আমার কাকীমার কাহিনী - অধ্যায় ৫

Oi din bikale poltur sathe dekha holo.. Oke kakir pith chulkiye dewar ghotona ta bollam. Sune to o obak hoye gelo. Or chokh duto dekhe clear bujhlam ki o biswas korte parchhena. “bolis ki re? sotti bolchis to?” poltu jiggesh korlo. “haa re.. toke mitthe kotha ki bolechi kono dino? Arr esob e mitthe kotha bolboi ba keno..?” ami bollam. Poltu – “haa… ta obossho thik…” bole serious hoye gelo Poltu. Kichu vabchilo. Ami – “ki re…. ki vabte shuru korli..?” Poltu – “ mone hoye amake beshi porishrom korte hobe na..” Ami – “kiser porishrom… keno?? Ektu porishkar kore bol kotha ta..” Poltu – “tor kaki ke potate beshi porishrom korte hobe na…” Ami – “ki kore bujhli tui?” Poltu – “toke diye nijer blouse er bhetore haath dhukiye bra khule puro pith ta to chulkiye nilo, kintu asole Janis chulkani ta kothaye chilo?” Ami – “kothaye?” Poltu – “mone aar gud e.” Ami – “ki?” Poltu – “ha re…. tor kakir mone aar gude chulkani ta uthechilo…. Er maane kakir besh rosh aache bolte paris..aar edaaning chulkani ta opor level e uthche…. Naa….. aar deri kora jabe na…. setting ta taratari korte hobe.. ” Ami obak hoye or kotha shune bollam – “Oooo….. tai na ki…?? Tahole ebar ki korbi… kemon kore setting ta jomabi?” Poltu – “setai to vabchhi babu sona… what to do now…. Ek kaaj kor …khub khide khide lagche… chol singhara aar kochuri khe aasi…. Khali pete amar matha kaaj kore naa..” Ami – “Ok…. Tobe tui khawachhis to? Dekh bhai… aaj amar pocket khaali..” Poltu – “arey haa re haa…. Ami debo…. Koyek din aei vabe chalate hobe bujhli.. tarpor jokhon kaki ke potiye nebo tokhon tor kaki ke diye khorcha korabo..” Ami - “ baah ree…. Ete to tor laabh mairi,… amar ki hobe?” ektu raag dekhiye bollam. Poltu – “arey bhai …tension korchis keno… tokeo khawabo… toke ki ami chhere dite pari… tobe bhai shorto ta mone rekhechis to ??” Ami – “kon shorto?” Poltu – “ami jokhon tor kakir sathe thakbo tokhon tui samne thakis ba na thakis, amaye puro space dibi… kono jinis e kono rokomer badha dibi na…. ami jayi kori na keno.. tui disturb korbi na..” Ami – “Ooo.. se shorto ta…!! Haa bhai mone ache.” Aei bole amra du jone khub jore hese dilaam. Tarpor Amra du jonei khete chole gelam…. . . . (To be continued...)............