree ta theek kore pore niyeche, kintu aaj Maa oi onno jaat'er mistiri'r shamne langto holo, as Asif ki bollo, goto kaal Maa dekhte diyeche, khete na, mane goto kaal raat'e ami jokhon bari firchilam, tokhon'i Maa Asif ke langto hoye dud gud ei shob dekhachilo, ar aaj tepate ba chodate esheche. Chi Maa, Chi, amai chor marle ar ei nongra chele tar shamne langto hoye jacho ei shokal belai. Sala oi harami Asif ke ami ebar ketei felbo, porshu raat'e kake na kake choda'r video dekhi, kende amai bollo, Maa'er theke dure thakbe, ar aaj Maa ke langto dekha'r jonno nije phone kore dakche, harami suor take merei felbo aaj.